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Hey, fuck you, whoever owns that bot. :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=102740

Hey, fuck you, whoever owns that bot. :P
hehe. I don't think I've yet won against any SDN member...
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You know, I was going to bed, so I didn't repair ROU Flatulence, and sent him into a mission with 80% health.

Here is that mission :twisted:

Flatulnece has sent all 5 aoutobots into Stasis Lock. In addition, there was a certain R2 D2 belonging to Crayz9000. :wink: Got slagged first, IIRC. :twisted:

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Yes, but R2 took 35% off Flatulence in his opening blow :twisted:

And Hydrospanner may have lost this mission, but he came out on top...
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=102740

Hey, fuck you, whoever owns that bot. :P
Hehe, that was you? I should have checked :D
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Crayz9000 wrote:Yes, but R2 took 35% off Flatulence in his opening blow :twisted:

And Hydrospanner may have lost this mission, but he came out on top...
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No it didn't. As I 've said before, Flatulence was at 80% health when I sent him into the mission.

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Then I don't know how the fuck that happened, because...

R2 D2 transforms into a Semi Truck and rams Rou Flatulence.
Rou Flatulence is damaged. (65% power remaining)
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Crayz9000 wrote:Then I don't know how the fuck that happened, because...

R2 D2 transforms into a Semi Truck and rams Rou Flatulence.
Rou Flatulence is damaged. (65% power remaining)
Flatulence was not at 100% percent at the start of the mission. I sent him damaged into the mission. He began at 80%. As such, your ram did only 15% damage.

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fgalkin wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Then I don't know how the fuck that happened, because...

R2 D2 transforms into a Semi Truck and rams Rou Flatulence.
Rou Flatulence is damaged. (65% power remaining)
Flatulence was not at 100% percent at the start of the mission. I sent him damaged into the mission. He began at 80%. As such, your ram did only 15% damage.

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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:Then I don't know how the fuck that happened, because...

R2 D2 transforms into a Semi Truck and rams Rou Flatulence.
Rou Flatulence is damaged. (65% power remaining)
Flatulence was not at 100% percent at the start of the mission. I sent him damaged into the mission. He began at 80%. As such, your ram did only 15% damage.

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Well, not really. If anything, it was my Lvl 0 TF being the only Lvl 0 in there...
1) My bot was the last one to go down.
2) It's not Rou. It's ROU.

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Puny Autobot...die under my death ramming(and look gave him a chance to hit me :P )
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fgalkin wrote:*snip*
Damn, what do you feed him? Looks like you gave him a few upgrades, just nothing you can publically see...
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Probably same thing I did to Crunch.

Ram at either 4~5 is outlandishly devasting...especially if the other side doesn't have Ram.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Probably same thing I did to Crunch.

Ram at either 4~5 is outlandishly devasting...especially if the other side doesn't have Ram.
You're correct. Fastrike has a level 4 ram.

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For fucks's sake, you beat Threepio. Is that really much of an accomplishment? :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:For fucks's sake, you beat Threepio. Is that really much of an accomplishment? :P
Yes. Ever since the TPM, I wanted to beat him with a stick.
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So what's your fastest death?

So far mine(which I can't anymore)was six moves with Crunch(a Ram of Five does wonders with a Sword weapon)

No new records of yet...so anyone else nutty kills?
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Though honestly as much as the Seibertron's board bitch over Strafe...it works better in mission and under multiple strafe warriors.

In the arena...Ram is a helluva lot nastier since it seems to stun and if you do it in three to four times in a row...almost grants victory.

Hell I've pulled victory because my Rammer did a 3 time Ram at the end.
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True.

Although I've been in missions where there are three or four guns total, out of five slots. No matter how many semis are on the other side, the Autobots always get assraped when that happens.
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