[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 04:02pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: shakes off ankle biters and pulls out new and improved twin 9mm which pass through R/UR AND L/AL shields and promptly blows them away:::
...and then ricochet off the thick conventional armor plates.

:::::: loads guns with anti-bullshit uber armor piercing rounds that ALSO go through R/UR shields and L/AL shields and opens fire AGAIN, blasting apart dozens of Gnomes:::::

you will not succed, the black mages will figure out how to stop you and i will buy them the time they need.....

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-26 04:05pm

Darksider wrote: ...and then ricochet off the thick conventional armor plates.

:::::: loads guns with anti-bullshit uber armor piercing rounds that ALSO go through R/UR shields and L/AL shields and opens fire AGAIN, blasting apart dozens of Gnomes:::::

you will not succed, the black mages will figure out how to stop you and i will buy them the time they need.....[/quote]

Anti-bullshit rounds that pierce every kind of armor are bullshit, thus annihilating themselves immediately and throwing Darksider out of reality.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 04:06pm

[quote="Darksider"

:::::: loads guns with anti-bullshit uber armor piercing rounds that ALSO go through R/UR shields and L/AL shields and opens fire AGAIN, blasting apart dozens of Gnomes:::::

you will not succed, the black mages will figure out how to stop you and i will buy them the time they need.....[/quote]

That ammunition violates HAB patent no. 34958627856298735-b for the Block II Bullshit Defeat Munition.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 04:08pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
Darksider wrote: ...and then ricochet off the thick conventional armor plates.
:::::: loads guns with anti-bullshit uber armor piercing rounds that ALSO go through R/UR shields and L/AL shields and opens fire AGAIN, blasting apart dozens of Gnomes:::::

you will not succed, the black mages will figure out how to stop you and i will buy them the time they need.....

Anti-bullshit rounds that pierce every kind of armor are bullshit, thus annihilating themselves immediately and throwing Darksider out of reality.[/quote]
the rounds don't pierce all kinds of armor, just the bullshit technowank uber armor that you have

::::: is not thrown out of reality::::

::::: continues blasting Gnomes:::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 04:09pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:[quote="Darksider"

:::::: loads guns with anti-bullshit uber armor piercing rounds that ALSO go through R/UR shields and L/AL shields and opens fire AGAIN, blasting apart dozens of Gnomes:::::

you will not succed, the black mages will figure out how to stop you and i will buy them the time they need.....

That ammunition violates HAB patent no. 34958627856298735-b for the Block II Bullshit Defeat Munition.[/quote]

:::::: is willing to pay any price for the patent:::::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 04:34pm

Darksider wrote::::::: is willing to pay any price for the patent:::::::

That won't be neccesary.

*pulls trigger, flaying DSider's brain matter dozens of meters away as his lifeless body slumps to the floor*

Anywho:

HOLY CRAP! I leave for two days and Cyran and DSider and Alyrium and Nitram go fuckin' nuts! Relax guys! Or we'll be forced to use our new L/AL shields in tandem with out R/UR ones to nullify any attack you could possibly imagine. PH34R RSA's and Straha's uber-shield making skills!

And Mr. Skimmer, trusted ally and representitive of the HAB I would like to extend you an offer: We will trade with you the fully researched and functional L/AL generators, BUT we will keep the anti-logic specimin for further study. As fro your "air-fuel bombs" and "tanks" I can see I was thinking of the wrong definition - a little less in the past, if you will - I humbly accept your offer given that we may keep Darkstar for further research, but you will recieve the L/AL generators for your own refinement.

And of course, RougeIce, JodoForce, and even Mitth (he seems to be a bit busy nowadays) excellent job keeping SEGNOR alive while I was away. Seems like some cowardly individuals were waiting for just that break to strike. But of course, I've left the orginization in good hands.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 04:37pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: is willing to pay any price for the patent:::::::
That won't be neccesary.

*pulls trigger, flaying DSider's brain matter dozens of meters away as his lifeless body slumps to the floor*

:::::: activates bullet-time and dodges incoming fire::::

::::: puts twin 9mm away::::

i only attacked because they tried to Gnaw my ankles off AFTER we called truce i walked in and got mobbed.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-26 04:52pm

:: Shows up, in a black robe, Fighting Pike in one hand, Holy Spoon in the other, Book of the Black Mage in his pocket- and a shit lot of Zeal in his eyes. ::

Who'se been screwing with my buddy Darksider?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 05:22pm

Thirdfain wrote::: Shows up, in a black robe, Fighting Pike in one hand, Holy Spoon in the other, Book of the Black Mage in his pocket- and a shit lot of Zeal in his eyes. ::

Who'se been screwing with my buddy Darksider?

*points to himself*

But hestarted it!

It was self-defense. You don't just walk into a thread and start killing Gnomes. It just ain't right.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-26 05:29pm

But did not the Great and Holy SirNitram say:
"Thou shalt smite the short ones, for they are Gn-Omes, and inimical to me? I shalt toss them into a demiplane, or some such shit!"
-"Book of the Black Mage" Gnomachinations 1:24

Ah HA! I smite at thee!

:: Begins striking Gnomes about the head and ears with a Spoon of Morality ::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 05:32pm

Thirdfain wrote::: Begins striking Gnomes about the head and ears with a Spoon of Morality ::

*hands Thirdfain a bowl of BooBerry's (BooBerry's OWN!)*

Dude, put that spoon to good use.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 05:33pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: And Mr. Skimmer, trusted ally and representitive of the HAB I would like to extend you an offer: We will trade with you the fully researched and functional L/AL generators, BUT we will keep the anti-logic specimin for further study. As fro your "air-fuel bombs" and "tanks" I can see I was thinking of the wrong definition - a little less in the past, if you will - I humbly accept your offer given that we may keep Darkstar for further research, but you will recieve the L/AL generators for your own refinement.

The Great Leader of the HAB will not accept your synthetic logic/anti logic generators. Only naturally occurring logic and above all anti logic can be used in our reactors without expensive refining operations. Only a deal which places the dense one under our control for anti logic extraction, a rather painful process I might add, is acceptable.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-26 05:34pm

Booberry?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 05:36pm

Darksider wrote:
:::::: is willing to pay any price for the patent:::::::

I will grant you a production license in exchange for six metric tons of weapons grade anti logic extract.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 05:40pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:The Great Leader of the HAB will not accept your synthetic logic/anti logic generators. Only naturally occurring logic and above all anti logic can be used in our reactors without expensive refining operations. Only a deal which places the dense one under our control for anti logic extraction, a rather painful process I might add, is acceptable.

Then perhaps we can set up a neutral location where either orginization can research and extract the anti-logic from said specimen. Wrangling control to any one side will inevitably spiral into war.

Thirdfain wrote:Booberry?

You...don't...know...Booberry???

Urge to kill rising...

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-26 05:42pm

I know only what the Great One teaches! Everything I need is in this book, and it does not mention your heathen booberrys!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 05:42pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I will grant you a production license in exchange for six metric tons of weapons grade anti logic extract.

We are currently in the process of working out a deal honorable representitive of the HAB. But SEGNORhighlysuggests against any course of action revolving around said weaponry. It would be in the SEGNORs and its allies best interests to not let such powerful weaponry fall into enemy hands.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 05:51pm

Thirdfain wrote:I know only what the Great One teaches! Everything I need is in this book, and it does not mention your heathen booberrys!

Go forth and beeducated.

Booberry forever!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 06:06pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
:::::: is willing to pay any price for the patent:::::::
I will grant you a production license in exchange for six metric tons of weapons grade anti logic extract.

I knew that stuff would come in handy

:::::: hands Sea Skimmer ten metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic:::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 06:11pm

Darksider wrote:I knew that stuff would come in handy

:::::: hands Sea Skimmer ten metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic:::::

Theft of Gnomish property will not be tolerated. The only source of anti-logic is Darstar, and he is our possesion. In having this AL you have shown you have stolen important Gnomish energy.

*displaces AL into the TC-AC-SDGnomania's Pride*

I've been fair to you DSider, but you've screwed up this time. Prepare to be destroyed.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 07:37pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:I knew that stuff would come in handy

:::::: hands Sea Skimmer ten metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic:::::
Theft of Gnomish property will not be tolerated. The only source of anti-logic is Darstar, and he is our possesion. In having this AL you have shown you have stolen important Gnomish energy.

*displaces AL into the TC-AC-SDGnomania's Pride*

I've been fair to you DSider, but you've screwed up this time. Prepare to be destroyed.

:::::::whispers to DGG::::::

it's second rate anti-logic, that's why i gave him ten metric tons it's equal to six metric tons of what you have but i got it from Soverign instead

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 07:53pm

Darksider wrote:
:::::::whispers to DGG::::::

it's second rate anti-logic, that's why i gave him ten metric tons it's equal to six metric tons of what you have but i got it from Soverign instead

You though you could fool the creator of logic/anti logic annihilation technology with second-rate crap? NOW YOU WILL SUFFER!

* Darksider is twisted through space and all reality before arriving in the Fundamentalist Mormon dimension at age ten*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 07:55pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
:::::::whispers to DGG::::::

it's second rate anti-logic, that's why i gave him ten metric tons it's equal to six metric tons of what you have but i got it from Soverign instead
You though you could fool the creator of logic/anti logic annihilation technology with second-rate crap? NOW YOU WILL SUFFER!

* Darksider is twisted through space and all reality before arriving in the Fundamentalist Mormon dimension at age ten*

Ten metric tons of my stuff is the equivalent of six metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic and i can get you more

::::: blocks Skimmer's attempt to twist through reality with anti-bullshit shield:::::

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 07:58pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Then perhaps we can set up a neutral location where either orginization can research and extract the anti-logic from said specimen. Wrangling control to any one side will inevitably spiral into war.

Yes, you would like that wouldn't you. You Gnomes have only third rate knock offs of the original HAB equipment and you'd like nothing better then a chance to observe what we now use.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-26 08:02pm

*walks into the thread, taps DGG on the shoulder*

Inform Jodo that if he ever hits one of my shadows again, I'm going to make a very, very personal Hell, dump him in it, and then being funnelling in horny Timothy Jones clones in. By the second.