[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 08:08pm

Darksider wrote:
Ten metric tons of my stuff is the equivalent of six metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic and i can get you more

You don't understand the complexities of refining to a higher grade. A reactor or weapon can only accept a very small range of grade. While the potential energy may be equal, the value of the weapons grade material is far higher.

::::: blocks Skimmer's attempt to twist through reality with anti-bullshit shield:::::

*Breaches shield with Bullshit Defeat Munition, then cranks up the power and sends him off the meet the Mormons*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 08:15pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Yes, you would like that wouldn't you. You Gnomes have only third rate knock offs of the original HAB equipment and you'd like nothing better then a chance to observe what we now use.

I frankly have no idea what you are talking about. Third rate knock offs? GNOMICON makes all original designs; we have never copied the design from another orginization nor do we care to. Everything you see is Gnome designed Gnome made and Gnome used.

Now then should our two groups combine to form this neutraility in the study of the specimen, I assure you either orginization will be granted full confidenciality on their findings. If you'd like complete seperation, we could go as far as to split the days work between either research team.

However, your reluctance to trust SEGNOR and its allies is disturbing. I don't see why we shouldn't share our findings on anti-logic to form a more perfect society.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 08:19pm

Darksider wrote::::::::whispers to DGG::::::

it's second rate anti-logic, that's why i gave him ten metric tons it's equal to six metric tons of what you have but i got it from Soverign instead

Second rate AL is useless. It's power is infintisimally small next to real AL; in fact we easily generate more power than all the 2nd rate AL in the Multiverse with one hyperjump of an TC-AC-SD.

However, *Gnomania's Prideexamines AL, determines it is 2nd rate* your confession is valid. You will live to see yet another day DSider.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 08:29pm

SirNitram wrote:*walks into the thread, taps DGG on the shoulder*

Inform Jodo that if he ever hits one of my shadows again, I'm going to make a very, very personal Hell, dump him in it, and then being funnelling in horny Timothy Jones clones in. By the second.

I'm afraid I can't do that Nitram. I refer youhere.

"*A single figure in blue robes stands on the field infront of thousands of the Gnomes armies finest ankle-biters.*

Bring it tiny ones...I've faced powers like the forest imps, you believe you can be any worse then them?" -Cyran

He asked to be attacked, and JodoForce simply responded. Also, Cyran was considered a threat not only trespassing inside Gnomish territory, but threatening my troops. Anyways, my men know better than to attack enemies unprovoked. This was self-defense, as usual.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-26 08:57pm

I wasn't talking about Cyran. I was talking about my shadow. You know, the one that crushed his precious L/AL toy.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-26 09:08pm

SirNitram wrote:I wasn't talking about Cyran. I was talking about my shadow. You know, the one that crushed his precious L/AL toy.

Uh, I don't see anything about your shadow back there. But um...I'll...um...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-26 10:10pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I wasn't talking about Cyran. I was talking about my shadow. You know, the one that crushed his precious L/AL toy.
Uh, I don't see anything about your shadow back there. But um...I'll...um...

Bah! Uncultured Ger-Nome! When a 'hero' defeats a powerful mage's form, he strikes their shadow, a mere puppet! Everyone knows that!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:47pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Ten metric tons of my stuff is the equivalent of six metric tons of weapons grade anti-logic and i can get you more
You don't understand the complexities of refining to a higher grade. A reactor or weapon can only accept a very small range of grade. While the potential energy may be equal, the value of the weapons grade material is far higher.

::::: blocks Skimmer's attempt to twist through reality with anti-bullshit shield:::::

*Breaches shield with Bullshit Defeat Munition, then cranks up the power and sends him off the meet the Mormons*

::::: funnels two tons of anti-logic into the shield and stops the attack::::

:::::: walks out of thread, going OOC ::::::

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-26 11:50pm

Darksider wrote:
::::: funnels two tons of anti-logic into the shield and stops the attack::::

:::::: walks out of thread, going OOC ::::::

Hahaha, you forgot to add to logic to the annihilation chamber, meaning all you've done is drain the shields power running the containment field at an extremely high level.

*Darksider is forced in the Mormon dimension and has no time to attempt any other tricks to avoid it*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:55pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
::::: funnels two tons of anti-logic into the shield and stops the attack::::

:::::: walks out of thread, going OOC ::::::
Hahaha, you forgot to add to logic to the annihilation chamber, meaning all you've done is drain the shields power running the containment field at an extremely high level.

*Darksider is forced in the Mormon dimension and has no time to attempt any other tricks to avoid it*

I'm OOC i can't affect the thread and the thread can't affect me.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-27 12:03am

Darksider wrote:
I'm OOC i can't affect the thread and the thread can't affect me.

But that came only after the process had been completed. You are now trapped with the Mormons and have lost the TOGD skillz's needed to escape.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-27 01:20am

*While Darksider was negotiating the patent for his bullshit armor-piercing 'anti-bullshit' rounds, the gnomes, which he failed to destroy, start chewing his ankles again. Gnomish chicks do a hypnotising boob dance in front of him until he can only set his mind on jerking off--until the gnomes got up to the part of the anatomy responsible for that bodily function and chews it off too

aaanyway, they continue to work up until nothing is left of Darksider but his stupid twin 9mm guns. The powerful digestive system of the gnomes breaks down the microstructure of Darksider, preventing him from reforming T-1000 style*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-27 01:23am

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Hate to be a grunt chewin' on up just then. Still, way to go. Nasty stuff man, nasty stuff.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-27 01:42am

You do realize that's the main method for a grunt to kill people don't you? They HAVE to work up from the ankles...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-27 02:19pm

Wow. I left it about four pages ago. Damn. See what happens when me and DGG leave for a bit?

Anyway... Skimmer, Would you consider the neutral ground offer? We can both benefit from this Darkstar. From what I've seen, there's anti-logic enough to share. And it would be the sort of thing allies do.

As for the Mages...if you leave us alone, we'll leave you alone. It'll give us time to destroy Denryle, who popped in here for about two posts. Oh, and to take over the world. We'll even share with you guys.

Anything else? I wasn't here for about four pages of this.

Oh yeah, and Jodo...for having the guts to do that, I put you in for the Gnomish Cross, second highest award for valor in SEGNOR.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-27 03:27pm

RogueIce wrote: Oh yeah, and Jodo...for having the guts to do that, I put you in for the Gnomish Cross, second highest award for valor in SEGNOR.

*Accepts Gnomish Cross and starts the obligatory speech, wondering what he got the Cross for

Do you mean to give it to the brave gnomish marines that chewed up Darksider's... parts?

*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-27 03:41pm

RogueIce wrote:
Anyway... Skimmer, Would you consider the neutral ground offer? We can both benefit from this Darkstar. From what I've seen, there's anti-logic enough to share. And it would be the sort of thing allies do.

I suppose the HAB can agree to the terms of joint research and anti logic extraction.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-27 03:49pm

JodoForce wrote:*Accepts Gnomish Cross and starts the obligatory speech, wondering what he got the Cross for Do you mean to give it to the brave gnomish marines that chewed up Darksider's... parts? *

Ah. See what happens when you don't read it all the way?

Ok, change that to giving it to the Marines who went and did the deed. And you get a Commendation Medal for thinking it up and actually posting it.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-27 03:52pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Anyway... Skimmer, Would you consider the neutral ground offer? We can both benefit from this Darkstar. From what I've seen, there's anti-logic enough to share. And it would be the sort of thing allies do.
I suppose the HAB can agree to the terms of joint research and anti logic extraction.

Excellent! Then we can take it to Planet Wong, since he's about as neutral a party in this as I can think of.

And, if Darkstar breaks loose, Wong can deal with him before too many people are lost.

EDIT: Changed it to Planet Wong because that sounded more amusing.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-27 06:02pm

CODENAME: "PLANET WONG"; LOCATION: CLASSIFIED; RESEARCH: CLASSIFIED; SUBJECT(S): CLASSIFIED; OVERSEERS: REPS. OF SEGNOR, HAB, AND THE GREAT LORD WONG; TRESSPASSERS ARE TO BE KILLED ON SIGHT

*deep within the bowels of Planet Wong, the tortured screams of the anti-logic specimen are heard as various important - and greviously painful - experiments are conducted. Joint reseachers from SEGNOR, HAB, and the People's Republic harvest the all-powerful anti-logic for their fleets needs*

A new age has come. The age of the anti-logic. Combined with Unreality, we are literally untouchable. Fear us members of the TGOD, for the ultimate source of energy has been discovered and put to good use. Never again shall a Gnome see the fae of death on the battlefield; never again shall a brave agent of SEGNOR be gunned down in the line of duty; never again shall a Gnomish ship, marine, civilian or other citizens of the Gnomish Empire ever fear again from our enemies.

The time of ultimate enlightenment has arrived.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-27 06:10pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:CODENAME: "PLANET WONG"; LOCATION: CLASSIFIED; RESEARCH: CLASSIFIED; SUBJECT(S): CLASSIFIED; OVERSEERS: REPS. OF SEGNOR, HAB, AND THE GREAT LORD WONG; TRESSPASSERS ARE TO BE KILLED ON SIGHT

*deep within the bowels of Planet Wong, the tortured screams of the anti-logic specimen are heard as various important - and greviously painful - experiments are conducted. Joint reseachers from SEGNOR, HAB, and the People's Republic harvest the all-powerful anti-logic for their fleets needs*

A new age has come. The age of the anti-logic. Combined with Unreality, we are literally untouchable. Fear us members of the TGOD, for the ultimate source of energy has been discovered and put to good use. Never again shall a Gnome see the fae of death on the battlefield; never again shall a brave agent of SEGNOR be gunned down in the line of duty; never again shall a Gnomish ship, marine, civilian or other citizens of the Gnomish Empire ever fear again from our enemies.

The time of ultimate enlightenment has arrived.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

::::: Re-forms into a non-corporeal being that cannot be harmed:::

The Gnomes have discovered the source of ultimate power i must find those who would stand against them and prepare them for the final battle
::::::: flys off to recruit others to stop the Gnomes::::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-27 06:12pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Re-forms into a non-corporeal being that cannot be harmed:::

Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters! *makes the call*

The Gnomes have discovered the source of ultimate power i must find those who would stand against them and prepare them for the final battle
::::::: flys off to recruit others to stop the Gnomes::::::

The Revolution is at hand. We cannot be stopped.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-27 06:17pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Re-forms into a non-corporeal being that cannot be harmed:::
Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters! *makes the call*

The Gnomes have discovered the source of ultimate power i must find those who would stand against them and prepare them for the final battle
::::::: flys off to recruit others to stop the Gnomes::::::
The Revolution is at hand. We cannot be stopped.

Fool!!!! i am no mere ghost i cannot be killed in my present form

::::::: deep within a hidden fortress::::

all those who i have assembled

:::::: looks out across a secret army::::

i have prepared you for this day and armed you with weapons to defeat the Gnomes weapons forged from our own anti-logic, taken from the specimen Known as TOWNMNBS is far more powerful than even the Gnomes can imagine now... i call upon you to stop their unholyy crusade to rule SD.NET

::::: The secret army, armed with anti-gnome weapons hurries into troop transports and heads to a secret Rondevous:::::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-27 11:53pm

Darksider wrote:Fool!!!! i am no mere ghost i cannot be killed in my present form

Did you evenwatch Ghost Busters?! The ghosts aren't killed when they fall into the trap, they're just that--trapped.

But I digress, a non-corpreal being nothing more than a being from one of the more obscure levels of the Multiverse. You are nothing we haven't handled before.

Ahhh, it appears Bill Murry & Co. have arrived. Sick 'em boys!

i have prepared you for this day and armed you with weapons to defeat the Gnomes weapons forged from our own anti-logic, taken from the specimen Known as TOWNMNBS is far more powerful than even the Gnomes can imagine now... i call upon you to stop their unholyy crusade to rule SD.NET

TOWNMNBS, while truly the first Mega Troll, has seen better days. His fire is long gone from the Vs. community, and he is thus no longer a potential applicant for anti-logic. His arguments, while absurd, could never match up to the absurdity of Darkstar.

Darkstar OTOH has and still continues to produce vast amounts of anti-logic (just check out his website for chrissakes!). You will find his AL is superior to yours in every way; you're fleet is lost, your AL ineffective, and you will not survive.

::::: The secret army, armed with anti-gnome weapons hurries into troop transports and heads to a secret Rondevous:::::::

*SEGNOR agents scurry away from the staging platform, their mission complete. Unbeknownst to DSider or his men, Operation Revolution has begun*

Commence Destruction.

*the R-L/UR-AL bombs explode, erasing all troops from existance or logic itself for hundreds of thousands of lightyears in any direction. The troop transports list and crash, themselves slowly wearing away from being, as hundreds of troops and ships die and are destroyed in agony; ripping beams of steel and flesh dissapear into the void as all matter in the vicinity is consumed*

*looks over the destruction of DSider's army*

And so the mighty have fallen, *glances at Bill Murry* Destroy him. And kill TOWNMNBS while you're there.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-29 04:13am

High above the gnome world, even as they stand victorious over the smoking, crippled remmnants of Darksider's fleet, thousands of necron ships decellerate into attack position, their darkstar-kallian-azeron-armius enhanced gauss weapons using trolls from the pits of the hall of shame, lancing out at the gnome fleet, tearing it apart.

Even as the fleet begins demolishing the gnome forces an image of a cowled deamon with a scythe appears outside the ground headquarters of the gnomes. It speaks

"Gnomes of the Revoloution, I am NecronLord.

Your end of days finally approaches.

Even now your homeworld has less than an hour before it will be destroyed.

You must bow to my awesome power.

Nothing can stop the destruction that I bring upon you.

I am the harbinger of your doom!"

In the 4 AU of the star around one hundred necron tombships arrive, towing a massive sphere of iorn, about 1.4 solar masses. It is approaching from an angle that is intended to do the least possible damage to the orbits of the planets. It falls, still at .56C toward the star.

The massive ship, Exterminatorflew through the gnomish fleet. Hyper explosive bombs appearing around it in starbust formation, each flowering into a blinding white pulse of death in the void. It's lightning arcs lashed and whipped against the enemy. Enemy torpedoes and munitions were dissovled by gauss whips and beam weapons simply hit it's sheilds.