[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

[Companion Cube]

My lord, it's full of....GNOMES!

[JodoForce]

*Activates R/UR field on the hunk of iron, turning it into The Happy Fun Ball, aka Death Star 3*

*DS3, powered by thousands of clones of Darth Wong and Darkstar annihilating each other, begins wasting the Necron fleet with 20 superlasers firing at 1 shot per second; each shot blows up a Necron tombship*

Yeah its full of gnomes, want to join us 3rd impact?

[RogueIce]

*sigh* So much of this TGOD, lost...

And where the Hell did NecronLord come from? Geez, how many times do we have to kick some new person's ass in this thing?

[NecronLord]

*Activates R/UR field on the hunk of iron, turning it into The Happy Fun Ball, aka Death Star 3*

*DS3, powered by thousands of clones of Darth Wong and Darkstar annihilating each other, begins wasting the Necron fleet with 20 superlasers firing at 1 shot per second; each shot blows up a Necron tombship*

Yeah its full of gnomes, want to join us 3rd impact?

Clearly you don't know the significance of 1.4 solar masses. It's the threshold of collapse into a neutron star. If you were to increase the mass of the iorn sphere (say, by doing anything at all to it.) it would collaspe inward, As I gave it a spin, the newly formed pulasar will tear this system apart with it's magnetic field.

Aboard the Exterminator

One of the necron lords in the sepulcure looked up. "Warning. Weapons fire detected against sphere." it said silently

"Sphere mass has reached critical point. Collapse Insitgated. Transiron-fusion reactions have begun. Primary neutrino release!" replied another

"Activating portals, bringing remaining allied forces aboard." said a third,

"Engaging drive." finished another.

"Goodnight." said Necronlord as the shockwave from the collapsing iorn rippled out though the system and the necron fleet vanised into intergalactic space.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Fucking pieces of shit messing with the fucking TGOD thread. Rot in hell TK assholes. As it stands:

*TheGnomania's Pride,Wongite, andMidget Death (you'd be there too RI if you'd invent yourself a ship!) begin Operation Warrior for Logic*

ENGAGE OPERATION WARRIOR FOR LOGIC. REPEAT EGAGE OPERATION WARRIOR FOR LOGIC

*the prototype L/AL generators aboard the trio of ships begin whirring to life; their immense reactors combining the awesome power of Wong's logic and Darstar's anti-logic into a controlled fire-storm of energy powerful enough to vaporize the known Multiverse if need be. The gridfire cannons glow to life, training themselves on DSider's fleet--*

Too long have you been a thorn in my side, Darksider. I give you your final undoing. You, like all who have attempted before, will fall at the gates of Gnomania. Warrior for Logic, ENGAGE!

*--the gridfire cannons erupt in a explosive show of energy, the chaotic combination of logic and anti-logic annihilating themselves and forwarding their power to the cannons--they themselves launching forth a harsh red ligth that streams towards DSider's fleet, smashing everything in its path be it shields and armor, or flesh and bone. The dying screams of thousands being blasted into oblivion by the gridfire assualt can be heard wailing across all comm-channels as DSider's fleet as we know it is blasted from the space of Gnomania into nonexistance itself...the poor fellow never stood a chance*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

[NecronLord]

(OOC: Gridfire this, gridfire that. No originallity. It isn't even that powerful in the books.)

As the gridfire rips the debris of Darksider's fleet in the desolate system to atoms, a dozen brilliant planet sized objects materialise from nowwhere.

"This is NecronLord. Under the fifth accord of Gallifrey you have been - will be tried for crimes against sentience by repetedly using excessive logic/antilogid and reality/unreality power generators to make war upon sentient creation. You have also been - will be convicted of creating a weapon capable of destroying the multiverse.. The sentance Has been - will be passed. Your fleet is to stand down, and all gnomes aboard will be given their own pocket dimension suitible for their habitation indefinitely. Failure to comply with this order for your exile from the universe will result in the destruction of your vessels by this fleet of warTARDISes.

Stand down or be destroyed."

With that the planet sixed objects snap into tiny forms, only about a meter cubed.

[Agent Fisher]

(OOC: Gridfire this, gridfire that. No originallity. It isn't even that powerful in the books.)

As the gridfire rips the debris of Darksider's fleet in the desolate system to atoms, a dozen brilliant planet sized objects materialise from nowwhere.

"This is NecronLord. Under the fifth accord of Gallifrey you have been - will be tried for crimes against sentience by repetedly using excessive logic/antilogid and reality/unreality power generators to make war upon sentient creation. You have also been - will be convicted of creating a weapon capable of destroying the multiverse.. The sentance Has been - will be passed. Your fleet is to stand down, and all gnomes aboard will be given their own pocket dimension suitible for their habitation indefinitely. Failure to comply with this order for your exile from the universe will result in the destruction of your vessels by this fleet of warTARDISes.

Stand down or be destroyed."

With that the planet sixed objects snap into tiny forms, only about a meter cubed.

As fisher watches from his ship he decides not to get involved, but he feels something is very wrong. Then it hits him, he yells into the comlink, " NecronLord didn't I destroy your ship?!"

[NecronLord]

No. For a start that timeline no longer exists.

Also, a C'tan is a stellar level energy vampire. 15Kt = a snack.

[Captain Cyran]

*Wakes up, rubbing his head* Oh my aching head, what the hell was that bus that hit me?

And what did I miss?

[Darth Garden Gnome]

(OOC: Gridfire this, gridfire that. No originallity. It isn't even that powerful in the books.)

Well I couldn't very well use U/UR or A/LA missles. DSider's magical "anti-bullshit" shielding (which I granted him just because it really didn't matter) protected against those. Thus, I gridfire.

"This is NecronLord. Under the fifth accord of Gallifrey you have been - will be tried for crimes against sentience by repetedly using excessive logic/antilogid and reality/unreality power generators to make war upon sentient creation. You have also been - will be convicted of creating a weapon capable of destroying the multiverse.. The sentance Has been - will be passed. Your fleet is to stand down, and all gnomes aboard will be given their own pocket dimension suitible for their habitation indefinitely. Failure to comply with this order for your exile from the universe will result in the destruction of your vessels by this fleet of warTARDISes.

Stand down or be destroyed."

And since when is it a crime to use U/UR and A/AL weaponry? No where does it dictate otherwise; even if it did it would be ignored by the Gnomsh Hordes, these two power sources are too valuable to surrender.

Regardless, the Gnomish Empire will not stand down to this threat, nor will we surrender our weapons or our citizens to be put into your "pocket dimensions." I suggest you retreat now or face the consequences of your threats. If you want a fight, then so be it. We cannot be stopped.

HAIL GNOMAGE!

[RogueIce]

*decides to invent himself a ship, known as the Deep Freeze*

There. Come up with cool stuff to give it.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*decides to invent himself a ship, known as the Deep Freeze*

There. Come up with cool stuff to give it.

Is it a Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star Destroyer, or Super Star Destroyer, as Mitth and I use, or a custom ship like Cpt. Tycho's?

And surely you can come up with your own cool stuff to put on it. Naturally it has all the standard features: the new L/AL reactors, R/UR missle launchers and shields, gridfire cannons, displacers, effectors, multi-dimension FTL drive, a bridge that comfortably seats a crew of two hundred, with cupholders, planet-smashing stereo system, and chair-reclining fuction. And don't get me started on the little shoot in the arm of your chair that gives you stuff when you ask for it. You're like"Gimme coffee" and POP! its right there in that neato arm thing.

Feel free to add your own cool stuff too.

[RogueIce]

Is it a Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star Destroyer, or Super Star Destroyer, as Mitth and I use, or a custom ship like Cpt. Tycho's?

Might go the SSD route. Seems cool.

And surely you can come up with your own cool stuff to put on it. Naturally it has all the standard features: the new L/AL reactors, R/UR missle launchers and shields, gridfire cannons, displacers, effectors, multi-dimension FTL drive, a bridge that comfortably seats a crew of two hundred, with cupholders, planet-smashing stereo system, and chair-reclining fuction. And don't get me started on the little shoot in the arm of your chair that gives you stuff when you ask for it. You're like"Gimme coffee" and POP! its right there in that neato arm thing.

Feel free to add your own cool stuff too.

Hm... *thinks*

Bah. Too late now. I'll come up with something later. I'll just edit this post.

[SirNitram]

*seals RogueIce's as-yet-In Potentia SSD into a looped timeline, then removes the timeline from existance*

In addition, I carry with me a fully legal, binding notice from the offices of Boyd, Boyd, and Boyd, LLP, for your obvious infringement on their Logic/AntiLogic reactors. Despite the fundamentally subjective flow of time, it is clear that the STGOD-1 timeline existed prior to this timeline, and your claims of patent are fully ludicrous.

Good night.

HAIL MAGES!

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*seals RogueIce's as-yet-In Potentia SSD into a looped timeline, then removes the timeline from existance*

ItsDeep Freezeyou silly mage.

*uses UR drive to pull the timeline back out of UR*

In addition, I carry with me a fully legal, binding notice from the offices of Boyd, Boyd, and Boyd, LLP, for your obvious infringement on their Logic/AntiLogic reactors. Despite the fundamentally subjective flow of time, it is clear that the STGOD-1 timeline existed prior to this timeline, and your claims of patent are fully ludicrous.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring.

HAIL MAGES!

Psshhhh. Its obvious now he's stealing our catchphrase HAIL GNOMAGE! here. Hypocrite.

[JodoForce]

Clearly you don't know the significance of 1.4 solar masses. It's the threshold of collapse into a neutron star. If you were to increase the mass of the iorn sphere (say, by doing anything at all to it.) it would collaspe inward, As I gave it a spin, the newly formed pulasar will tear this system apart with it's magnetic field.

Who said anything about adding mass? Our R/UR field works by sucking reality out of the targeted object

*DS3 has blown apart all the tombships, now turning on the Exterminator

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

[SirNitram]

*seals RogueIce's as-yet-In Potentia SSD into a looped timeline, then removes the timeline from existance*

ItsDeep Freezeyou silly mage.

*uses UR drive to pull the timeline back out of UR*

*blows up the UR drive by using the R/UR shield. Is crafty like that*

In addition, I carry with me a fully legal, binding notice from the offices of Boyd, Boyd, and Boyd, LLP, for your obvious infringement on their Logic/AntiLogic reactors. Despite the fundamentally subjective flow of time, it is clear that the STGOD-1 timeline existed prior to this timeline, and your claims of patent are fully ludicrous.

Do you hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring.

*KA-BLAM*

And that was the sound of your ships imploding as the Wongium-1337 is teleported out of the reactor, and the Darkstarium-666 causes it to become a black hole.

HAIL MAGES!

Psshhhh. Its obvious now he's stealing our catchphrase HAIL GNOMAGE! here. Hypocrite.

I am merely mocking it, actually.

[JodoForce]

*Rescues RogueIce using my universal multi-dimensional teleportation ability*

Well RogueIce, looks like you just need to invent yourself another ship

[NecronLord]

Who said anything about adding mass? Our R/UR field works by sucking reality out of the targeted object

In order to power you "DS3" you needed to add Wongs and DarkStars, both of which have mass fool.

*DS3 has blown apart all the tombships, now turning on the Exterminator

What part of them having left don't you understand? However if you insist that this DS III is still there...

*Has one of the warTARDISes blast the DSIII into 1e2123 pieces, then has it enclose the remains in a time looped bubble universe.*

And since when is it a crime to use U/UR and A/AL weaponry? No where does it dictate otherwise; even if it did it would be ignored by the Gnomsh Hordes, these two power sources are too valuable to surrender.

Regardless, the Gnomish Empire will not stand down to this threat, nor will we surrender our weapons or our citizens to be put into your "pocket dimensions." I suggest you retreat now or face the consequences of your threats. If you want a fight, then so be it. We cannot be stopped.

"So be it!"

Dematerialises warTARDISes. Pulses of shattering light appear out of nowhere in the reactors of the Gnomish ships, vaporising the Darkstars in the fuel tanks.

Massive explosions fill space around the survivnig gnome ships as each one, now without it's source of power, is rended powerless.

[JodoForce]

I took the reality component out of your iron sphere. The remaining component consists of the DS3 superstructure, 20 superlasers, and clones of Darth Wong and Darkstar. There's plenty of raw material in your sphere to make those things What part of this don't you understand?

... and as the smoke clears, all the gnomish ships, including the DS3, remain fully functional, protected by their Darkstar deflector shields, which prevent any form of attack from disabling our ships





DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

[JodoForce]

Hmm, how are you supposed to blow up a TARDIS? :scratches head:

Nevermind, DGG will take care of it tomorrow. I'm sure our ships can take care of themselves before then

[Agent Fisher]

As Anget Fisher watches from the cockpit of his ship, the Wraith a space freighter heavily modifed for space combat. He says to himself, after reading the comm chatter, " WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" He decides to stockpile weapons to arm rebel cells, in case the Gnome Empire falls.

[Sea Skimmer]

As Anget Fisher watches from the cockpit of his ship, the Wraith a space freighter heavily modifed for space combat. He says to himself, after reading the comm chatter, " WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" He decides to stockpile weapons to arm rebel cells, in case the Gnome Empire falls.

A HAB garbage scow noticed the ill armed freighter and promptly vaporized it using its laser rangefinder.

[NecronLord]

There's plenty of raw material in your sphere to make those things What part of this don't you understand?

The bit where you made pure antilogic (Darkstar) from a logical thing like an Iorn sphere.

Indeed I also question whether Darth Wong's supremeness can be transmuted from simple Iorn.

Hmm, how are you supposed to blow up a TARDIS? :scratches head:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I don't know, but the outdated verion, compared with the warTARDIS, is able to pass through black holes with ease.

The TARDISes continue firing hopelessly against the gnomish sheilds.

There is only one way past the wall of ignorance. "Load the Kellian/Ossus bomb! The WoI will note that Darkstar's ball licker has arrived and allow the bomb to pass. Then the Ossus component will be beyond the WoI and destroy the darkstars with ease." shouts NecronLord at a minion.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*blows up the UR drive by using the R/UR shield. Is crafty like that*

*Nitram is incinerated on contact; to weak is he to withstand the full power of L/AL annihilation*

*KA-BLAM*

And that was the sound of your ships imploding as the Wongium-1337 is teleported out of the reactor, and the Darkstarium-666 causes it to become a black hole.

*the time-space neutralizing field (powered handily by the L/AL drive) prevents said occurence*

If you wanna get this bad boy otu of this ship, you'll have to do it the old-fashioned way *throws Nitram a wrench* Have fun...

I am merely mocking it, actually.

Sure you are, Nitram. Suuuuureeee. You only wish you had such a cool catchphrase.

"The jealousy is swelling in you now."

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!