Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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Re: Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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Position BE63
Smell level: moderate
Sept 13, 1943
14:34 local time
The emaschinenraum was knee-deep in water. Oberfahnrich Funkenschuster, soaked to the bone, was wading in the frigid Atlantic brine, throwing himself between the dieselraum and the electric engine section. The tight quarters were filled by cursing sailors, trashing about, attempting to fix leaks and restart important machinery.

Funkenschuster was yelling and cursing, directing his men in a desperate attempt to save the boot, "You! Get yourself some pipe and pry this Scheiss off the batteries before they run dry!"

"You!" he hissed at somebody who just finished clamping a broken pipe - "Get to the kitchen and bring me every wooden plate you can get, and every spoon, knife, and ladle you can find - we need to isolate and bridge the remaining batteries!"

Leutnant Zwingen soon arrived to help, leading a small party to aid in the damage control efforts. They all knew, they could feel the crushing depth of the ocean around them, forcing its way into the pressure hull. The Koch didn't seem to mind, though - he happily worked inside the galley, despite being submarged to his waist in filthy, diesel-stained water.

"How are the batteries, Funkenschuster?!", the leutnant yelled, over the water spray and desperate shouts of sailors. The hull groaned under the strain.

"Secure, for now!"

"Good! Get the emaschinen restarted, or we're toast! I'll get on the ballast pumps!"

"Jawohl, herr leutnant!"

Zwingen turned towards one of the sailors and pointed to the forward hatch into the Zentrale, "Lock that hatch. We live or we die in here!"

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Paralyzed with fear, Skywalker oculd only watch as bootsman Huber turned his valves.

"What are you doing?!", he asked, terrified of the answer. The bootsman did not say anything, calmly venting the forward ballast tanks before the Kommandant even gave the order. The boot's bow rose, slowing down the sinking. The tiefenmesser's gauge slowed down, although it still hung around the end of the scale.

"Uh...okay, good. Erm. Planesmen, get the boot up!"

He glanced at Der Kommandant, wondering if the terrifying Thanasian man would chastise him for his ineptitude. Fortunately, the Kommandant had other worries, "Where are mein emaschinen, Chief?!", he yelled into the voice tube. Sounds of a terrifying fight against the leaks were coming through.

"In a minute, herr Kommandant! We have to plug the leaks first!"

"Nein! Give me power, then handle the leaks!"

As if on cue, and accompanied by a terrifying jolt that shocked everyone inside the rear compartments, the screws began to turn. For half a minute the boot hung there, its groaning hull slightly and subtly bending to the inside thanks to the immense, terrifying water pressure. Depth charges exploded - close, but not quite close ENOUGH, fortunately. A single bolt shot out from an internal support and smashed the battery charge meter, almost killing Huber. And then the bilge pumps restarted.

The Messer shook and began showing 267, then 266 and 265 metres.

But that was hardly the end.
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B for Bastard
Smell level: very low
Sept 13, 1943
14:50 local time
"That's our last charge, aye! We sure showed 'em how it's done, hah!"

"Oy, lieutenant, is that a diesel stain right there?", McScot's copilot pointed to somewherebelow.

"Damn straight it is, McClintcock! Good find!", McScot got on the radio that annoying Anglian pansy of a destroyer, "Oy! We're dry now, but left yer a nice present! The damn Boot's leakin', aye!"

"We acknowledge, B for Bastard, and will attack."

"Yer welcome! Let's take 'er home, boys!"

Below, the Peacekeeper accelerated and dropped another set of charges, right into the oil stain. Their hydrophone operator was reporting banging noises from below. Well above, B for Bastard passed a second bomber headed to their station.

They pretty much had them now!
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Position BE63
Smell level: deadly poison
Sept 13, 1943
16:34 local time
"CHLORINE!", someone yelled in die Zentrale. The continuing attack by the destroyer and a rotunda of maritime bombers sprang more leaks, and must've broken apart at least some of the batteries. A layer of brine was sloshing back and forth down on the deck, carrying with it soaked charts, utensils, trash and diesel fuel (though it might've been um...coffee. It was hard to tell.). And some of it was apparently leaking into the batteries below.

"Masks! Get everyone in masks!", leutnant Zwingen yelled to a sailor, who quickly began distributing emergency breathing equipment, "Lock all hatches! This cannot get into the other compartments!"

"Chief, I need die Zentrale clear.", der Kommandant stated matter of factly. His voice, muffled as it was by the breathing mask, sounded gravely serious, "Get someone below."

"Jawohl", the chief engineer answered without any hesistation whatsoever, and pointed to the unlucky fellow, "Huber, we need you to cover up the leaking battery. Get into the bilges."

Another series of depth charges exploded, but the sound seemed deceptively far away. Could it be...?

"Alle maschinen stop", der Kommandant ordered.

"Ze destroyer is slowing down, herr Kommandant. Eet eez pinging."

"They're looking for us"
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HMS Peacekeeper
Smell level: neglible
Sept 13, 1943
17:26 local time
"No contact."

Foolinson put down his teacup with a very fierce rattle. He was annoyed - annoyed at the fact he has apparently lost contact with the dastardly Thanasians, annoyed that he needed help from a Haggistani air squadron in his hunt, and annoyed because apparently he was running out of depth charges.

"How is that oil stain?"

"Dispersing slowly, sir. We might've sunk them."

"No...We have no confirmation yet. Continue the search pattern."

"Sir, if I may, commander Achabowski from the HMS Pekan is asking if the U-Boot we're hunting is great and white."

Foolinson glared at his subordinate, "What?"

"Uh, that's what they said over the wireless, sir. Commander Achabowski has expressed his intention to, uh, 'pursue the wile beast, and exact revengeance for it stealing his leg', I believe"

"Tell him no. The last thing we need is some insane Pollackistani to get in the way."

"Aye, sir."

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Position BE63. Possibly.
Smell level: moderate, traces of deadly poison
Sept 13, 1943
20:02 local time
Heavy breathing disturbed the gravely silence of the Boot, punctuated with the occasional bout of coughing and hacking by the sailors, struggling to breathe in the chlorine-poisoned atmosphere. The heroic attempt of bootsman Huber saved the boot, again - he managed to seal the opening in a damaged battery cell, stopping further generation of chlorine gas. He was now on his bunk in the rear crew compartment, recuperating from the ordeal.

Water was still sloshing around inside, since the bilge pumps were shut down so as not to generat enoise. Everyone was wet and miserable. However, the destroyer seems to have let go. Slowly, carefully, under absolute silence, U-1313 raised to periscope depth and sat there, observing the horizon for signs of airplanes or warships, any sound contact with the merchant convoys long gone - possibly due to von Dokken being barely conscious.

The crew could barely breathe, after ten hours underwater. They were laid up on their bunks, trying not to move, to conserve oxygen. Seawater distributed filth everywhere. Humidity was extreme, making clothes sticky and uncomfortable. Only matrosengefreiter von Evilstein seemed unaffected, contently gnawing on a partially clothed human femur which he found during a dive in the bilges.

Finally, Der Kommandant ordered the boot to poke the control tower above the waves. The radar receiver issued no warning once it cleared the waves. Well after sundown, U-1313 surfaced - scarred, beat up, but alive.

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Re: Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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*phew*

damage report?
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Re: Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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Thanas wrote:*phew*

damage report?
Port diesel is damaged, batteries are damaged, torpedo tube 3 is jammed but repairable, the AA guns and control tower are lightly damaged.

Hull integrity at 99%.

EDIT: Also, most of the crew is barely standing due to fatigue, including leutnants Zwingen and Skywalker, as well as oberfahnrich Funkenschuster. Der Kommandant is, of course, made auf Thanasien Steel and thus unshakable in his duties ;)
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

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Re: Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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Bootsman Huber damage report! Blood-up-gecoughing is at nominal levels, facial lacerations from hypervelocity bolt spallation minimal... severe damage to the assault slide rule between the numbers 4.32 and 4.34, though... :D
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LaCroix wrote:"You! Get yourself some pipe and pry this Scheiss off the batteries before they run dry!" Funkenschuster yelled at one crewman nearby while he was beating the crap out of one of dozens of broken battery connector rods. The charge had shaken most of them loose, and the resulting arcing had destroyed most of the connections and created a couple of shorts where debris had fallen atop of them.

"You!" he hissed at somebody who just finished clamping a broken pipe - "Get to the kitchen and bring me every wooden plate you can get, and every spoon, knife, and ladle you can find - we need to isolate and bridge the remaining batteries!"

"What?" he hissed when the man just stood there, paralysed by the mere thought to try and part the Koch from his tools. "It's either that or getting crushed like a walnut if we don't get power back!" he explained.

"MOVE!" he roared as the man still didn't move, but started weighting the alternatives.
OOC:This made me laugh.


The Koch was delighted to see someone come visit his galley. The young man started opening up cabinets and grabbing plates. The Koch decided to give the man a nice warming smile.

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As soon as repairs are complete, test dive to 240 meter to see if the hull stands up. If it doesn't emergency ascent and return to base as soon as the hull starts breaking.
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Re: Let's Play: Das Thanasboot!

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Nikoff had been the one busily ransacking the galley at Funkenschuster's order, making off with almost everything wooden.
Adrenaline overrode caution as he charged past der Koch, throwing a reply over his shoulder


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The Arisch Koch was delighted. Someone who spoke his tongue. He followed the man carrying the pile of utensils and cutlery to wherever he was going. The Koch thought this was an ideal time for a conversation.

"Eh, sumeune-a frum zee oold cuoontry. Pleese-a, tell me-a, frum vhet pert ooff zee humelund ere-a yuoo frum? I cume-a frum a smell feellege-a, perheps yuoo hefe-a heerd ooff it? It is celled Peenkenuffff puuh. Vhere-a du yuoo heeel frum? Frum noo oon, I veell spend ell ooff my free-a teeme-a telkeeng veet yuoo, es it hes beee su lung seence-a I hefe-a hed sumeune-a tu telk tu. Bork Bork Bork!"
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After offloading the purloined woodenry, Nikoff turned and responded to der Koch:

"Me-a no Svedeesh, me-a ooreeginelly frum Zenubeea. Bork! Bork! Bork! Ve-a hed to leg it vhen zee feelth-ee Cummeeenists tuuk oofer. Ve-a leefed in a foo pleces es ve-a heeded iest, und I fuoond it feurly iesy to peeck up noo lungooeges. Bork! Bork! Bork! Versev, Helseenki, Ooslo, Telleenn, Feeenna, Beerleen, beffure-a ve-a settled in Eechen. Bork! Bork! Bork!"
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WOW...I missed a lot didn't I? That was exciting to say the least...and I didn't succeed in sinking the Boot somehow! :)

"Man I am exhausted...why am I here again? I don't even remember anymore..." Skywalker thought, as he slowly sunk onto his bunk.

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Von Doofenberg requests permission to go up to the bridge and take a star sighting, and get a weather report; leaving aside the semi-obvious "fresh air (and possibly a cigarette)". Then he plans to work on mastering the art of sleepnavigating.
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The circuits were reconnected, batteries were aligned and powering up, the repairs now were in the hands of the combustion crew and general engineers, who tried to get the damaged diesel back to work, checking each cylinder thoroughly for piston damage. Somehow, Funkenshuster found the way back onto his bunk, where he sat; staring at the wall, occasional flinches and ticks the only sign that he was still alive.

People bustling by couldn't help but wonder whether that man's metaphorical batteries were dis- or overcharged...
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