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Iceberg wrote:*creeping quietly down the stairs*
The bottom opens up into natural caves illuminated by a phosphorous (sp) glow. Three dark tunnels lead off from this small chamber.
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Taking advantage of the goblins bemused state, Grozny pushes his hostage goblin to the ground, whilst swinging his axe down upon the nearest goblin to him. Finishing the swing, he continues the motion of his axe onto the next goblin.
goblin 1
Hit: 10+4+1=15
Wound: 8+4=12
goblin 2
Hit: 6+4+1=11
Wound: 10+4=14
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Sword drawn, I carefully walk into the tunnel on the right.
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Stops at the edge of the group of soldiers, his hat shadowing the majority of his face. He looks over them silently.
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A Big Flying Fish wrote:Taking advantage of the goblins bemused state, Grozny pushes his hostage goblin to the ground, whilst swinging his axe down upon the nearest goblin to him. Finishing the swing, he continues the motion of his axe onto the next goblin.
goblin 1
Hit: 10+4+1=15
Wound: 8+4=12
goblin 2
Hit: 6+4+1=11
Wound: 10+4=14
You take care of them rather quickly. The goblin you pushed on the ground is now squealing loudly.
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Iceberg wrote:Sword drawn, I carefully walk into the tunnel on the right.
It is quite lengthy and ten minutes later you find yourself at a ladder well cut into the rock. It leads even further down.
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Tasoth wrote:Stops at the edge of the group of soldiers, his hat shadowing the majority of his face. He looks over them silently.
A sentry moves to intercept you. He wields a shortspear and inquires in broken English, "Wha' 's 'is now? Another one o' them filthy cri''ers we've ha' to deal with, then? Gimme a reason I shoul'n't call the boys and 'ave ye cut down where ye stand!"

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[Am I back with the group now or what?]
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Crayz9000 wrote:[Am I back with the group now or what?]
[Not quite.]

As you are following in what you presume to be the party's trail, you encounter a patrol of well-equipped soldiers, men-at-arms or maybe even knights. Upon spotting you, they draw longswords and the lead soldier yells, "Halt! Who be ye and what is you business in these parts? If you are another brigand, we will slay you!"
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Sword drawn, I carefully walk into the tunnel on the right.
It is quite lengthy and ten minutes later you find yourself at a ladder well cut into the rock. It leads even further down.
I'm going to take a look down the ladder well. What do I see?
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Iceberg wrote:I'm going to take a look down the ladder well. What do I see?
Not much. It decends into darkness.
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Usher a low growl and attempts to intimidate

Check: 20 +1=21
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:I'm going to take a look down the ladder well. What do I see?
Not much. It decends into darkness.
Only one way to find out now... I descend the ladder.
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Tasoth wrote:Usher a low growl and attempts to intimidate

Check: 20 +1=21
"Aww wha's this now? The li''le cri''er wan's a fight 'en! I thin' we ca' oblige 'im! 'ey John, George, get on o'er 'ere! Li''le bugger wan's a fight!"
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Iceberg wrote:Only one way to find out now... I descend the ladder.
The ladder is quite long and shows no sign of ending soon. Whatever's down there is pretty far down...
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JediNeophyte wrote:As you are following in what you presume to be the party's trail, you encounter a patrol of well-equipped soldiers, men-at-arms or maybe even knights. Upon spotting you, they draw longswords and the lead soldier yells, "Halt! Who be ye and what is you business in these parts? If you are another brigand, we will slay you!"
I stop my horse, making sure to keep my hands away from my weapons.

"I mean no harm," I shout back in (vulgar Latin, I presume?) "I was separated from my companions by brigands almost a fortnight ago, and have been following their tracks ever since."

[Diplomacy check: 17 +1]
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Only one way to find out now... I descend the ladder.
The ladder is quite long and shows no sign of ending soon. Whatever's down there is pretty far down...
How much longer can this damn thing go down, I think to myself as I keep descending the ladder.
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Crayz9000 wrote:I stop my horse, making sure to keep my hands away from my weapons.

"I mean no harm," I shout back in (vulgar Latin, I presume?) "I was separated from my companions by brigands almost a fortnight ago, and have been following their tracks ever since."

[Diplomacy check: 17 +1]
Satisfied, the soldiers sheath their swords. The leader announces, "We are Knights Hospitaler, and we were set upon by bandits several days ago. We lost a few of our number and some of our equipment as well. Come, we will take you to our encampment."

One of the knights calls for his squire and a moment later several lead horses to the knights' location. They mount up and begin to move.
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Iceberg wrote:How much longer can this damn thing go down, I think to myself as I keep descending the ladder.
At long last you reach the bottom. The illuminating glow has long since been unavailable and it is consequently quite dark. You seem to be in a large underground cavern.
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Ignoring the squealing goblin for the moment, Grozny takes time to serach the dea goblins and the tent.
Search: 13+2=15
Upon completing the search, he turns round to the squealing goblin, "Quiet little one, lest you wish to join them. Now, do you recognise these two. Who are they?"
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JediNeophyte wrote:One of the knights calls for his squire and a moment later several lead horses to the knights' location. They mount up and begin to move.
I prod my horse into following them, wondering if the rest of the group had already found these knights, or if they had even survived the bandits.
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JediNeophyte wrote:
Tasoth wrote:Usher a low growl and attempts to intimidate

Check: 20 +1=21
"Aww wha's this now? The li''le cri''er wan's a fight 'en! I thin' we ca' oblige 'im! 'ey John, George, get on o'er 'ere! Li''le bugger wan's a fight!"
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*tries to hide elfness* Disguise check: 16+4=20

We were set upon by bandits a fortnight ago, and were separated from one our number. Have you by chance seen him? *discribes Crayz900's character*
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Grunts and glares at kenji from beneath his hat.
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