Darth Garden Gnome wrote:So how long is a Gnomish second?
Think Denryle's...well, you know...
I'dve said DarkStar, but that's a Gnomish nano-second.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest "Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:That's harsh man, that is harsh. That would be sig worthy if I had room.
*takes a bow*
I do my best.
Anyway, it's time for me to go. And, as you so solemnly whisk into the night, so too shall I begin my trademark departure...
*configures a bad proxy server into Connection Settings*
*clicks the Go button*
"Cannot find server"
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
SirNitram wrote:It is an ethnic slur against you stunted excuses for fleshbags.
Well, that was quite uncalled for...
SirNitram wrote:*crushes DGG's personal R/UR shield to slag*
Quite impossible. But when you tried it, a nice pizza fell through. Thanks!
SirNitram wrote:Now, your little tricks cannot save you.
Little? Fool, little is too big for us! They're Gnome-sized tricks!
SirNitram wrote:Start praying.
You wouldn't be trying to force religion down our throats now, would you?
DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
SirNitram wrote:Does this apply to everything about you ger-nomes?
If you mean what I think you mean, then...WE'RE LAWN ORNAMENTS YOU SICKO!
SirNitram wrote:Hail Cybertron.
Ha! Cybertron has BEEN ours for some time now.
DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
:::: Stands alone on the frontline against the Gnomish hordes with two Gnomes, their legs blasted off have begun chewing on my feet ::::
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF ME!!!!!!!
::: pulls out twin 9mm and blows the two Gnomes away :::
::::: turns tward the greater Gomish horde and starts blasting away with twin 9mm ::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
::::: continues to relentlessly blast the Gnomish hordes ::::
christ, they just keep coming
:::: tosses aside empty 9mm and pulls out MP5, shredding dozens of Gnomes with automatic weapons fire ::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
It's too late for that now. We've passed that point *points to sign that says "yup, passed it".
Uh-huh. I'm sure you think you just did me some damage with that 'dink', too, huh.
Do you doubt the dink? FEAR THE DINK DINK!
Darksider wrote:*snip infidelness*
Don't get too delusional, kay?
*bullets hit R/UR personal shields and transform into NERF darts*
Hmm...that looks like fun.
*Gnomes unleash the NERF-ey wrath; hundreds of foam darts soar through the sky and pummel Darksider under there incredibly light weight*
:::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::
:::: pulls out and ignites lightsaber ::::
:::: motions to DGG:::
Think you can take me??
i think not
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Darksider wrote::::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::
*Unreality shields deactivate, leaving only regular shields up. The NERF darts are incinerated harmlessly against the shields*
Darksider wrote::::::The nerf darts are stopped in midair via the force and are hurled back through the R/UR personal shields and are transformed back into bullets, which kill a whole lot of Gnomes:::
*Unreality shields deactivate, leaving only regular shields up. The NERF darts are incinerated harmlessly against the shields*
:::: pulls out and ignites lightsaber ::::
:::: motions to DGG:::
Think you can take me??
i think not
*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*
HAVE AT THEE!
::::Charges at DGG and swings lightsaber in a downward motion twards his head, attempting to split him in two:::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Darksider wrote:::::Charges at DGG and swings lightsaber in a downward motion twards his head, attempting to split him in two:::
*the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pridedisplaces Darksider into a nearby star*
Pshhhhh, Jedi are overrated.
::::: The displacer bounces off my new Anti-bullshit-cheating-copout-field and the Lightsaber continues twards DGG's head:::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
