[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 01:36pm

*shrugs* It was only an announcement, I never intended it to go down this road.

But you know how it is, everyone wants a piece of the Gnomes. So what can I do? It ain't easy being on half the boards hit-lists. But I manage.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-13 01:56pm

as the black mages try to sneak into SEGNOR by joining at the front desk the are sorrounded by 20 Heavily armed and armored SEGNOR Human Commandos and promptly kicked out of the line. "Try a different disguise next time." Yells Fisher.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 02:20pm

*After we ge kicked out of the line, young Alyrium removes his disguise and looks up at his maser*

Master, do I have permission to show them out TRUE power?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 02:23pm

You draw that? Looks nice.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 02:24pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*shrugs* It was only an announcement, I never intended it to go down this road.

But you know how it is, everyone wants a piece of the Gnomes. So what can I do? It ain't easy being on half the boards hit-lists. But I manage.

Yeah, what's up with that, anyway? People always come and attack us. We just leave everyone in peace...they have to come and bother us.

Well, a Gnome's work is never done I suppose. So, do we know have two TGODS we must fight in, or did GTGOD3 get locked up?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 02:32pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You draw that? Looks nice.

Me? Draw? Fuck no. I am in the Writers Guild, not the Artists Guild.

This image is courtesy of google.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 02:45pm

the harmless flashing light show that twinkles outside of my armored NBC suit kinda reminds me of the fireworks display at the last HAB parade. I run a length of string through a disimbodied gnome foot, and dangle the ghastly souvinier around my neck. While flying off in my personal Osprey i punch a few commands into a keypad and a fusillade of nuclear ALCM's streak towards gnomish positions.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 03:04pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:the harmless flashing light show that twinkles outside of my armored NBC suit kinda reminds me of the fireworks display at the last HAB parade. I run a length of string through a disimbodied gnome foot, and dangle the ghastly souvinier around my neck. While flying off in my personal Osprey i punch a few commands into a keypad and a fusillade of nuclear ALCM's streak towards gnomish positions.

Damn these armchair generals (well, in this case, an armchair colonel) and their fancy-smancy real world tech junk. Anyway...

*hops into the Deep Freeze II a heavily modified F/A-18E Super Hornet (now designated F/A-18RI Uber Hornet) to pursue that silly little Osprey, and locks on with his AIM-666 ULRAAM (Uber Long Range Air to Air Missle) and fires*

*rather magnificant explosion takes place*

Splash one birdie...

*watches the twinkling metallic shards of Crackpot's former aircraft drift lazily down towards the ground*

See, I can use this ancient tech as well. Suitably modified to Gnomish standards, of course.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 03:15pm

My, master, unless you have objections I will destroy the magically Barren False Gnomes

Takes the the air, robes billowing in the wind encased in a complex and powerful web of wards and magical protections, chants for a moment and targets a HADOKEN on RougeIce's airship. *rather magnificant explosion takes place*

Splash one birdie...

*watches the twinkling metallic shards of RougeIc's former aircraft drift lazily down towards the ground*

I have no use for your primitive aircraft.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 03:23pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:My, master, unless you have objections I will destroy the magically Barren False Gnomes

Takes the the air, robes billowing in the wind encased in a complex and powerful web of wards and magical protections, chants for a moment and targets a HADOKEN on RougeIce's airship. *rather magnificant explosion takes place*

Splash one birdie...

*watches the twinkling metallic shards of RougeIc's former aircraft drift lazily down towards the ground*

I have no use for your primitive aircraft.

God damn it, why do they gang up on us? C'mon, fight each other for once!

Anyway...

*the Deep Freeze II, while utilizing some aspects of low technology to combat the HAB, was not entirely low tech itself. It still maintained the R/UR and L/AL shields. It took the HADOKEN blast, and made it look like destruction; however, it was just repeating what was done to the Osprey before it in a defensive mechanism; the true HADOKEN blast turned into water droplets that sprayed onto the canopy shield; the defense mechanism allowed RogueIce and his plane to escape, unharmed and, more importantly, unnoticed by Denryle*

*lands back aboard his ship, the Deep Freeze to joing Darth Garden Gnome and the Gnomish Fleet to continue this battle*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 03:28pm

L/AL fields?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 03:33pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:L/AL fields?

Logic/Anti-Logic. You missed that part of, what was it, TGOD2?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 03:41pm

Those would not work....Logic would not be canceled out by anti-logic....it would remain, anti-logic destroyed.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 03:48pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Those would not work....Logic would not be canceled out by anti-logic....it would remain, anti-logic destroyed.

Yeah, we had problems with that. But we solved it. Besides, I think I flubbed it. The L/AL was a power source, and the R/UR is the shielding. I'll have to look it up.

*amends the previous message to say "L/AL powered R/UR shields"*

That's better. The result is still the same.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 03:50pm

What do you do, stick LORD WONG and Jerry Falwell in a cage with each other?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 03:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:What do you do, stick LORD WONG and Jerry Falwell in a cage with each other?

Well, it involved DW and Darkstar. We just harnessed their logic. We didn't physically use them. Well, correction, we didn't physically use Wong. We did torture Darkstar to extract the AL, though. Painful, ugly process. Many a Gnome and HABite was killed. And now the HAB has turned on us. But that's besides the point.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 04:07pm

RogueIce wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:My, master, unless you have objections I will destroy the magically Barren False Gnomes

Takes the the air, robes billowing in the wind encased in a complex and powerful web of wards and magical protections, chants for a moment and targets a HADOKEN on RougeIce's airship. *rather magnificant explosion takes place*

Splash one birdie...

*watches the twinkling metallic shards of RougeIc's former aircraft drift lazily down towards the ground*

I have no use for your primitive aircraft.
God damn it, why do they gang up on us? C'mon, fight each other for once!

Anyway...

*the Deep Freeze II, while utilizing some aspects of low technology to combat the HAB, was not entirely low tech itself. It still maintained the R/UR and L/AL shields. It took the HADOKEN blast, and made it look like destruction; however, it was just repeating what was done to the Osprey before it in a defensive mechanism; the true HADOKEN blast turned into water droplets that sprayed onto the canopy shield; the defense mechanism allowed RogueIce and his plane to escape, unharmed and, more importantly, unnoticed by Denryle*

*lands back aboard his ship, the Deep Freeze to joing Darth Garden Gnome and the Gnomish Fleet to continue this battle*

*Bursting from the cloud cover, the Autobot plane Jetfire scanned the fleeing Deep Freeze II. The jet's comms system crackled to life*

Reality shields do little good, when the air is filled with thaumatic disruptions!

MISSILEDOKEN!

*A flurry of missiles launched from Jetfire, each containing enough pure magic to disrupt reality around them.. Or, more specifically, to punch through the Reality-based technology of the gnomes!*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 04:10pm

And the Black Mages have been after you since the begining....

TUNNELDOKEN

*A blast of pure magic collects at my fingertips and shoots forth from my fingertips. Preceeding it is a wave of pure reality granted by my powers as Minister of Sin. This disrupts the un-reality component in a massive wave of pure logic. The the magical beam hits, obliterating the reality component and striking RougeIce at full force. His body is burned and cracks under the strain, and the animated law gnome explodes from the heat. RougeIce is no more*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 04:26pm

SirNitram wrote:*Bursting from the cloud cover, the Autobot plane Jetfire scanned the fleeing Deep Freeze II. The jet's comms system crackled to life*

Reality shields do little good, when the air is filled with thaumatic disruptions!

MISSILEDOKEN!

*A flurry of missiles launched from Jetfire, each containing enough pure magic to disrupt reality around them.. Or, more specifically, to punch through the Reality-based technology of the gnomes!*

How're you gonna shoot me down after I land? Sorry, you gotta take on the whole Gnomish Fleet now.

AD wrote:And the Black Mages have been after you since the begining....

True, you have been. I guess everyone else just "hopped on the bandwagon" of attack the Gnomes. *sigh* Well, it does wonders for our postcounts having to respond to three seperate attacks from three seperate people.

AD wrote:*A blast of pure magic collects at my fingertips and shoots forth from my fingertips. Preceeding it is a wave of pure reality granted by my powers as Minister of Sin. This disrupts the un-reality component in a massive wave of pure logic. The the magical beam hits, obliterating the reality component and striking RougeIce at full force. His body is burned and cracks under the strain, and the animated law gnome explodes from the heat. RougeIce is no more*

*the beam was stopped by the Unreality component, however, and turned into a cute, fluffy puppy that lands in RI's lap*

I am now immune to harm until I can put the cute, fluffy puppy away into a secure kennel area for when I return from the latest round of TGODs. You cannot harm me, because then you would harm the cute, fluffy puppy, and surely you do not want that, as it would call down upon you the wrath of the SOS, or at least enough of the SOS to make you sorry you were ever born.

*moves to Gnominia where he can give the cute, fluffy puppy a good home until he returns from the TGOD*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 04:30pm

You think I am afraid of killing a puppy? I am a Black Mage!

UBERTUNNELDOKEN!

*The beam of magic is so distorting to reality that both components of the R/UR fiend, bend in, leaving RougIce exposed to the beam as his fields only protect one side. The beam hits, and RougeIce is destroyed...but the puppy escapes the blast*

OOC: There is no getting out of this one

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 04:36pm

RogueIce wrote:
SirNitram wrote:*Bursting from the cloud cover, the Autobot plane Jetfire scanned the fleeing Deep Freeze II. The jet's comms system crackled to life*

Reality shields do little good, when the air is filled with thaumatic disruptions!

MISSILEDOKEN!

*A flurry of missiles launched from Jetfire, each containing enough pure magic to disrupt reality around them.. Or, more specifically, to punch through the Reality-based technology of the gnomes!*
How're you gonna shoot me down after I land? Sorry, you gotta take on the whole Gnomish Fleet now.

By attacking you before you finish landing. But if you really have no reason to care for the lives of your fleetmates...

*Jetfire crested the atmosphere of Earth, racing for the Gnomish fleet. Early weapons fire simply bounced off to no effect*

Random Gnome Underling: Prismatic Shield in effect! Reality-Unreality missiles.. Fire!

*The swarm of missiles was unleashed, the one hope to penetrate Prismatic defenses. Jetfire bobbed and weaved through the barrage, unafraid. When he was merely a Transformer, he would be low on fuel after all this.. But drawing on raw Magic, the essense of Unreality, he defied such limits. Making a hard turn right in front of a Gnomish capital ship, a clump of missiles failed to turn in time, obliterating the ship in a flash of fatal Unreality*

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-13 04:36pm

Just then 20 segnor human commandos sorround Alyrium Denryle and with out a word blow his F***ing head off. They then load the remains into a space ship and send it into the sun. HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 04:45pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:You think I am afraid of killing a puppy? I am a Black Mage!

UBERTUNNELDOKEN!

*The beam of magic is so distorting to reality that both components of the R/UR fiend, bend in, leaving RougIce exposed to the beam as his fields only protect one side. The beam hits, and RougeIce is destroyed...but the puppy escapes the blast*

OOC: There is no getting out of this one

[OOC: There has to be, for I am still here. And surely you fear the power of the SOS:NBA]

*since we are all just ceramic lawn gnomes anyway, RogueIce's memory backup transfers into the body of a new Gnome*

*picks up the puppy and continues his journey*

[OOC: At least give me time to take the puppy home. The StarGate premier is on tonight!

*looks at Preview window*

Damn, you see what happens when you have more than one person at a time? *sigh*]

*takes off in his Uber Hornet, armed with R/UR-warhead ULRAAMs, leading a squadron of Gnomish fighters similarly equipped*

*locks on to Jetfire and fires, along with his squadron, and watches as the missles miss, but detonate nearby with proximity warheads, sending Jetfire tumbling wildly out of control and heavily damaged*

*lands back aboard his ship and enters hyperspace, en route to Gnomania to finally deliver the cute, fluffy puppy*

[OOC: Have fun. I'm sure DGG and the rest of SEGNOR will take you on later, but I'm out of this TGOD for right now]

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 04:46pm

RogueIce wrote:[OOC: Have fun. I'm sure DGG and the rest of SEGNOR will take you on later, but I'm out of this TGOD for right now]

OOC: Have fun.

*Jetfire tumbled down, down, turning into a roaring ball of flame as he hit the Earth's amosphere, once again resembling the name he had taken when he had been a Decepticon.. Skyfire.. Fire In The Sky...*

*As the fireball reached it's apex, it vanished, leaving onto a ball of heat to dissipate gently..*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 04:51pm

Agent Fisher wrote:Just then 20 segnor human commandos sorround Alyrium Denryle and with out a word blow his F***ing head off. They then load the remains into a space ship and send it into the sun. HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!HA!!

*My real self pops up behind the Commandos*

What part of complex wards and protections do you not understand? That was but an illusion.

*The ground rises up and swollows the Human commandos*