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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
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You find their weapons, two half spears as well as 36sp. The goblin replies, "Me not know! They new!".A Big Flying Fish wrote:Ignoring the squealing goblin for the moment, Grozny takes time to serach the dea goblins and the tent.
Search: 13+2=15
Upon completing the search, he turns round to the squealing goblin, "Quiet little one, lest you wish to join them. Now, do you recognise these two. Who are they?"
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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You reach their small encampment. They dismount and their squires busy themselves with various tasks. One of the knights says, "We will rest here for a bit. Some of His Majesty King Henry III's troops are in the area, we will leave you with them as we must soon be on our way."Crayz9000 wrote:I prod my horse into following them, wondering if the rest of the group had already found these knights, or if they had even survived the bandits.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"Awww, Wales, eh? We just came back from 'ere and if ye'd take a quick look a' us you'd prolly see 'at we don't like them Wales folk none too much. What bus'ness ye got in Wales anyway?"DarthBlight wrote:Kenji quickly brings his foot down on the kobold's foot to keep him from doing something foolish. "Pardon him, sirs. We mean you no harm if you mean us none. We are simply travellers on our way to Wales."
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"We ain't seen not'in' 'cept them Wales folk, 'n' their elf friends, shootin' us up with their fancy bows."Alyrium Denryle wrote:We were set upon by bandits a fortnight ago, and were separated from one our number. Have you by chance seen him? *discribes Crayz900's character*
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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As the knights prepare to (have some sort of dinner, I assume), I strike up a conversation and eventually ask if they've seen the rest of my party, giving them a brief description of the group's horses and clothing.JediNeophyte wrote:You reach their small encampment. They dismount and their squires busy themselves with various tasks. One of the knights says, "We will rest here for a bit. Some of His Majesty King Henry III's troops are in the area, we will leave you with them as we must soon be on our way."
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"Nay, we've not seen them."Crayz9000 wrote:As the knights prepare to (have some sort of dinner, I assume), I strike up a conversation and eventually ask if they've seen the rest of my party, giving them a brief description of the group's horses and clothing.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"Here! Here! No kill!!!"A Big Flying Fish wrote:Taking the 36sp, Grozny turns to the little goblin. "Now little one, where is the camp you came from. March quickly." Grozny continues on his way, goblin in front as before.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"Are there any other encampments on this road that they may have run into?" I ask.JediNeophyte wrote:"Nay, we've not seen them."
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AUGH! Thanks to fucking MSBlast and the utter incompetence of WSU's IT department, I'm off the net until Monday. Fuck fuck fuck. This blows.
AUGH! Thanks to fucking MSBlast and the utter incompetence of WSU's IT department, I'm off the net until Monday. Fuck fuck fuck. This blows.
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If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
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I managed to lose my character sheet thanks to a screwup with Konqueror. Maybe I should just print it out and do things the old-fashioned way...Iceberg wrote:AUGH! Thanks to fucking MSBlast and the utter incompetence of WSU's IT department, I'm off the net until Monday. Fuck fuck fuck. This blows.
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*makes sure disguise is flawless* 19+4=23JediNeophyte wrote:"We ain't seen not'in' 'cept them Wales folk, 'n' their elf friends, shootin' us up with their fancy bows."Alyrium Denryle wrote:We were set upon by bandits a fortnight ago, and were separated from one our number. Have you by chance seen him? *discribes Crayz900's character*
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"You came from here and yet you don't recognise these two goblins? I think you're not telling me everything!" mumbles Grozny to the goblin, axe placed over his shoulder. "I'll ask you once again, where did you come from, and take me there now, or" nudging towards his axe, "you meet with my friend again."
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"Its possible they may have run into those English troops."Crayz9000 wrote:"Are there any other encampments on this road that they may have run into?" I ask.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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Iceberg wrote:How much longer can this damn thing go down, I think to myself as I keep descending the ladder.
JediNeophyte wrote:At long last you reach the bottom. The illuminating glow has long since been unavailable and it is consequently quite dark. You seem to be in a large underground cavern.
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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They do not appear to be alarmed by your presence.Alyrium Denryle wrote:*makes sure disguise is flawless* 19+4=23
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! NO KILL!!! ME NOT LIE!"A Big Flying Fish wrote:"You came from here and yet you don't recognise these two goblins? I think you're not telling me everything!" mumbles Grozny to the goblin, axe placed over his shoulder. "I'll ask you once again, where did you come from, and take me there now, or" nudging towards his axe, "you meet with my friend again."
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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I light my lantern and slowly pull up the hood, taking a good look around. What do I see?JediNeophyte wrote:Iceberg wrote:How much longer can this damn thing go down, I think to myself as I keep descending the ladder.JediNeophyte wrote:At long last you reach the bottom. The illuminating glow has long since been unavailable and it is consequently quite dark. You seem to be in a large underground cavern.
"Carriers dispense fighters, which dispense assbeatings." - White Haven
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If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
| Hyperactive Gundam Pilot of MM | GALE | ASVS | Cleaners | Kibologist (beable) | DFB |
If only one rock and roll song echoes into tomorrow
There won't be anything to keep you from the distant morning glow.
I'm not a man. I just portrayed one for 15 years.
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"You don't seem to speak favorably of these English troops," I remark as I scan the horizon. "How far away were they?"JediNeophyte wrote:"Its possible they may have run into those English troops."Crayz9000 wrote:"Are there any other encampments on this road that they may have run into?" I ask.
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The cavern is reasonably expansive. There are several smaller corridors, all leading down as well as a natural well which seems to be used by the inhabitants of the complex above. There are scorch marks and bloodstains near the entrances to the side caves.Iceberg wrote:I light my lantern and slowly pull up the hood, taking a good look around. What do I see?
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"They're uncultured brutes, but they kill pagans at least. They should be less than a day's march to the south."Crayz9000 wrote:"You don't seem to speak favorably of these English troops," I remark as I scan the horizon. "How far away were they?"
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
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"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh
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"In that case, I think I should try and find them," I say as I surreptitiously palm a couple of hard biscuits and a small lump of cheese. "I appreciate your hospitality, and wish you luck in your endeavours."JediNeophyte wrote:"They're uncultured brutes, but they kill pagans at least. They should be less than a day's march to the south."
Then I re-saddle my horse and prepare to move along the road again.
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