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Master Arachnos · Post by **Master Arachnos** » 2005-08-18 04:45am

Noble Ire wrote:
Master Arachnos wrote:Can i be allowed into the clan guys...

I'm arachnos

(well originality was never my strong point).

Certainly, just apply.
And if your quick about it, you might just get a membership gift basket.

Cheers, my application is in...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-08-25 09:20pm

In case any users still stay here.

The user, Otori is holding a 1337 meat sale in his store every two hours. Check his store for more information.

As of this post, the next sale is in 17 minutes.

Post by **The Wookiee** » 2005-09-01 03:50pm

Halloween today in the KoL.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-09-11 07:09am

applied for the clan as "Boogie Woogie Feng Shui" I don;'t much want to register for a forum that Dakarne and Walper are at, but whats the best way for a seal clubber guy to just level up, as that's all i'm really interested in doing. Of course, kicking ass with said levels in the name of Mediocrity sounsd good too.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-09-11 12:13pm

Eat lots of Boris's Key Lime Pies, visit the Dude Ranch a few times and adventure a lot during the Muscle moon phases. Also, adventure in the right places. Check out kol.thraeryn.org/wiki for more tips.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-09-11 12:16pm

Drinking muscle booze such as Pink Pony and eating food such as Hell Ramen, Knob Sausage Chow Mein, Pr0n chow mein, or tofu chow mein will give many muscle points.

By the way, I have just approved you to the clan. You should be receiving a goodies bag full of food, booze, and a whole ton of other stuff the next time Sabaac (or whatever his new name is now) logs on.

Darth Fanboy wrote:I don;'t much want to register for a forum that Dakarne and Walper are at, but whats the best way for a seal clubber guy to just level up, as that's all i'm really interested in doing. Of course, kicking ass with said levels in the name of Mediocrity sounsd good too

Those two do not hang out in the KoL categories, so you can ignore everything else on the forum if you wish.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-09-11 02:13pm

Speaking of Knob Sausage Chow Mein, any Pastamancers want to make some for me? I have like 7 Knob Sausage Stir-Frys...if you provide the noodles I'll give you two.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2005-09-11 03:56pm

You can send them to my multi: Barf Bag

I'll have them done in a jiffy.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-09-11 08:13pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:You can send them to my multi: Barf Bag

I'll have them done in a jiffy.

Danke.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2005-09-11 10:00pm

Lesee... for a new player...

Get a Blood-Faced Volleyball Familar, which helps train your stats after a battle. Volleyballs can be gotten from the Hermit. And you can get your hands bloody on a seal tooth. Also get a Baby Gravy Fairy by combining (or cooking?) a mushroom and fairy gravy. Or, use the mall. Later on, you definately want a good choice of familars.

If you wish to use the mall, then I generally bought the best equipment and armor that my stats allowed me to.

You can use the 1 meat buffs from clan Otori (listed here). For more buffs, it may be better to ask within the clan itself. Empathy and Elemental Saucesphere at the right times can save you ALOT of turns if you know how...

Adventure in the Daily Dungeon for Boris's Rings. Or, buy them from the mall, or get a few from the clan stash.