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Thirdfain wrote:FROM: Desjardins Shipyards
TO: Krytos Star Empire
SUBJ: Militia Warship Manufacture

-::-

Desjardins Shipyards has sufficient slips across the Commonwealth to produce vessels for sale outside the Commonwealth.

Should you be interested in purchasing quality Commonwealth-built Frigates, Corvettes, Patrol Craft, and Destroyers, you need look no furthur than the Desjardins Shipyards corporation.

Of course, if you are interested in fighter craft, a number of our subsidiaries produce suitable vessels.

-: ENDTRANSMISSION :-
To: Desjardins Shipyards
From: KSN high command
Re: Militia warships

We need four frigates, seven patrol destroyers and four electronic support craft. Also, tell your subsidiaries that we need roughly seven wings of planet based fighter craft, as well as fighters for the frigates.
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FROM: Desjardins Shipyards
TO: Krytos Star Empire
SUBJ: Militia Warship Manufacture

-::-

May we suggest a more well-rounded force- This is what can be shipped in the short term.

4 "White Lady" class Patrol Destroyers (DD)
Summary: Multipurpose Patrol warship, popular among the feifdoms of the southern Galaxy. Similar in operational potential to an old Victory-class destroyer, can perform a BDZ operation.
Length: 1.1 km
Weapons:
2 Spinal Mount Lasers
5 Escort Missile Batteries
2 Heavy P-Beam Batteries
2 Heavy Laser Batteries
25 PD Laser batteries
Strike Wing: 25 Interceptors

12 "Amaethon" Class Escort Frigates (FE)
Summary: Smallest escort frigate produced in the Commonwealth. Civlian version sold galaxywide. Excellent for protecting larger craft.
Length: 300 meters
Weapons:
8 PD laser batteries
2 Swarmer batteries
1 Heavy Laser battery

4 "Freyr" Class Electronic Warfare Frigates (FW)
Summary: Equipped with an advanced sensor package, the Freyr is perfect for small-scale operations and pirate hunting.
Length: 600 meters
Weapons:
2 Spinal mount Lasers
2 Heavy P-Beam Batteries
3 PD laser batteries

Additionally, we can provide seven wings of strike craft and interceptors.

Total Order:

4 "White Lady" Patrol Destroyers- 8 Billion CPS Credits
12 "Amaethon" Escort Frigates- 3 Billion CPS Credits
4 "Freyr" Electronic Warfare Frigates- 3 Billion CPS Credits

50 "Scorpion" Interceptors (For Destroyers)- 25 Million CPS Credits
50 "Vampire" Strike Craft (For Destroyers)- 25 Million CPS Credits

350 "Valkyrie" Interceptors- 75 Million CPS Credits
350 "Succubus" Strike Craft- 100 Million CPS Credits

-TOTAL:
14,225,000,000 C

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To: Desjardins Shipyards
From: KSN high command
Re: Militia ships

We agree to your reccomendations and your price. We are not yet finished bulding up the militia force, so inform us when you have more ships available.
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JANE'S DEFENSE WEEKLY

--PAID ADVERTISEMENT--

"The Star Kingdom of Serenity's Royal Navy is seeking to sell some 1500 mothballed escort carriers at this time. They are all demilitarized Greyhound-class escort carriers. Each carrier is capable of carrying up to 36 light fighters and 4 heavy-class shuttles. Current armament suite is designed by Quaynar Heavy Industries and Hughes Rocket Company, Ltd.

Specifications as follows:

Greyhound-class Escort Carrier
Primary Contractor: Boeing Aerospace
First Ship Launched: 6175 CE
Length: 300 meters
Armament: 4 Twin Light Railguns, 2 Guardian 1E CIWS, 4 Rotary-VLS Concussion Missile Launchers
FTL: Hyperdrive, Subspace Warp
Price: SKcr 2'500'000
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From: Hirsch Defense Systems, Ordering Dept.
To: Outworld Alliance Diplomatic Vessel Peacemaker

Thank you for your order. Attached is your receipt; monetary values given are in (some sort of, possibly SKS, I'm not sure at this point) credits although they may be converted to anything else upon request. Please allow 3-7 business days for the products to be shipped.

Code: Select all

PSS-5000        25,000cr
  x1000     25,000,000cr

PDC-1000       300,000cr
  x500     150,000,000cr

Subtotal   175,000,000cr

Shipping(5%) 8,750,000cr

Total      183,750,000cr
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From: KSN high command
To: SKS royal navy
Re: Escort carriers

The KSN wishes to purchase one of your surplus escort carriers, in order to bolster the militia we are building in the Azegart occupied zone.
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Crayz9000 wrote:Thank you for your order. Attached is your receipt; monetary values given are in (some sort of, possibly SKS, I'm not sure at this point) credits although they may be converted to anything else upon request. Please allow 3-7 business days for the products to be shipped
I had assumed the Corporate Sector issued their own currency.
Darksider wrote:From: KSN high command
To: SKS royal navy
Re: Escort carriers

The KSN wishes to purchase one of your surplus escort carriers, in order to bolster the militia we are building in the Azegart occupied zone.
"Very well. The cost will be SKcr 2'500'000 for the ship itself. Shipping & Handling via superfreighter will be up to your perogative; should you wish, we can also make delivery for a nominal fee of SKcr 75'000 (3%). Of course, you can always send representatives to take delivery from our yards.

"As this appears to be a military order, the Tranquility Yards will be able to make upgrades to the ship. Many of the Corporate Sector's major industries have retail channels here at the Yards: should you wish to procure any extra weapons or upgrades we would be more than willing to do so for an installation fee, plus that of the actual hardware."
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Crayz9000 wrote:From: Hirsch Defense Systems, Ordering Dept.
To: Outworld Alliance Diplomatic Vessel Peacemaker

Thank you for your order. Attached is your receipt; monetary values given are in (some sort of, possibly SKS, I'm not sure at this point) credits although they may be converted to anything else upon request. Please allow 3-7 business days for the products to be shipped.

Code: Select all

PSS-5000        25,000cr
  x1000     25,000,000cr

PDC-1000       300,000cr
  x500     150,000,000cr

Subtotal   175,000,000cr

Shipping(5%) 8,750,000cr

Total      183,750,000cr
ATTN: Hirsch Defence Systems
From: Peacemaker

A pleasure doing business with you, payment will be forthcoming within 24 standard hours.
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To: the Star Kingdom of Serenity.
From: the People's Republic of Corneria Dept. of State.
Subj: Renormalization of relations

The PRC would like to renormalize relations between your great nation and ours. As such, we are sending an ambassador to the SKS.
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Sea Skimmer wrote: "Dunlap force. The Baron de Alps Pini may proceed into Passchendaele space aboard HAB naval craft. A heavy shuttle is being dispatched for that purpose. The Baron may bring an escort and whatever persons he requires. Your warships may remain here or depart HAB space. The Great Leader awaits your acceptance of these terms."
"We gratefully accept your terms. My cruiser and two battle frigates will remain behind to pick me up once neogations are done."

The Baron walked aboard the docked shuttle with two lightly armed guards and signaled the pilot to take off.
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Darksider wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
The recently aquired territory in the Azegart empire is in need of a new defensive network in order to properly defend the reigon. Due to our own increase in production of naval vessels and planetary defenses, we are offering contracts to build the defense networks on several different planets in the occupied zones
<Encoded reply>

The AU would be happy to ake on these contracts... We can engineer and build everything from minefields to battlestations to fit your particular needs

[Encoded Reply]

Mabye you guys should look to your own infrastructure huh?

Although, we would like to see what you have to offer.
<Encoded Reply>

Yes... but on the oher hand, our economy has suffered, and we need the exports. All our defensive systems are up and running at full speed once more... save our fleet, but that will be fixed within the next three weeks... Our new ships are in their final tests...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
<Encoded Reply>

Yes... but on the oher hand, our economy has suffered, and we need the exports. All our defensive systems are up and running at full speed once more... save our fleet, but that will be fixed within the next three weeks... Our new ships are in their final tests...

::::: Another starmap appears, showing a single star system with three habitable worlds:::::::::::

What do you have in mind?
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Darksider wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
<Encoded Reply>

Yes... but on the oher hand, our economy has suffered, and we need the exports. All our defensive systems are up and running at full speed once more... save our fleet, but that will be fixed within the next three weeks... Our new ships are in their final tests...

::::: Another starmap appears, showing a single star system with three habitable worlds:::::::::::

What do you have in mind?
Well... what do you need in the lines of Defensive systems? Battlestations, defense grids, minefields?

We an do just about anything with all three of those worlds.
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[quote="Alyrium Denryle

<

Well... what do you need in the lines of Defensive systems? Battlestations, defense grids, minefields?

We an do just about anything with all three of those worlds.[/quote]


We need two defensive stations around each planet to shore up the ones we're building and planetary defenses on each planet that are capable of repelling a major assault without the assistance of the battle stations.
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Beowulf wrote:The PRC would like to renormalize relations between your great nation and ours. As such, we are sending an ambassador to the SKS.
"Very well. You may dispatch an ambassador to Enima at your pleasure. Be aware that since we do not have formal relations, we will not permit PRN warships to enter SKS space. You may choose to use an armed transport to transit from the border to Enima."
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phongn wrote:
Beowulf wrote:The PRC would like to renormalize relations between your great nation and ours. As such, we are sending an ambassador to the SKS.
"Very well. You may dispatch an ambassador to Enima at your pleasure. Be aware that since we do not have formal relations, we will not permit PRN warships to enter SKS space. You may choose to use an armed transport to transit from the border to Enima."
[ooc] Enima? and it's PLN [/ooc]

"Although we would prefer to have the transport be escorted all the way by PLN warships, we understand your reluctance to allow this. If you could send an escort for our transport, we'd be much obliged.
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Beowulf wrote:[ooc] Enima? and it's PLN [/ooc]
Type, should be "Engima." Sorry about the wrong acronym. I was tempted to write PLA(N), though :P
"Although we would prefer to have the transport be escorted all the way by PLN warships, we understand your reluctance to allow this. If you could send an escort for our transport, we'd be much obliged.
"Very well. We will send the heavy cruiser Tranquility and her taskforce to screen your transport."
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Darksider wrote:[quote="Alyrium Denryle

<

Well... what do you need in the lines of Defensive systems? Battlestations, defense grids, minefields?

We an do just about anything with all three of those worlds.

We need two defensive stations around each planet to shore up the ones we're building and planetary defenses on each planet that are capable of repelling a major assault without the assistance of the battle stations.[/quote]

{encoded}

Oh that will be a Kelp walk... A bit pricey, but this will provide so many needed jobs...

Alright, so that is 6 battlestations... we can have those to you within the next 8 months.

Bi-layerd planetary shields... we have those in stock, and will be on a heavily armed and armored superfriegher that will be traveling via Jumpgate to your system... expect them within the next 3 days

On a second supertransport, will be the compliment of 18 planetary turbo-laser batteries. Each carries the firepower of a full sized battlecruiser... more than enough to defend your worlds.. expect them within the next 2 weeks
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Captain Lennox wrote:
"We gratefully accept your terms. My cruiser and two battle frigates will remain behind to pick me up once neogations are done."

The Baron walked aboard the docked shuttle with two lightly armed guards and signaled the pilot to take off.
The shuttle accelerated away from the ship to make the mildly short FTL trip to Passchendale space. It arrived in close orbit, before plummeting through a gap in the shield. The baron had an excellent view of the city center, spanning a continent and the Great Palace of The Great Leader. But it kept going over the high mountains to the east, which had as yet stemmed total development. Beyond was the ocean; they flew over it, then to an island fortress, a huge planetary shield generator protected by massive ground to surface turbolasers and other defense, though they had already passed many such installations.

But here there was a tunnel leading inside one of the cliffs, the shuttle entered and the Baron was escorted off to be led to a high-speed train. An hours trip at 7000 kph followed. At that point the Barons escort was left in a lounge and a single servant of the Great Leader, lead the Baron through what was in fact a maze, filled with security screening equipment as well, in case anything could get past the initial checks on the shuttle and at the landing pad.

Finally after another half hour of walking they arrived at a mammoth blast door. "We now enter the chambers of The Great Leader Baron." The two stepped through the opening door, apparently but not in fact operated by the pair of guards. Inside where chambers and rooms that could only be described as extravagant. Another walk, by this point greatly annoying the baron lead to a small room marked "Parlor". They entered and inside stood The Great Leader, sipping a drink.

"Welcome Baron de Alps Pini to my chambers. Now please help yourself to a drink, and explain why you have dared to see me."
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[Encoded Reply to AU]

Thanks for the guns.

Enjoy your money.
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Oh, and we will... *stock exchange climbs*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
"We gratefully accept your terms. My cruiser and two battle frigates will remain behind to pick me up once neogations are done."

The Baron walked aboard the docked shuttle with two lightly armed guards and signaled the pilot to take off.
The shuttle accelerated away from the ship to make the mildly short FTL trip to Passchendale space. It arrived in close orbit, before plummeting through a gap in the shield. The baron had an excellent view of the city center, spanning a continent and the Great Palace of The Great Leader. But it kept going over the high mountains to the east, which had as yet stemmed total development. Beyond was the ocean; they flew over it, then to an island fortress, a huge planetary shield generator protected by massive ground to surface turbolasers and other defense, though they had already passed many such installations.

But here there was a tunnel leading inside one of the cliffs, the shuttle entered and the Baron was escorted off to be led to a high-speed train. An hours trip at 7000 kph followed. At that point the Barons escort was left in a lounge and a single servant of the Great Leader, lead the Baron through what was in fact a maze, filled with security screening equipment as well, in case anything could get past the initial checks on the shuttle and at the landing pad.

Finally after another half hour of walking they arrived at a mammoth blast door. "We now enter the chambers of The Great Leader Baron." The two stepped through the opening door, apparently but not in fact operated by the pair of guards. Inside where chambers and rooms that could only be described as extravagant. Another walk, by this point greatly annoying the baron lead to a small room marked "Parlor". They entered and inside stood The Great Leader, sipping a drink.

"Welcome Baron de Alps Pini to my chambers. Now please help yourself to a drink, and explain why you have dared to see me."
Why thank you. I have been sent after my government has seen the enemy coalition that struck down the Azegart. I had no love for them, but the Azegart payed very well. We are worried that these fools in the coalition will attack us or one of our more vocal vassals. You are a powerful nation and we like to enter into an alliance of whatever degree you see fit. But we have also learned your nation does not like to be tied down, and we understand that. Lord Edward was thinking more of an offensive attack alliance. Regardless, we would value both of our nations having combat advisers sent to the opposite nation and possibly trading some minor and industrial technologies. Thank you for hearing my plee.
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Captain Lennox wrote: Why thank you. I have been sent after my government has seen the enemy coalition that struck down the Azegart. I had no love for them, but the Azegart payed very well. We are worried that these fools in the coalition will attack us or one of our more vocal vassals. You are a powerful nation and we like to enter into an alliance of whatever degree you see fit. But we have also learned your nation does not like to be tied down, and we understand that. Lord Edward was thinking more of an offensive attack alliance. Regardless, we would value both of our nations having combat advisers sent to the opposite nation and possibly trading some minor and industrial technologies. Thank you for hearing my plee.
"The simple solution to this quandary is to ignore the conditions. The HAB with entered into a military alliance with The Royal House of Dunlap. Communications standards will be established along with an officer exchange program to facilitate this alliance and perhaps future exercises. Technological trade and weapons sales will go ahead on favorable terms. But we will not state what the conditions of one side military aiding the other is, both to keep our enemies in the dark and because it is unnecessary. We will both know when we must fight together."
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The UUS Light Bender entered orbit of Desjardin

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Unidentified vessell, please identify yourself and state your business in Aquarian Space.
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