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Soontir C'boath wrote:Thanks and I'm going to keep an eye on him. It seems he has a naquadah production of about one million per turn.
A mil a turn isn't much. It'll take a whole day to get 50 mil, by which time he may already be raided. Heck, I now make 1.5 mil a turn.
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Any of you need untrained slaves?
Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 50 Infiltration Units sneak into the realm of IHopeYouChoke .

Your Infiltration Units move stealthily through the lands of IHopeYouChoke undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:


Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained
Mercenaries 16 19 0
Jaffa Army 8 0 7383
Super Soldiers 0 0 56145

Military Stats
Strike Action: 0
Defensive Action 0
Covert Skill: 7
Covert Operatives: 0
Anti-Covert Skill: 0
Anti-Covert Operatives: 0
Attack Turns: 7404
Unit Production: ???
Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Alkesh Bomber Support
Fortification Tech: ???
Covert Tech: None
Anti-Covert Tech: None
Race Unique Tech: None

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
--
Don't make me use uppercase...
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Ender wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:
Ender wrote:*snip*
That's what you get for even holding enough naquadah for him to steal 40 million. :P
True. I should have speant after every raid instead of clicking again. Now kick his ass.
well I have 800 miners, and 600 defense spies I could retrain into cheap attack units...

and over 600 disintergration beams, and 600 of some of the other weapons....
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Read the battle report, you dope. :P
Silence! I'll not suffer your pointing out the obvious, organic!
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two raids, and I am now with weapon inventory equal to half a mothership.
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oh and Soontir, depends how many digits of my favorite number can you type into a mothership name?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:oh and Soontir, depends how many digits of my favorite number can you type into a mothership name?
Thirty digits in a row.
Nephtys wrote:A mil a turn isn't much. It'll take a whole day to get 50 mil, by which time he may already be raided. Heck, I now make 1.5 mil a turn.
How many mine slaves do you have?
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I only have a thousand drones mining, and I'm not making a third of that.
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Well good for all of you. I only have 50 mining bots. :lol:
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Darkdrium wrote:Well good for all of you. I only have 50 mining bots. :lol:
HA! I've got 70! One of my friends from school was ammazed that I was pulling in 22k (at the time, it's now up to 25 or 26k). I told him to lurk here for hints and such.

Edit: It's actually 82 miners, and 53.5k
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Soontir C'boath wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:oh and Soontir, depends how many digits of my favorite number can you type into a mothership name?
Thirty digits in a row.
Nephtys wrote:A mil a turn isn't much. It'll take a whole day to get 50 mil, by which time he may already be raided. Heck, I now make 1.5 mil a turn.
How many mine slaves do you have?
Not my production, really. Leeching from our allies. Still. A steady supply'll help me build up my own arsenal into an impressive deterrent force, eh? :P
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The mothership is complete. Now the galaxy will feel the power of the replicators. From this day forth, let all tremble before Darkdrium and his mighty ship: Justifier!

*Cue the Imperial March*
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In the Alliance Ranking screen the Legions of SDN link leads to "http://sdnlegions.net/". Do we get a a free clan web site or something.
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In Chaos wars, a Darth revan has been hitting me hard. I would appreciate punitive action.

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Just taught someone a lesson on Chaos:

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 9 Gatherers of Knowledge sneak into the realm of ugluk_02 .

Your Gatherers of Knowledge move stealthily through the lands of ugluk_02 undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Bringing of Knowledge Defenders of Knowledge Citizens of Wisdom
Keepers of Knowledge 1 1 86
The Omniscient 1 1 --

Military Stats
Strike Action: 485
Defensive Action 657
Covert Action: 1010
Covert Operatives: ???
Attack Turns: 181
Population: 2,988
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It made sense to take out his weapons:

Sabotage Mission Report
With extreme stealth and malice, your 9 Gatherers of Knowledge sneak into the realm of ugluk_02 .

Your Gatherers of Knowledge move stealthily through the lands of ugluk_02 undetected, leaving a trail of destruction.

8 of your Gatherers of Knowledge returned to provide this report.

Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information on the mission results:

Weapons Destroyed
Name Type Quantity Strength
Teleporter Attack 2 120/120
Main Shield Defense 2 125/125
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And Afterwards:

Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 8 Gatherers of Knowledge sneak into the realm of ugluk_02 .

Your Gatherers of Knowledge move stealthily through the lands of ugluk_02 undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Bringing of Knowledge Defenders of Knowledge Citizens of Wisdom
Keepers of Knowledge 1 1 86
The Omniscient 1 1 --

Military Stats
Strike Action: 0
Defensive Action 0
Covert Action: 1010
Covert Operatives: 1
Attack Turns: 181
Population: 2,988
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Not the differences in Strike and Defensive Action
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Imperial Overlord wrote:In Chaos wars, a Darth revan has been hitting me hard. I would appreciate punitive action.

Darth revan
I was also attacked by a iapetus [ D2 ] Also him and a user TheGreatOne(1293) who I cant find on a attack list declaired war on me.
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Purrs
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:




The army of Cult_of_the_kitten stormed the realm of iapetus!



Cult_of_the_kitten sent:
0 WareWarrior and 11 Attack Dogs

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

4 Attack Dogs have Multiphasic Claws
7 Attack Dogs have Sharpened Teeth




Opposite this, stood the forces of iapetus



iapetus resisted the aggressors with:
0 Reconstructionists and 1 Defender of Knowledge
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

1 Defender of Knowledge came unarmed!



In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!








The forces of Cult_of_the_kitten rush in full force, and inflict 76 damage on iapetus's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of iapetus's forces fell at the hands of Cult_of_the_kitten's assult.



The forces of iapetus fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Cult_of_the_kitten's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Cult_of_the_kitten's troops.






Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...



Your Multiphasic Claws went from strength 10 to 9 (now 9/10 and 10 percent damaged)
Your Sharpened Teeth went from strength 5 to 4 (now 4/5 and 20 percent damaged)
You make a mental note to have these repaired, as you know damaged weapons are not only less powerful, but if damaged enough, must be destroyed.



The forces of Cult_of_the_kitten deconstructed those of iapetus
The forces of iapetus flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!


Considering what was available at the time in the realm of iapetus, it is recorded that
a total of 8,313 Naquahdriah was taken from the realm of iapetus

Many wonder if iapetus will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of iapetus before such a feat should wisely be considered!
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On the regular server, [url=http://stargatewars.com/stats.php?id=47232]Commander THOR[url] wants me to become his officer. Should I accept?
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Imperial Overlord wrote:In Chaos wars, a Darth revan has been hitting me hard. I would appreciate punitive action.

Darth revan
Aye, same.

Also, obtained a mothership on the main server, after selling all the good weapons.

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Ah, to finally command the Tempest of Blades.
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Pu-239 wrote:
Imperial Overlord wrote:In Chaos wars, a Darth revan has been hitting me hard. I would appreciate punitive action.

Darth revan
Aye, same.

Also, obtained a mothership on the main server, after selling all the good weapons.
there guild has declared war on our guild
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We can probably handle them on our own, but perhaps we could ask Eternal Knights for assistance. It could prove a fun exercise that could unite our two alliances a bit further.
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erm most of their members are still protected.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

The Yosemite Bear wrote:there guild has declared war on our guild
I have attacked and sabatoged many of their members. Crystalforce is in no shape to attack us en mass. Only Revan seems to be able to stand a chance.
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Hey, slow down on the iapetus [D2] guy.

Isn't that the clan Nephtys' friend is from the regular server?

Current Known Situation to me:
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At war with Crystalforce clan.
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enemy alliance wrote:GameTime: 7:26:45
Rank: 249
Turns: 217
Naquahdriah: 1,126
FurVault: 0 (-123)
Pack Vault: na
Alliance Vault: 75,974
Vault of AllLife: 2,058,791
Next Turn: 16 min
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Name Rank Army Size Race Treasury
LordRevan
[ crystalforce gamma ] 79 120 Ancient 16,089 Naquahdriah
Darth revan
[ crystalforce gamma ] 93 101 Furling 6,082 Naquahdriah
anderson
[ crystalforce gamma ] 135 88 Ancient 25,986 Naquahdriah
darlec1974
[ crystalforce gamma ] 531 91 Furling 8,814 Naquahdriah
OLDDUDE(recruiting)
[ crystalforce gamma ] 562 82 Ancient 6,432 Naquahdriah
krys
[ crystalforce gamma ] 593 74 Furling 10,027 Naquahdriah
mouse:)
[ crystalforce gamma ] 737 81 Ancient 26,508 Naquahdriah
Milkman
[ crystalforce gamma ] 786 115 Re'tu 20,547 Naquahdriah
Lord Ho Chi Man
[ crystalforce gamma ] 820 84 Ancient 13,148 Naquahdriah
barakek
[ crystalforce gamma ] 929 97 Ancient 33,823 Naquahdriah
chrishalomastr
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,126 70 Ancient 1,612 Naquahdriah
D3str0y3r
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,451 115 Ancient 36,784 Naquahdriah
gordash
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,478 94 Ancient 23,815 Naquahdriah
Arcanis
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,664 112 Furling 30,430 Naquahdriah
Kerrus Magrus
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,711 95 Re'tu 5,472 Naquahdriah
paradoxx
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,779 74 Re'tu 6,290 Naquahdriah
high empty
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,857 127 Furling 4,709 Naquahdriah
Aveu Amaqus
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,860 104 Ancient 3,799 Naquahdriah
GeIveI2aL
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,886 85 Furling 26,809 Naquahdriah
General Midget Man
[ crystalforce gamma ] 1,915 110 Furling 6,935 Naquahdriah
gibsonlespaul
[ crystalforce gamma ] 2,045 69 Wraith 4,569 Naquahdriah
bryan
[ crystalforce gamma ] 2,197 78 Ancient 7,962 Naquahdriah
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