I tell Eternal Freedom that alas, I myself have only limited supply of the thing and I believe that I may have use of it in the near future.
On my into the offices, I make a few... modifications to the FART EO's gear in case he wakes up. Especially with his weapon and communicator.
I head into the offices carefully, observing the number on the doors to find the office number I am looking for. I attach my fokos axe-head to my walking stick when I hear strange noises when I believe I am close to the intended office.
Let's play: SCRAMming up!
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January 9th 2025
Thursday
ROUND 3
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: ZIXINUS, RI'ANN SHAPP, ETERNAL FREEDOM and FILIPINO JANITOR.
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are STANDING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE.
There are several AMBULANCES, a FIRE ENGINE and a GIGANTIC POLICE CRUISER. There are PARAMEDICS helping WOUNDED PEOPLE. The WOUNDED PEOPLE are wearing UNIFORMS of BUILDING SECURITY, and are CLUTCHING their BUTTS. One is SMILING WISTFULLY. RI'ANN SHAPP is WHIMPERING on the GROUND. The FART EO is neabry. He is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. A HOBO is KICKING him. ZIXINUS and ETERNAL FREEDOM are talking about UNHOLY HUNGARIAN MIXTURES, HUNGARIAN LIQUORS and the RIGHT times to DRINK them both. They have become BROS. The CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY has VANISHED like a WRAITH. Again.
The FILIPINO JANITOR is GENTLY CARESSING RI'ANN SHAPP'S GROIN with a BAG OF ICE. He seems SORRY for KICKING the FORMER LOADMASTER. The PUPPY ROBOT has RUN OFF.
ETERNAL FREEDOM decides to TAKE a DAY OFF. He TAKES OFF in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION. ZIXINUS also DISAPPEARS. He did SOMETHING to the FART EO before LEAVING.
A PARAMEDIC begins to TREAT RI'ANN SHAPP. There are several POLICE OFFICERS who are RUNNING towards the SCENE. The OFFICERS seems ANGRY.
What do you do? _
You are now: ZIXINUS
You are at a SIDE ENTRANCE. There is a SECURITY OFFICER. The SECURITY OFFICER is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. There is a CAMERA. The CAMERA is DISCONNECTED. The AIR smells slightly of CHEAP RUSSIAN VODKA.
You ENTER the BUILDING. There is a COP inside. The COP is also UNCONSCIOUS. He is CLUTCHING his SIDEARM.
You PROCEED into the BUILDING looking for your OFFICE. There is an INFORMATION COMPUTER in the LOBBY. It SAYS that UNIT 213 is a BROOM CLOSET on the SECOND FLOOR.
You hear TERRIBLE MUSIC. You PROCEED CAREFULLY.
Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT
You are SOBER. You have a few CUTS from LEAPING through a WINDOW last night. They are VERY PAINFUL.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is EMPTY. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. The ROBOTIC PROBE is SITTING on the CEILING. There is SOUND of COMMOTION from the OUTSIDE.
You have STUFFED the HORRIBLE MESS of PAPERS into a BOX with DISMAY at the LACK of DEFRAUDABLE FUNDS. You have PRODUCED a box of MATCHES in preparation to BURN the PAPERS and DISAPPEAR without a TRACE.
However, something STRANGE has POSSESSED you. You are ENGAGING the bank CHICK in PHONE SEX. She is not RESPONDING. It is POSSIBLE she is RECORDING your INNUENDO for a future LAWSUIT. You are still ENJOYING yourself IMMENSELY.
Suddenly, CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY SHOWS UP. He is RIGHT BEHIND YOU. He says HELLO in a really CREEPY way. You are DISTURBED and thus FALL off the LAWN CHAIR. You TIP the BOX of PAPERS over. The PAPERS SPILL on the FLOOR.
The ROBOTIC PROBE is SPOOKED and begins a SUDDEN ONSLAUGHT of TERRIBLE MUSIC. The MUSIC is extremely LOUD despite COMING from DECEPTIVELY tiny speakers. Your EARS begin to BLEED.
ZIXINUS shows UP. He is WAVING an AXE and SCREAMING lots of PROFANITY in HUNGARIAN. He almost CHOPS OFF the head of CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY. The ROBOTIC PROBE is EVEN MORE SPOOKED and FALLS off the CEILING. The TERRIBLE MUSIC stops ABRUPTLY.
ZIXINUS SLIPS on the PAPERS and FALLS on the ROBOTIC PROBE. It is VERY PAINFUL.
What do you do? _
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ROUND 3
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: ZIXINUS, RI'ANN SHAPP, ETERNAL FREEDOM and FILIPINO JANITOR.
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are STANDING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE.
There are several AMBULANCES, a FIRE ENGINE and a GIGANTIC POLICE CRUISER. There are PARAMEDICS helping WOUNDED PEOPLE. The WOUNDED PEOPLE are wearing UNIFORMS of BUILDING SECURITY, and are CLUTCHING their BUTTS. One is SMILING WISTFULLY. RI'ANN SHAPP is WHIMPERING on the GROUND. The FART EO is neabry. He is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. A HOBO is KICKING him. ZIXINUS and ETERNAL FREEDOM are talking about UNHOLY HUNGARIAN MIXTURES, HUNGARIAN LIQUORS and the RIGHT times to DRINK them both. They have become BROS. The CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY has VANISHED like a WRAITH. Again.
The FILIPINO JANITOR is GENTLY CARESSING RI'ANN SHAPP'S GROIN with a BAG OF ICE. He seems SORRY for KICKING the FORMER LOADMASTER. The PUPPY ROBOT has RUN OFF.
ETERNAL FREEDOM decides to TAKE a DAY OFF. He TAKES OFF in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION. ZIXINUS also DISAPPEARS. He did SOMETHING to the FART EO before LEAVING.
A PARAMEDIC begins to TREAT RI'ANN SHAPP. There are several POLICE OFFICERS who are RUNNING towards the SCENE. The OFFICERS seems ANGRY.
What do you do? _
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You are now: ZIXINUS
You are at a SIDE ENTRANCE. There is a SECURITY OFFICER. The SECURITY OFFICER is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. There is a CAMERA. The CAMERA is DISCONNECTED. The AIR smells slightly of CHEAP RUSSIAN VODKA.
You ENTER the BUILDING. There is a COP inside. The COP is also UNCONSCIOUS. He is CLUTCHING his SIDEARM.
You PROCEED into the BUILDING looking for your OFFICE. There is an INFORMATION COMPUTER in the LOBBY. It SAYS that UNIT 213 is a BROOM CLOSET on the SECOND FLOOR.
You hear TERRIBLE MUSIC. You PROCEED CAREFULLY.
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT
You are SOBER. You have a few CUTS from LEAPING through a WINDOW last night. They are VERY PAINFUL.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is EMPTY. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. The ROBOTIC PROBE is SITTING on the CEILING. There is SOUND of COMMOTION from the OUTSIDE.
You have STUFFED the HORRIBLE MESS of PAPERS into a BOX with DISMAY at the LACK of DEFRAUDABLE FUNDS. You have PRODUCED a box of MATCHES in preparation to BURN the PAPERS and DISAPPEAR without a TRACE.
However, something STRANGE has POSSESSED you. You are ENGAGING the bank CHICK in PHONE SEX. She is not RESPONDING. It is POSSIBLE she is RECORDING your INNUENDO for a future LAWSUIT. You are still ENJOYING yourself IMMENSELY.
Suddenly, CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY SHOWS UP. He is RIGHT BEHIND YOU. He says HELLO in a really CREEPY way. You are DISTURBED and thus FALL off the LAWN CHAIR. You TIP the BOX of PAPERS over. The PAPERS SPILL on the FLOOR.
The ROBOTIC PROBE is SPOOKED and begins a SUDDEN ONSLAUGHT of TERRIBLE MUSIC. The MUSIC is extremely LOUD despite COMING from DECEPTIVELY tiny speakers. Your EARS begin to BLEED.
ZIXINUS shows UP. He is WAVING an AXE and SCREAMING lots of PROFANITY in HUNGARIAN. He almost CHOPS OFF the head of CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY. The ROBOTIC PROBE is EVEN MORE SPOOKED and FALLS off the CEILING. The TERRIBLE MUSIC stops ABRUPTLY.
ZIXINUS SLIPS on the PAPERS and FALLS on the ROBOTIC PROBE. It is VERY PAINFUL.
What do you do? _
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
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PUNCH the PARAMEDIC
GRAB RI'ANN SHAPP and make a RUN FOR IT
TRY to JACK the PARAMEDIC's AMBULANCE
GRAB RI'ANN SHAPP and make a RUN FOR IT
TRY to JACK the PARAMEDIC's AMBULANCE
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AND ROBOT'S PROGRAMS, RAGING FOR REVENGE,
WITH PROBE BY HIS SIDE COME HOT FROM HELL,
SHALL IN THESE CONFINES WITH A MONARCH'S VOICE
CRY "HAVOC!" AND LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR,
THAT THIS FOUL DEED SHALL SMELL ABOVE THE EARTH
WITH ASSPLOWED MEN, GROANING FOR BURIAL.
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AND ROBOT'S PROGRAMS, RAGING FOR REVENGE,
WITH PROBE BY HIS SIDE COME HOT FROM HELL,
SHALL IN THESE CONFINES WITH A MONARCH'S VOICE
CRY "HAVOC!" AND LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR,
THAT THIS FOUL DEED SHALL SMELL ABOVE THE EARTH
WITH ASSPLOWED MEN, GROANING FOR BURIAL.
"Like I said, I don't care about human suffering as long as it doesn't affect me."
----LionElJonson, admitting to being a sociopathic little shit
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----Sarevok, who really should have taken his own advice
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Quickly roll, get up and begin a fencing duel with robot and his anal probe with my fokos-walking stick.
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The FILIPINO JANITOR inexplicably screams CRAB BATTLE!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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Thursday
ROUND 4
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: RI'ANN SHAPP, FILIPINO JANITOR
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are ALONE. You are STANDING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE.
There are several AMBULANCES, a FIRE ENGINE and a GIGANTIC POLICE CRUISER. There are PARAMEDICS helping WOUNDED PEOPLE. The WOUNDED PEOPLE are wearing UNIFORMS of BUILDING SECURITY, and are CLUTCHING their BUTTS. One is SMILING WISTFULLY. RI'ANN SHAPP is WHIMPERING on the GROUND. There is a PARAMEDIC who is TREATING him. The FART EO is neabry. He is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. A HOBO is still KICKING him. There are COPS running TOWARDS you. They are ANGRY.
FILIPINO JANITOR swings and PUNCHES the PARAMEDIC. He HEAVES RI'ANN SHAPP over his SHOULDER and begins to RUN right TOWARDS the AMBULANCES. He is OBVIOUSLY PSYCHOTIC.
FILIPINO JANITOR Says: CRAB BAT...
FILIPINO JANITOR is TASERED by the COPS. He FALLS OVER. He DROPS RI'ANN SHAPP. It is VERY PAINFUL.
The COPS begin to BEAT UP the FILIPINO JANITOR in another display of POLICE BRUTALITY.
A COP screams: Damn dirty foreigner! You are under arrest for assault, resisting arrest, littering, assaulting a police officer, illegal posession of taser darts and terrorism!
The COP becomes WINDED after his TIRADE. You are SHOCKED and can BARELY MOVE.
What do you do? _
Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT, ZIXINUS, ROBOTIC PROBE and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is FULL of PEOPLE. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. There are many PAPERS on the FLOOR.
ZIXINUS is FIGHTING the ROBOTIC PROBE with a NASTY AXE. He is FENDING OFF the ANAL PROBE ATTACHMENT from his BUTT. The ROBOTIC PROBE is QUOTING passages of MANGLED SHAKESPEARE. It is a real CRAB BATTLE. It is THREATENING to INJURE both PHANT and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY if it CONTINUES. It is currently TIED.
What do you do? _
January 9th 2025
Thursday
ROUND 4
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: RI'ANN SHAPP, FILIPINO JANITOR
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are ALONE. You are STANDING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE.
There are several AMBULANCES, a FIRE ENGINE and a GIGANTIC POLICE CRUISER. There are PARAMEDICS helping WOUNDED PEOPLE. The WOUNDED PEOPLE are wearing UNIFORMS of BUILDING SECURITY, and are CLUTCHING their BUTTS. One is SMILING WISTFULLY. RI'ANN SHAPP is WHIMPERING on the GROUND. There is a PARAMEDIC who is TREATING him. The FART EO is neabry. He is UNCONSCIOUS on the GROUND. A HOBO is still KICKING him. There are COPS running TOWARDS you. They are ANGRY.
FILIPINO JANITOR swings and PUNCHES the PARAMEDIC. He HEAVES RI'ANN SHAPP over his SHOULDER and begins to RUN right TOWARDS the AMBULANCES. He is OBVIOUSLY PSYCHOTIC.
FILIPINO JANITOR Says: CRAB BAT...
FILIPINO JANITOR is TASERED by the COPS. He FALLS OVER. He DROPS RI'ANN SHAPP. It is VERY PAINFUL.
The COPS begin to BEAT UP the FILIPINO JANITOR in another display of POLICE BRUTALITY.
A COP screams: Damn dirty foreigner! You are under arrest for assault, resisting arrest, littering, assaulting a police officer, illegal posession of taser darts and terrorism!
The COP becomes WINDED after his TIRADE. You are SHOCKED and can BARELY MOVE.
What do you do? _
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT, ZIXINUS, ROBOTIC PROBE and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is FULL of PEOPLE. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. There are many PAPERS on the FLOOR.
ZIXINUS is FIGHTING the ROBOTIC PROBE with a NASTY AXE. He is FENDING OFF the ANAL PROBE ATTACHMENT from his BUTT. The ROBOTIC PROBE is QUOTING passages of MANGLED SHAKESPEARE. It is a real CRAB BATTLE. It is THREATENING to INJURE both PHANT and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY if it CONTINUES. It is currently TIED.
What do you do? _
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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In a moment of my opponent's retreat, I drink pálinka to gain a Hungarian frenzy strength! I also ask Phant to help by picking up the lawn chair and fighting with me!
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
JANITORIZE the PAPERS. Surreptitiously PHOTOGRAPH anything interesting with MINOX.
TAKE BROOM to assist Zixinus if necessary.
TAKE BROOM to assist Zixinus if necessary.
"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
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Having reached the motel I realise there is fuck all good on TV to watch and it's a dingy dive of a motel. So I decide that it was far more inteersting back at the buisiness centre. I pass by the cops beating up the Fillipino Janitor and get their permission to kick him once in revenge for throwing me out a window.
I then enter the building and hunt down our supposed office. It is easy to find from the screams of battle and mangled shakespeare. I enter to find Zixinus fencing the robotic probe and phant trying to stand up. I grb the chair and smack the robo-probe that's attempting to ass-ream my new bro.
Take that!
I then enter the building and hunt down our supposed office. It is easy to find from the screams of battle and mangled shakespeare. I enter to find Zixinus fencing the robotic probe and phant trying to stand up. I grb the chair and smack the robo-probe that's attempting to ass-ream my new bro.
Take that!
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Boom, motherfuckers.
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Boom, motherfuckers.
"Like I said, I don't care about human suffering as long as it doesn't affect me."
----LionElJonson, admitting to being a sociopathic little shit
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since I am NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR, open my VELCRO ZIPPER PANTS and URINATE on the COP's FACE
then TASE him and RUN AWAY leaving R'IANN SHAP to TAKE THE BLAME
then TASE him and RUN AWAY leaving R'IANN SHAP to TAKE THE BLAME
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I must say, the robo-probes idea of a self-destruct is laughable.
Saying "Boom, motherfuckers" whilst holding up a picture of an explosion is oooooo so scary.
One more kick for good measure.
Saying "Boom, motherfuckers" whilst holding up a picture of an explosion is oooooo so scary.
One more kick for good measure.
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
zixinus, your move could've been:
JUMP AWAY from the EXPLOSION in SLOW MOTION while being covered in SEVERAL CAMERA ANGLES
then EMERGE from the RUBBLE and TWIRL your SLIGHTLY SINGED MUSTACHE
JUMP AWAY from the EXPLOSION in SLOW MOTION while being covered in SEVERAL CAMERA ANGLES
then EMERGE from the RUBBLE and TWIRL your SLIGHTLY SINGED MUSTACHE
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I huff with energy as I observe the robot giving a fizzing sound and make a loud snap from inside. I observe smoke coming out as its self-destructed components melt.
I pity it because it might have been a useful addition to the team.
I take another swing of pálinka, straighten my mustache and look for a foam fire-fighting tool to prevent an unwanted fire by spraying the smoking robot chassis.
Once its covered, I use my axe to carefully pry open the unit and see whether is there anything usable still inside.
EDIT: I find a black box. I take it and plan to later see whether I can make any use of it in Florida. I am sure that the attack was only a minor programming error.
I pity it because it might have been a useful addition to the team.
I take another swing of pálinka, straighten my mustache and look for a foam fire-fighting tool to prevent an unwanted fire by spraying the smoking robot chassis.
Once its covered, I use my axe to carefully pry open the unit and see whether is there anything usable still inside.
EDIT: I find a black box. I take it and plan to later see whether I can make any use of it in Florida. I am sure that the attack was only a minor programming error.
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Oh, in that case can I change mine to "use phant as human shield whilst leaping backwards through the door?"
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
DISBELIEVE the EXPLOSION.
WONDER when the LLOYD BROS might TURN UP so we can ADVANCE the PLOT.
WONDER when the LLOYD BROS might TURN UP so we can ADVANCE the PLOT.
"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
Captain, MFS Robber Baron, PRFYNAFBTFC - "Absolute Corruption Powers Absolutely"
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I give my thanks to the Almighty for putting me out of my misery.
∞
XXXI
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
January 9th 2025
Thursday
ROUND 5
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: RI'ANN SHAPP and FILIPINO JANITOR
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are ALONE. You are LAYING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE. You have been TASERED. It is VERY PAINFUL.
There are COPS who are BEATING UP the FILIPINO JANITOR. They STOP briefly and ANNOUNCE he is under ARREST for BULLSHIT CRIMES.
FILIPINO JANITOR opens his PANTS. He tries to URINATE on the COP.
ETERNAL FREEDOM is PASSING by. He KICKS the FILIPINO JANITOR. It makes the STREAM go SIDEWAYS and MISS. The COP smiles and HIGH FIVES ETERNAL FREEDOM. He then STRIKES the FILIPINO JANITOR with his BATON. The FILIPINO JANITOR becomes UNCONSCIOUS.
What do you do? _
*error*
Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT, ZIXINUS, ROBOTIC PROBE and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is FULL of PEOPLE. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. There are many PAPERS on the FLOOR.
PHANT is COWERING on the FLOOR. There is an EPIC BATTLE being WAGED. A CRAB BATTLE. CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY swings a BROOM at the ROBOTIC PROBE. He HITS ZIXINUS. ZIXINUS falls to the GROUND and CURSES AGAIN, as he has LOST his HIP FLASK.
The ROBOTIC PROBE attempts to ASSREAM ZIXINUS, but is STRUCK by the LAWN CHAIR by ETERNAL FREEDOM who has ARRIVED in the NICK of TIME. CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY is able to FINISH the ROBOTIC PROBE with his BROOM HANDLE without INJURING anyone ELSE.
ZIXINUS now has a LUMP on his FOREHEAD. It is VERY PAINFUL.
ZIXINUS undertakes basic SAFETY MEASURES and AVERTS the risk of FIRE. He OBVIOUSLY knows a LOT about FIRE. He OPENS the ROBOTIC PROBE and EXTRACTS the MEMORY CORE.
CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY had somehow managed to JANITORIALIZE the PAPERS. They are now GONE FOREVER. He had taken several PICTURES with his BULKY CAMERA.
Everyone is HAPPY. ETERNAL FREEDOM smiles and POWER HUGS his newfound BRO who he just SAVED from an ASS REAMING. Even CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY doesn't seem so CREEPY anymore.
The ROBOTIC PROBE EXPLODES.
It SAYS something STRANGE but you are too BUSY getting MURDERED to UNDERSTAND.
What do you do? _
*error*
INPUT RECEPTION ERROR
CONTACT YOUR NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR
Thursday
ROUND 5
Von Braun Aerospace Business Centre
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: RI'ANN SHAPP and FILIPINO JANITOR
You are on the STREET. The STREET is CROWDED. It is MORNING. The WEATHER is NICE.
You are ALONE. You are LAYING in the PARKING LOT of the VON BRAUN AEROSPACE BUSINESS CENTRE. You have been TASERED. It is VERY PAINFUL.
There are COPS who are BEATING UP the FILIPINO JANITOR. They STOP briefly and ANNOUNCE he is under ARREST for BULLSHIT CRIMES.
FILIPINO JANITOR opens his PANTS. He tries to URINATE on the COP.
ETERNAL FREEDOM is PASSING by. He KICKS the FILIPINO JANITOR. It makes the STREAM go SIDEWAYS and MISS. The COP smiles and HIGH FIVES ETERNAL FREEDOM. He then STRIKES the FILIPINO JANITOR with his BATON. The FILIPINO JANITOR becomes UNCONSCIOUS.
What do you do? _
*error*
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
You are now: PHANT, ZIXINUS, ROBOTIC PROBE and CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY.
You are at an OFFICE. The OFFICE is FULL of PEOPLE. It is also TINY. There is one DESK and one LAWN CHAIR. There is no DOOR. There is a SPACE HEATER and a LADDER. There are many PAPERS on the FLOOR.
PHANT is COWERING on the FLOOR. There is an EPIC BATTLE being WAGED. A CRAB BATTLE. CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY swings a BROOM at the ROBOTIC PROBE. He HITS ZIXINUS. ZIXINUS falls to the GROUND and CURSES AGAIN, as he has LOST his HIP FLASK.
The ROBOTIC PROBE attempts to ASSREAM ZIXINUS, but is STRUCK by the LAWN CHAIR by ETERNAL FREEDOM who has ARRIVED in the NICK of TIME. CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY is able to FINISH the ROBOTIC PROBE with his BROOM HANDLE without INJURING anyone ELSE.
ZIXINUS now has a LUMP on his FOREHEAD. It is VERY PAINFUL.
ZIXINUS undertakes basic SAFETY MEASURES and AVERTS the risk of FIRE. He OBVIOUSLY knows a LOT about FIRE. He OPENS the ROBOTIC PROBE and EXTRACTS the MEMORY CORE.
CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY had somehow managed to JANITORIALIZE the PAPERS. They are now GONE FOREVER. He had taken several PICTURES with his BULKY CAMERA.
Everyone is HAPPY. ETERNAL FREEDOM smiles and POWER HUGS his newfound BRO who he just SAVED from an ASS REAMING. Even CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY doesn't seem so CREEPY anymore.
The ROBOTIC PROBE EXPLODES.
It SAYS something STRANGE but you are too BUSY getting MURDERED to UNDERSTAND.
What do you do? _
*error*
***
GENERAL PROGRAM ERRORINPUT RECEPTION ERROR
CONTACT YOUR NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I WAKE UP in GREAT PAIN. I see a FEELIPINO JANITOR URINATING on the COPS.
I then FALL UNCONSCIOUS.
{Hours later}
REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS IN HOSPITAL. FIND a HANDCUFF on your ARM connecting it to BED.
ABOVE YOU IS A SCOWLING POLICE DETECTIVE.
I then FALL UNCONSCIOUS.
{Hours later}
REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS IN HOSPITAL. FIND a HANDCUFF on your ARM connecting it to BED.
ABOVE YOU IS A SCOWLING POLICE DETECTIVE.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
CONTACT my NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR.
"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Spoiler
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I decree that this is a STGOD by dint of my moderatorship over the STGOD subforum.
It has enough STGOD elements to plausibly claim so, and is a throwback to many elements of the old TGODs on ASVS.
It has enough STGOD elements to plausibly claim so, and is a throwback to many elements of the old TGODs on ASVS.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
January 19th 2025
Sunday
ROUND 1
Huntsville Hospital Center
201 Governors Drive Southwest
Huntsville, AL
You are now: FILIPINO JANITOR, RI'ANN SHAPP, ZIXINUS, PHANT and ETERNAL FREEDOM.
You are in a VERY STRANGE PLACE. There are many MACHINES. The MACHINES are BEEPING. They APPEAR to be doing SOMETHING else, too.
You can barely HEAR. You are up to your FUCKING EYEBALLS in DRUGS. You are ACHING all OVER.
There are COPS by the DOOR. They are STANDING GUARD. There are also two DOCTORS and a NURSE. They are very BUSY.
There are HANDCUFFS connecting you to your BEDS. There is a SCOWLING DETECTIVE. He is LEANING over RI'ANN SHAPP. He is ANGRY.
The SCOWLING DETECTIVE is FRUSTRATED by trying to ASK you QUESTIONS you can't HEAR. He says SOMETHING to a DOCTOR and LEAVES in FRUSTRATION. A FART EO walks past the ROOM. He can BARELY WALK.
PHANT is WHIMPERING. He seems HORRIFIED to be ALIVE.
The DOCTORS do SOMETHING and you DRIFT back into SLEEP.
What do you do? _
*error*
Somewhere on the road
You are now: FILIPINO JANITOR, RI'ANN SHAPP, ZIXINUS, PHANT and ETERNAL FREEDOM.
You are in the BACK of a TRUCK. The TRUCKS is EMPTY. You are on the FLOOR like SACKS of POTATOES. You are WEARING your HOSPITAL GOWNS with no BACKSIDES. Your JUNKS are WAVING AROUND in the BREEZE. There are some SPORTING BAGS by the CAB.
You are ACHING all OVER. You are no longer DOUSED up to your FUCKING EYEBALLS in DRUGS. It is VERY PAINFUL. You can HEAR somewhat BETTER. Except for RI'ANN SHAPP. The RIDE is VERY BUMPY.
You HEAR a CONVERSATION from the CAB.
PASSENGER Says: Holy shit bro this is a baaaad idea! Really bad! Man, who the hell are those guys anyway bro?
DRIVER Says: I told you already bro, they're the guys we hired! How can you not remember our meeting?
PASSENGER BARFS on the FLOOR.
PASSENGER Says: Man I don't remember anything from that night.
DRIVER: I understand bro. Man you were so damn wasted! Heeee...anyway, how far is it?
PASSENGER Says: Bro, we really need to...urp...
PASSENGER BARFS on the FLOOR.
PASSENGER Says: ...we need to think this over! We can end up in jail, bro!
DRIVER Says: Whatever, bro! They'd take away our space airplane thing! We can't lose our space airplane thing, no way!
PASSENGER Says: Bro, come on! We're gonna lose it anyway!
DRIVER Says: Oh no way bro I got a plan!
PASSENGER Says: What plan, bro?
DRIVER Says: We're gonna go away to Swit...Swiffer....to Europe! Europe is a country, right?
PASSENGER Says: But we can't even fly...oooh...
DRIVER Says: Oh yeah bro you see now? I'm a motherfucking genius!
PASSENGER Says: Oh fuck yeah you are!
DRIVER Says: We are so hot!
PASSENGER Says: Yeah we are! Come 'ere you...
DRIVER Says: Damn straight!
*POWER HUG*
The TRUCK swerves HEAVILY.
What do you do? _
Spoiler
Sunday
ROUND 1
Huntsville Hospital Center
201 Governors Drive Southwest
Huntsville, AL
You are now: FILIPINO JANITOR, RI'ANN SHAPP, ZIXINUS, PHANT and ETERNAL FREEDOM.
You are in a VERY STRANGE PLACE. There are many MACHINES. The MACHINES are BEEPING. They APPEAR to be doing SOMETHING else, too.
You can barely HEAR. You are up to your FUCKING EYEBALLS in DRUGS. You are ACHING all OVER.
There are COPS by the DOOR. They are STANDING GUARD. There are also two DOCTORS and a NURSE. They are very BUSY.
There are HANDCUFFS connecting you to your BEDS. There is a SCOWLING DETECTIVE. He is LEANING over RI'ANN SHAPP. He is ANGRY.
The SCOWLING DETECTIVE is FRUSTRATED by trying to ASK you QUESTIONS you can't HEAR. He says SOMETHING to a DOCTOR and LEAVES in FRUSTRATION. A FART EO walks past the ROOM. He can BARELY WALK.
PHANT is WHIMPERING. He seems HORRIFIED to be ALIVE.
The DOCTORS do SOMETHING and you DRIFT back into SLEEP.
What do you do? _
*error*
***
Somewhere on the road
You are now: FILIPINO JANITOR, RI'ANN SHAPP, ZIXINUS, PHANT and ETERNAL FREEDOM.
You are in the BACK of a TRUCK. The TRUCKS is EMPTY. You are on the FLOOR like SACKS of POTATOES. You are WEARING your HOSPITAL GOWNS with no BACKSIDES. Your JUNKS are WAVING AROUND in the BREEZE. There are some SPORTING BAGS by the CAB.
You are ACHING all OVER. You are no longer DOUSED up to your FUCKING EYEBALLS in DRUGS. It is VERY PAINFUL. You can HEAR somewhat BETTER. Except for RI'ANN SHAPP. The RIDE is VERY BUMPY.
You HEAR a CONVERSATION from the CAB.
PASSENGER Says: Holy shit bro this is a baaaad idea! Really bad! Man, who the hell are those guys anyway bro?
DRIVER Says: I told you already bro, they're the guys we hired! How can you not remember our meeting?
PASSENGER BARFS on the FLOOR.
PASSENGER Says: Man I don't remember anything from that night.
DRIVER: I understand bro. Man you were so damn wasted! Heeee...anyway, how far is it?
PASSENGER Says: Bro, we really need to...urp...
PASSENGER BARFS on the FLOOR.
PASSENGER Says: ...we need to think this over! We can end up in jail, bro!
DRIVER Says: Whatever, bro! They'd take away our space airplane thing! We can't lose our space airplane thing, no way!
PASSENGER Says: Bro, come on! We're gonna lose it anyway!
DRIVER Says: Oh no way bro I got a plan!
PASSENGER Says: What plan, bro?
DRIVER Says: We're gonna go away to Swit...Swiffer....to Europe! Europe is a country, right?
PASSENGER Says: But we can't even fly...oooh...
DRIVER Says: Oh yeah bro you see now? I'm a motherfucking genius!
PASSENGER Says: Oh fuck yeah you are!
DRIVER Says: We are so hot!
PASSENGER Says: Yeah we are! Come 'ere you...
DRIVER Says: Damn straight!
*POWER HUG*
The TRUCK swerves HEAVILY.
What do you do? _
Spoiler
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.