[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-01 02:48pm

Darksider wrote::::::: Infamus anti-bullshit shields lower the gridfire rifles to the power levels of a standard weapon before they hit, they do minimal damage:::

:::: uber-warriors combine their fire to overwhelm the Gnomium armor and kill the space marines, dozens fall dead:::

::::: goes flying back into a wall from the lessned gridfire, heals self with force and jumps back at DGG, swinging Lightsaber:::

*the space marines self-regenerating armor (ala T2) heals before the damage becomes irrepairable*

*they combine their missiles for a 2 dozen bomb attack, raining R/UR death unto DSider's thugs*

*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 02:48pm

*monitors the blast from RML and curses*Rats only a directed flow.....oh well

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 02:49pm

Necronlord growls as the shriukens stab into his necrodermis and explode, deforming his shape for a minute, a la terminator, he falls to the ground, as DGG bounds towards him blade held high, he reforms and snaps the staff into place to block the gnome's blade and stabs out towards the gnome's groin with the sword.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 02:50pm

OK you apes we go with plan B * tanks hum through the portals arriving at the arena ,they spread out in formation*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-01 02:55pm

NecronLord wrote:Necronlord growls as the shriukens stab into his necrodermis and explode, deforming his shape for a minute, a la terminator, he falls to the ground, as DGG bounds towards him blade held high, he reforms and snaps the staff into place to block the gnome's blade and stabs out towards the gnome's groin with the sword.

*eyes bulge out as he spots Necron's staff and he leaps onto the staff itself in horror, sighing lightly at the security fo the family jewels, before leaping into the air and coming down on the stricken Necron with a driving fury*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 02:56pm

NecronLord curses as he misses DGG's genitals, pirroetting and blocking the engrged gnome's blows with the staff, while occasionally stabbing at DGG's groin again, infuriating him further...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 02:59pm

*Looks over as the tanks now show up.* This is getting big...might be a bit ugly...

*Cyran pulls out his multi-galactic range cellphone.* Yeah, I might need the shrikes, get them ready just in case.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:01pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: Infamus anti-bullshit shields lower the gridfire rifles to the power levels of a standard weapon before they hit, they do minimal damage:::

:::: uber-warriors combine their fire to overwhelm the Gnomium armor and kill the space marines, dozens fall dead:::

::::: goes flying back into a wall from the lessned gridfire, heals self with force and jumps back at DGG, swinging Lightsaber:::
*the space marines self-regenerating armor (ala T2) heals before the damage becomes irrepairable*

*they combine their missiles for a 2 dozen bomb attack, raining R/UR death unto DSider's thugs*

*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*

::::::: Uber-warriors load anti-bullshit rounds into their guns and blast through the armor, hitting the soft chewy Gnomes in the center:::

:::::: Starts chasing after DGG::::

Come back here.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:02pm

"Apologies" says NecronLord, but

DGG wrote:*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*

However I have edited the above now...

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:03pm

*the turrets turn and begin projecting 1000 meter tall images of ...a scantily clad Cat girl doing a strip tease*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-01 03:03pm

NecronLord wrote:NecronLord curses as he misses DGG's genitals, pirroetting and blocking the engrged gnome's blows with the staff, while occasionally stabbing at DGG's groin again, infuriating him further...

Not cool man! Where's your sense of decency?!

*parrys the furious storm of attacks, ducking, jumping, sommersaulting and otherwise just trying not to get hit...well...you know where*

Phew! *wipes sweat off forehead* This is hard work! I think I'm gonna go take a break. Get some lunch maybe. Catch ya'll in a few. But don't worry Necron, I'll be back.

*whisks away into the night*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:03pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:OK you apes we go with plan B * tanks hum through the portals arriving at the arena ,they spread out in formation*

::::: large pods crash into the battleground, releasing uber-tanks and more uber-warriors, which hammer the Gnome formations with ultra-heavy firepower::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:07pm

*Watches the catgirl, unimpressed as he has his own army of catgirls. The army he has with him is equally unimpressed and begins firing their heavy weapons against the tanks as they spread out into attack formations once again, taking care to strike at their long range tanks first.*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:07pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Not cool man! Where's your sense of decency?!

"What's decency?"

*parrys the furious storm of attacks, ducking, jumping, sommersaulting and otherwise just trying not to get hit...well...you know where*

Phew! *wipes sweat off forehead* This is hard work! I think I'm gonna go take a break. Get some lunch maybe. Catch ya'll in a few. But don't worry Necron, I'll be back.

*whisks away into the night*

Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:08pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:*the turrets turn and begin projecting 1000 meter tall images of ...a scantily clad Cat girl doing a strip tease*

:::::: Uber-warriors focus on the Gnomes and continue firing, they will stare at the catgirl after the battle is won:::

::::: the gnome formations suffer heavy casualties::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:10pm

NecronLord wrote:
Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."

::::: brushes self off and looks at necronlord:::::

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:13pm

Darksider wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
::::: brushes self off and looks at necronlord:::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:14pm

NecronLord wrote:Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."

*Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.*

D'oh! Troops, cease fire! Cease fire!

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:14pm

*the catgirls morph to Janeway*

Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:17pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:*the catgirls morph to Janeway*

Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits

::::: The uber-warriors become enraged and intensify their assault, slaughtering all in their path:::

:::: Runs at the Gnomes front lines, lightsaber held in an attack position::::

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:17pm

Captain_Cyran wrote: *Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.*

"Attack me?"

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:19pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:*the catgirls morph to Janeway*

Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits

*Looks away from the Janeway porn, shaking his head. As a Black Mage he is unaffected by petty things like nude Janeways. His troops, unfortuantely are not Black Mages, but that's what the super-goggles are for.*

I have seen things that make Janeway porn look tame...you're attempts are useless.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:20pm

NecronLord wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.*
"Attack me?"

No no, Typhonis.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:22pm

::::: Contacts Cyran over comm::::

I recommend we use our forces in a standard pincer movement so that we can :::::Pauses to cleave a Gnome in two::: surround Typhonis and :::: Pauses againd and chops a Gnome's head off::::
destroy him

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:23pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:No no, Typhonis.

Why?