[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 04:58pm

I may be an apprentice Black Mage, but I am a powerful magic user in my own right.

*casts Greater Fixing on the maser, reppairing all damage*

*Teleports into the vacuum of space. Looking around, I scry for the SEGNOR fleets. Finding them, I weave a complex and indestructable ward of Prismatic energy, and R/UR defenses, and speeds toward the fleet. Fresting over the horison at a significant fraction of C, Gnome defensive weapons bounce off my wards, flak bursts detonating around me, but doing no harm. I bob and weave avoiding the blasts anyway, just in case.

The gnomes fire R/UR missiles, I wave my hand and tey turn back on their launchers, they strike the gnome fleets, bypassing the shields, and exploding on the hulls, turning the once proud fleet into a mass of molten metal, and twisted hull fragments.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 05:02pm

*Both Black Mages vanish before the eyes of the few survivors.*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 05:46pm

I'd post something, but finals were a bitch so I'M TIRED. I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Thought you'd like to know.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 06:28pm

Remember who gave you your banner pic GNOME!

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-06-13 06:48pm

*Teleports into the vacuum of space. Looking around, I scry for the SEGNOR fleets. Finding them, I weave a complex and indestructable ward of Prismatic energy, and R/UR defenses, and speeds toward the fleet. Fresting over the horison at a significant fraction of C, Gnome defensive weapons bounce off my wards, flak bursts detonating around me, but doing no harm. I bob and weave avoiding the blasts anyway, just in case.

The gnomes fire R/UR missiles, I wave my hand and tey turn back on their launchers, they strike the gnome fleets, bypassing the shields, and exploding on the hulls, turning the once proud fleet into a mass of molten metal, and twisted hull fragments.*

Dwarves fall in! *the hup hup hupping of the dwarven allies of SEGNOR floods the air* Prepare for Paradigm Shift! *as one* WE DISBELIEVE!!
*alyrium's magic fails as the entirity of the dwarves disbelieve in the magic, causing realities fabric to shift and make it null and void*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 07:06pm

HA. You can only do that with illusion magics fool.

*Their disbelif only makes them *think* that a swarm of missiles is not headed at them, their minds forcing themselves on their bodies. But magic, is the physical manifestation aof all things unreal, and whether you believe in it or not, has an effect on the quasi-real world of the TGOD.

The Missiles Still strike the SEGNOR fleet, but the dwarves would never know it, the illusion persisting until their deaths*

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-06-13 07:08pm

Illusion magic and mages foo'!! *and by the powers created by white wolf, the attack never happens* BAH HAHAHAHAHAH!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 07:14pm

WTf? The D10 rules of WhiteWolf Have no effect on the wrath of the D20 system! I use the feat "Shag the GM" and wank myself off, to produce the desired effect.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 08:34pm

Tasoth wrote:Illusion magic and mages foo'!! *and by the powers created by white wolf, the attack never happens* BAH HAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh, you want to play D10? Feel the wrath of Gearhead, the Aberrant!

*Shapechanges into Galvatron*

*Blasts Tasoth into dust with a supercharged Q-bolt*

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-06-13 09:28pm

Oh, you want to play D10? Feel the wrath of Gearhead, the Aberrant!

*Shapechanges into Galvatron*

*Blasts Tasoth into dust with a supercharged Q-bolt*

*the use of quantum power awakens his mazarin-rashoud node adn activates latent Entropic powers. Feel the wrath of bad luck! the shots go wide and hit aleryium*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 10:29pm

Tasoth wrote:
Oh, you want to play D10? Feel the wrath of Gearhead, the Aberrant!

*Shapechanges into Galvatron*

*Blasts Tasoth into dust with a supercharged Q-bolt*
*the use of quantum power awakens his mazarin-rashoud node adn activates latent Entropic powers. Feel the wrath of bad luck! the shots go wide and hit aleryium*

*Matter Creates a thousand pounds of iron over Tasoth's head, and drops it on him*

Dodge that.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-13 10:58pm

*Jadeite and a battalion of Black Mage troopers (from FFIX) teleport onto the battlefield, with Jadeite standing on a Tenser's Floating Disk*

"We stand ready to assist our Evil Brethren in the destruction of all non mages!"

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-06-14 12:08am

GAH!!
*reflexively places his hands above his head, burning himself out as he rusts the iron rapidly*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-14 12:24am

Tasoth wrote:GAH!!
*reflexively places his hands above his head, burning himself out as he rusts the iron rapidly*

*stabs Tasoth with his trusty stabbin' knife while he's distracted*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 03:24am

:::::::: Continues haggeling with the Gnomish desk clerk,watching the carnage::::

Aww, fuck it............

::::::::Tosses off robe, revealing myself in full battle armor with dozens of weapons::::

::::::: Pulls out a pair of 15mm chainguns and opens fire on all Gnomes at the registration desk, chewing them into tiny peices::::

:::::Walks into the SEGNOR building:::::

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 03:39am

*jumps into the battle with the full Gnomish Space Navy, laying down supression fire towards everything taller than a gnome that moves* (Dwarves are exactly as tall as gnomes, just for the purposes of this post...)

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Did I miss much?"

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-14 03:42am

*barges into thread with an Imperial battlefleet, BDZs every planet in the vicinity, and leaves*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 03:52am

JediNeophyte wrote:*barges into thread with an Imperial battlefleet, BDZs every planet in the vicinity, and leaves*

Ahem, the Gnomish Space Navy is WAY more than enough to destroy a single Imperial fleet... hell, even if they navy wasn't there, all crucial Gnomish-held planets have R/UR fields around them, so....

**** ON BOARD THE Wongite
"Shall I give the order for attack, sir?"
"No, lets watch them try to get past the R/UR shelds"
****

*as all turbolasers pass through the sheilds they are transformed into sandwiches for all Gnomes to enjoy for weeks*

Thanks for the food Neoohyte!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-14 04:00am

*AHEM* I came with no puny fleet of "Star Destroyers" as you know them, I came with vessels blessed by the Emperor Himself, battlecruisers, carriers, strike cruisers, and a company on Space Marines to boot. The Imperial Guard will be arriving within a month to mop up any remaining heretics.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 04:08am

JediNeophyte wrote:*AHEM* I came with no puny fleet of "Star Destroyers" as you know them, I came with vessels blessed by the Emperor Himself, battlecruisers, carriers, strike cruisers, and a company on Space Marines to boot. The Imperial Guard will be arriving within a month to mop up any remaining heretics.

uh huh... but its still 1 fleet, right? You are facing the ENTIRE GNOMISH SPACE NAVY! Every ship, even down to fighter-size (because of new advances our Gnomes have made in the field of science) is equipped with R/UR shielding, and all the turbolasers in the galaxy can't penetrate that... I think today all things passing through R/UR fields will become raindrops, just for the hell of it...

EDIT: As much as I want to crush your puny fleet, its 4:00 AM here in the eastern US, and I need sleep, so I will continue this tomorrow!

Until then,
Mitth

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 04:12am

*shots are absorbed by wards*

FOOL!

TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN!

*Massive amounts of gridfire shoots from my fingertips, The magic encased in a spiraling vortex of R/UR tunneling through the Gnomish defenses and striking the flagship of the Gnome Battlefleet.*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 09:38am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*shots are absorbed by wards*

FOOL!

TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN!

*Massive amounts of gridfire shoots from my fingertips, The magic encased in a spiraling vortex of R/UR tunneling through the Gnomish defenses and striking the flagship of the Gnome Battlefleet.*

Arg, let's all just wait till someone sleeps to attack them. Whatver:

*flagship of the Gnomish Battlefleet is sadly destroyed by the Black Mages magic, but not before inflicting massive damage on them. A full evacuation is called, and most Gnomes escape*

"You will pay, Denryle, you will pay...."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 10:16am

Are you people pulling this R/UR bullshit AGAIN??????????????

:::::::::Starts handing out anti-bullshit weapons to all anti Gnome forces:::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 10:25am

:::::::Continues to walk around the SEGNOR Building, slaughtering anythin in my path with twin 15mm chainguns:::::::

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 10:37am

Darksider wrote::::::::Continues to walk around the SEGNOR Building, slaughtering anythin in my path with twin 15mm chainguns:::::::

Damnit, now I'm fighting three??? Well Darksider, im part of the Gnomish Space Navy, I tend not to do ground things, so I will leave you to those who do.

Okay, one thing I will do:

*activates Gnomish Master Command Console (GMCC)*

*all gnomes on the outpost explode (after having their memories stored and transferred to the master database on Gnomania), damaging the station beyond repair and severely injuring Darksider. His right arm now hangs limp from shrapnel damage, and he has no bullshit way to get out of it (see what happens when you don't use uber-tech?)*

EDIT: *Gnomish ground forces (which ones, we will see) begin landing on the planet to finish Darksider off once and for all* (there are thousands of them, all skilled in evading enemy fire (you don't think they'd just stand there and let you kill them, do you?). There is one of you. You use primitive ammo, which isn't strong enough to penetrate their Gnomish Armour anyway. Unless you have a truck hauling ammo behind you or something (hrm, that would be fun to blow up), you are gonna run out of ammo soon. Then, they will strike....)