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The Wii

Posted: 2006-11-10 09:49am
by Fleet Admiral JD
Alright, so, seeing as someone close to me works for Nintendo, I've gotten a chance to play a Wii on my nice HP HD TV. Thusly, I shall give you my quick review of Wii: Sports.

Baseball: Simplistic. One person pitches, by "throwing" a pitch, namely making a throwing motion with the Wiimote, and the other bats, by actually swinging the Wiimote as a bat. There is no fielding, and your hits are judged by how quickly the computer-controlled fielders can get to the ball. Actually rather fun.

Tennis: Fun. It'll be even better when we have four controllers because all matches are 2-v-2, but even playing both people on your team is fun. Just watch out for the control of how you hit the ball, it's rather easy to knock it out of bounds.

Bowling: Again, fun. Almost like the real thing, except, yaknow, it's on the TV screen and you have the Wiimote instead of a ball. Great for a party game, though, as it's highly intuative and fun to play.

Golf: As of yet, I haven't tried it, but again, it looks like it will be a lot of fun.

Boxing: Kickass. This is by far my favorite game. For this one, you need to attach the Numchuck to the Wiimote, because your Wiimote is your dominant fist, and the numchuck is your other fist. Lots of moving around, but simply an awesome, awesome game to play. I can't say enough about it. I've also been informed that it's fun to watch others play as well.

Other: I really like how the "Mii" you create on your Wii is your character in this game. It gives it an awesome feel and makes it that much more entertaining for non-gamers and gamers alike.

Overall impression: While this is a fairly simplistic game, it's fun and easy to play, and serves its purpose of showing off the Wii's capacity as a system.

The Wii itself: Sleek looking console, and easy to set up. Watch out where you put your sensor bar, though, as it may be too high or low for what you want to do. The Wiimotes can be screwed up by strong sunlight, as I discovered this morning, but that's easily solved by A) Standing up (as you need to do for some games anyway ;)) or B) Closing a curtain.

I honestly really love this system. I can't say enough about how much fun the Wiimotes make it, and I really think that it's going to do very well on the market. Save up your money, ladies and gents, this thing is worth it.


Coming soon: my ExciteTruck review.

Posted: 2006-11-10 10:14am
by Max
The sensor bar thing has me a little worried. My tv is mounted on the wall, and now I have a fear that I'll have to have it remounted to be the "proper height" or whatnot.

Still gonna get it though.

Posted: 2006-11-10 10:25am
by Spanky The Dolphin
I think you'll be fine putting the sensor bar on the floor as long as you indicate that it's below the monitor when you configure the console.

Posted: 2006-11-10 10:57am
by General Zod
I see my Christmas bonus disappearing as soon as the check is cashed. . .

Posted: 2006-11-10 11:34am
by Archaic`
Depends on the size of your bonus. The Wii isn't all that expensive a console, afterall.

Posted: 2006-11-10 11:40am
by General Zod
Archaic` wrote:Depends on the size of your bonus. The Wii isn't all that expensive a console, afterall.
It's only going to be $400 or so. So just enough to cover the console and a game or three. I'll have some left over, but most of it'll be gone. :mrgreen:

Posted: 2006-11-10 12:33pm
by Praxis
Mine is already gone :) My last paycheck and my just-received $180 rebate from Apple (buy a new Mac, get a free iPod deal) are going straight to paying off my preorder for a Wii, Zelda, 3 extra remotes and an extra nunchuck.

I may get Excite Truck, too. I've gotten to play four rounds on it at this point (one at E3, three at Nintendo Fusion Tour), and it wasn't half bad but not worth $50 to me (I'm not a big racing fan)...but if the multiplayer is good, I have to use my 4 Wiimotes for something :)

Posted: 2006-11-10 09:49pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Heh, USA Today calls it a "numchuck." :)

Posted: 2006-11-10 11:35pm
by JLTucker
The correct term is "Nunchuk".

Posted: 2006-11-11 12:42am
by Stark
Fuck, is that what those twirly things in martial arts movies are? I always called them 'Heartbreak Hotels'. No WONDER people looked at me funny! :)

I haven't seen any of the reviews I kinda expected - the 'good idea, but it's shit to play' or 'this makes playing x game far harder than it should be' or 'the grafix look t3h shitz0rz'.

Posted: 2006-11-11 12:50am
by Spanky The Dolphin
JLTucker wrote:The correct term is "Nunchuk".
Jesus Christ, no shit, Sherlock.

:roll:

Posted: 2006-11-11 01:10am
by JLTucker
Shit. I didn't see the "Heh" in your post.

Posted: 2006-11-11 05:57am
by Ford Prefect
Stark wrote:Fuck, is that what those twirly things in martial arts movies are? I always called them 'Heartbreak Hotels'. No WONDER people looked at me funny! :)
The only reason I'm not is because I can't actually see you. Heartbreak Hotels? What the fuck Stark?
I haven't seen any of the reviews I kinda expected - the 'good idea, but it's shit to play' or 'this makes playing x game far harder than it should be' or 'the grafix look t3h shitz0rz'.
It's not all roses, but I'm quite surprised as well.

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:54am
by Fleet Admiral JD
Stark wrote:Fuck, is that what those twirly things in martial arts movies are? I always called them 'Heartbreak Hotels'. No WONDER people looked at me funny! :)

I haven't seen any of the reviews I kinda expected - the 'good idea, but it's shit to play' or 'this makes playing x game far harder than it should be' or 'the grafix look t3h shitz0rz'.
It really isn't shit to play. The Wiimote really is amazingly good at what it's designed to do.

As another interesting point, I had a group of my friends over last night. Two were girls: one had never touched a gaming system before in her life, and the other's immediate reaction upon seeing the system was, "Oh God :roll: . . . "

Well, after we watched a movie we turned it on, they both made "Mii's," and by the end of the night, they were both raving about the Wii. From skepticism about any gaming system to dominating at games on the Wii in one night. By dominating I mean: one beat everyone in tennis, the other beat everyone in golf. After maybe two hours.

I'll try to do ExciteTruck soon. Sorry.

Posted: 2006-11-11 10:05am
by Davis 51
Fleet Admiral, you lucky, lucky bastard.

I'm looking forward to your Excite Truck review, as it was one of the games I was planning on getting launch day.

Posted: 2006-11-11 11:58am
by Praxis
Fleet Admiral JD wrote:
Stark wrote:Fuck, is that what those twirly things in martial arts movies are? I always called them 'Heartbreak Hotels'. No WONDER people looked at me funny! :)

I haven't seen any of the reviews I kinda expected - the 'good idea, but it's shit to play' or 'this makes playing x game far harder than it should be' or 'the grafix look t3h shitz0rz'.
It really isn't shit to play. The Wiimote really is amazingly good at what it's designed to do.

As another interesting point, I had a group of my friends over last night. Two were girls: one had never touched a gaming system before in her life, and the other's immediate reaction upon seeing the system was, "Oh God :roll: . . . "

Well, after we watched a movie we turned it on, they both made "Mii's," and by the end of the night, they were both raving about the Wii. From skepticism about any gaming system to dominating at games on the Wii in one night. By dominating I mean: one beat everyone in tennis, the other beat everyone in golf. After maybe two hours.

I'll try to do ExciteTruck soon. Sorry.
This is exactly the sort of thing I want to do. I have a couple girls that don't play any games (or very few) that I want to make try the system, plus I want to switch my parents and sister.

What did you use to demo it? Just Wii Sports? :)

Posted: 2006-11-11 12:48pm
by Fleet Admiral JD
Davis 51 wrote: I'm looking forward to your Excite Truck review, as it was one of the games I was planning on getting launch day.
Okay:

ExciteTruck uses the Wiimote a different way. Instead of holding it vertically (AKA, as you would a normal remote,) you hold it horizontally, and the D-pad switches to accomodate this. (Hope that made sense.)

Anyway, the basic mode is your bog-standard race. The driving in this game is buckets of fun, and simple. Turning the Wiimote turns the wheels, and when you're in the air and you tilt the controller back or forth your vehicle tilts. Try to land on all four wheels for a boost.

To advance, get harder tracks and new vehicles, etc., you have to earn a certain number of "stars" on each track. Earn stars by getting air, driving through trees ("Tree Runs"), losing partial control of your vehicle ("Drift"), and ramming other trucks. Also, if you crash, you earn a single star for a "Nice Crash." It's pretty easy to crash in this game, but in my case anyway, I was having enough fun that I didn't give a shit. ;)

Other than your bog-standard racing, there's a "challenge mode," in which you need to ram your opponent's trucks into oblivion to earn more points. Prizes (new tracks and trucks) are awarded when you get enough points in a challenge. Other challenges are jumping through rings and there's one other I can't remember now for some reason.

Multiplayer promeses a lot of fun, ramming and beating your friends in a race of big, turbo-powered pickup trucks.

Overall, I really enjoyed this game, as did my sister and father. It's a game that will really bring out your suppressed desires to ram the crap out of other people in a massive pickup truck.


Hope that made some sense. I'm sort of out of it this morning. ;)
Praxis wrote:What did you use to demo it? Just Wii Sports?
That's all I had, but it was enough :D

Posted: 2006-11-11 01:29pm
by Davis 51
I think I understand what you mean with the controls. I've seen vids of people playing it, so I understand how you hold it. What I am curious about is what the D-Pad does, besdes select options in the menu.

From the sound of it, my brother is gonna love it.

Posted: 2006-11-11 03:10pm
by Praxis
Davis 51 wrote:I think I understand what you mean with the controls. I've seen vids of people playing it, so I understand how you hold it. What I am curious about is what the D-Pad does, besdes select options in the menu.

From the sound of it, my brother is gonna love it.
The D-pad is turbo, assuming the Fusion Tour build I played last week was the final build.

EDIT:
ZOMG!

Excite Truck is the first Nintendo Wii game to support custom soundtracks. If you stick an SD card filled with MP3s, you can pull up the list of songs by pressing the "plus" key on the Wii Remote. The list can be 100 songs big; any more and the list will be cut off at a hundred. You can enable and disable the song tracks for the playlist.

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:13pm
by Mad
Fleet Admiral JD wrote:It's a game that will really bring out your suppressed desires to ram the crap out of other people in a massive pickup truck.
Sounds kind of like Burnout 3 (and Burnout Revenge), but with trucks instead of cars.

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:15pm
by Stark
Fuck America and their 'get ExciteTruck at launch unlike suck Australia'. :P

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:18pm
by weemadando
What what are we actually getting at launch?

Zelda? Wii Play? That's it isn't it?

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:19pm
by Stark
Yeah, the only launch titles in AU that are any good are Zelda, Red Steel... er... maybe Marvel if you like beaters... and that's it.

Fuck, eh? :)

EDIT: oh yeah, Wii Play. Sports is the packin... pffft. :)

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:23pm
by DPDarkPrimus
You guys get Wario Ware at launch.

Posted: 2006-11-11 09:25pm
by Stark
Yeah, thanks... no. No thanks.

We get Wario Lameshit instead of Trauma Centre and ExciteTruck. Fair trade? :)

There better not be any bullshit 'lolz AU never get's ET or TC because we hate you' stuff. GRRR.