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Yea, I'm holding you responsible for the law essay I'm now gonna fail... :P
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Faram must die. Horribly. Subjected to a daemon preferably.

I managed to die in level five.

Edit: Got to the sixth.

*checks posted time and current time.* Yes, fourty minutes is owed.
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And there goes tomorrow's Ph.D work - level 5 for me as well. Tomorrow, I shall defeat it, and get many disapproving looks from my supervisor.
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It's the TIE Fighter training level.
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I...got...*pant pant* to....*pant* Level...*pant pant* 5.....mouse....too *pant pant* Slow.
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Chardok wrote:I...got...*pant pant* to....*pant* Level...*pant pant* 5.....mouse....too *pant pant* Slow.
Yea, even at max it seems sluggish.
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Goddammit, 80% through Level 7...
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damit, I was actually going to pay attention in my CS class today ( :D yea right, like I couldn't passing CS with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back)
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Gah! I can make it most of the way through 8. Must... reach... final... level...
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I'm having terrible flashbacks to the Starfox Space Armada level. Gad, I loved the reactor runs....
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Vendetta wrote:It's the TIE Fighter training level.
Yep, but standalone, so it's cooler. :D
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They need to shade the blocks so it's easier to distinguish the openings from the wall. Stupid delayed-response, I got to level 4 without dying a single times then started crashing and burning.

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YES!

It took many attempts but i finaly completed it!

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Made it to Level 9 on my first try. Then I failed.
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Hah! My reaction time sucks worse than any of your reactions times! Ran out of missiles on Level 2 on my first try.
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I can't pay attention to the game because I like the music too much.
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Post by Adrian Laguna »

Ha-ha! My reflexes don't suck nearly as much as I thought. My second try also resulted in death in the second level, but I learned something important, touching the walls of the tube doesn't result in insta-death. So in my third try, I made it to the sixth level.

What always kills me, almost without fail, are the gates with the three circular holes.
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What always kills me, almost without fail, are the gates with the three circular holes.
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Post by Drooling Iguana »

I would've played it longer if there was an easy way to restart after dying. As it is I quit before getting through level 2 because it took too long to start a new game after I knew that I'd used up too many lives on one level to get through the rest.
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Is it wrong that it reminds me not only of TIE but Terminal Velocity?
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It is a lot like the tunnel sections of that game.
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Huh?

It's supposed to be hard?
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My mouse surface isn't good enough. I almost beat level 2. Also, saw this on http://www.addictinggames.com

EDIT: 85% of 4th
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Vanas wrote:I'm having terrible flashbacks to the Starfox Space Armada level. Gad, I loved the reactor runs....
It superficially resembles that, but I find the feel reminds me more of Venom.
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