White Sun: A Hearts of Iron Chinese AAR
Posted: 2007-01-27 05:12pm
White Sun
An After-Action Report of Kuomintang China in Hearts of Iron 2
The Beginning
The Kuomintang: A coalition of warlords, politicians, businessmen, and other, less respectable warlords. It currently claims to rule all of China, but reality is somewhat different. An assortment of warlord cliques, allied to some degree or another, control much of China. Even worse, the filthy communist Mao hides in the mountains with his inferior and stinky forces. We are going to root him out any day now.
The vast lands of KMT China:
Of course, this great nation is ruled by his Democratically Elected Without Rigged Votes or Voter Bullying Majesty for Life Chiang Kai-Shek. He's a pretty good ruler, assisted by a cabinet of geniuses, like these able administrators:
Meanwhile, the Great Wheels of Chinese Industry begin to turn. Some nations would be hampered by the fact that a full quarter of the populace is in open revolt and dissent, Chiang and the KMT see this as a fabulous opportunity to prove Chinese superiority by bravely ignoring necessities like troop build-up and reinforcement and hurling the might of the great nation into producing trinkets and gewgaws to calm our largely retarded peasant population:
Our best scientists are collaborating on a series of projects designed largely to ensure that our military and industry, in the words of the Great Chiang himself, "Stop sucking so much."
Our best trained peasants get right on it:
Our two best tech-teams are in action right now. One is a bit of masonry, the other, a German.
Operation Vacation's Over
The Great Vacation has been underway for some time. Forwards-thinking KMT officials have positioned the vast majority of the army far away from the front with the Communists, in a clever attempt to make it appear like we are not involved in a war after all, hence lulling the enemy into complacency. The Communists have complacently been kicking the living shit out of us for a while now, so Chiang has decided to attempt a small re-organization. This new doctrine concentrates our force by actually putting it in contact with the enemy! Truly, his wisdom knows no bounds.
Chiang's extremely able subordinates immediately draft a plan, notable not only for it's flawlessness, but it's inherent and beautiful simplicity:
Immediate Goals:
1. Reposition the Army to defeat the Communists in the mountains.
2. Get dissent down to manageable levels.
3. Replace the chorus of idiots, thieves, and gangsters who make up the cabinet with useful ministers.
4. Research infantry, industry, and land doctrine techs so that the army can be semi-modernized in time for the inevitable Japanese invasion. Interceptors will be necessary as well.
An After-Action Report of Kuomintang China in Hearts of Iron 2
The Beginning
The Kuomintang: A coalition of warlords, politicians, businessmen, and other, less respectable warlords. It currently claims to rule all of China, but reality is somewhat different. An assortment of warlord cliques, allied to some degree or another, control much of China. Even worse, the filthy communist Mao hides in the mountains with his inferior and stinky forces. We are going to root him out any day now.
The vast lands of KMT China:
Of course, this great nation is ruled by his Democratically Elected Without Rigged Votes or Voter Bullying Majesty for Life Chiang Kai-Shek. He's a pretty good ruler, assisted by a cabinet of geniuses, like these able administrators:
Meanwhile, the Great Wheels of Chinese Industry begin to turn. Some nations would be hampered by the fact that a full quarter of the populace is in open revolt and dissent, Chiang and the KMT see this as a fabulous opportunity to prove Chinese superiority by bravely ignoring necessities like troop build-up and reinforcement and hurling the might of the great nation into producing trinkets and gewgaws to calm our largely retarded peasant population:
Our best scientists are collaborating on a series of projects designed largely to ensure that our military and industry, in the words of the Great Chiang himself, "Stop sucking so much."
Our best trained peasants get right on it:
Our two best tech-teams are in action right now. One is a bit of masonry, the other, a German.
Operation Vacation's Over
The Great Vacation has been underway for some time. Forwards-thinking KMT officials have positioned the vast majority of the army far away from the front with the Communists, in a clever attempt to make it appear like we are not involved in a war after all, hence lulling the enemy into complacency. The Communists have complacently been kicking the living shit out of us for a while now, so Chiang has decided to attempt a small re-organization. This new doctrine concentrates our force by actually putting it in contact with the enemy! Truly, his wisdom knows no bounds.
Chiang's extremely able subordinates immediately draft a plan, notable not only for it's flawlessness, but it's inherent and beautiful simplicity:
Immediate Goals:
1. Reposition the Army to defeat the Communists in the mountains.
2. Get dissent down to manageable levels.
3. Replace the chorus of idiots, thieves, and gangsters who make up the cabinet with useful ministers.
4. Research infantry, industry, and land doctrine techs so that the army can be semi-modernized in time for the inevitable Japanese invasion. Interceptors will be necessary as well.