Insidious, evil Nintendo wants us to be not fat!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2007-10-05 03:23pm

FUCKING COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERS! They DARE announce a game that makes fitness fun?! I hope they all burn in hell.

Goddamned fucking Socialist Free-market hating Cock-goblin information HERE

Qwerty 42 · Post by **Qwerty 42** » 2007-10-05 03:49pm

Bah, WiiFit's ancient

Schuyler Colfax · Post by **Schuyler Colfax** » 2007-10-05 04:07pm

Threads like this just remind me that I still don't have a Wii.

Xisiqomelir · Post by **Xisiqomelir** » 2007-10-05 04:21pm

"Evil Nintendo" is my favourite new meme.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-05 06:12pm

It's less accurate than 'evil Apple' and more amusing than 'evil Vista'?

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 2007-10-05 08:09pm

Stark wrote:It's less accurate than 'evil Apple' and more amusing than 'evil Vista'?

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence (Vista).

Apple - Evil never looked so good.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-10-05 11:16pm

Qwerty 42 wrote:Bah, WiiFit's ancient

I knew about it before launch.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2007-10-06 02:46pm

Chardok wrote:FUCKING COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERS! They DARE announce a game that makes fitness fun?! I hope they all burn in hell.

Goddamned fucking Socialist Free-market hating Cock-goblin information HERE

Uhm...yeah. I played this back in July. Old.

Drowsong · Post by **Drowsong** » 2007-10-06 02:56pm

Just go jogging and lift weights

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2007-10-06 06:38pm

Drowsong wrote:Just go jogging and lift weights

Oh, yeah, hours of fun there.

It's not like positive reinforcement ever works...

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2007-10-06 07:41pm

I like that it'll be most effective with the young 'ns, which is what we need. Start at an early age, get the family involved. No more "hippopotamian land masses" hopefully.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-06 07:50pm

No, take fitness advice from a WoW player. You know it makes sense!

Can Praxis tell us anything about how interesting it is? I mean, making kids/old people more active is a good thing, but it has to actually be fun and have records, profiles, milestones etc. And probably a shooting section.

Drowsong · Post by **Drowsong** » 2007-10-06 07:53pm

Molyneux wrote:
Drowsong wrote:Just go jogging and lift weights
Oh, yeah, hours of fun there. It's not like positive reinforcement ever works...

Different people like different things. Those games don't look fun at all. While I admit that I don't like jogging (most of the time), I do like riding a bike, and I love lifting weights.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2007-10-06 07:55pm

If you say so, dear.

It probably does have the records, even WiiSports has that in their Training or whatever mode.

I should probably get my Wii back from my friend.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2007-10-06 08:00pm

Yeah, if they did the WiiSports thing and had messageboard updates on everyone's personal milestones, best times, etc that'd probably be a good thing.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2007-10-07 12:43am

Drowsong wrote:
Molyneux wrote:
Drowsong wrote:Just go jogging and lift weights
Oh, yeah, hours of fun there. It's not like positive reinforcement ever works...
Different people like different things. Those games don't look fun at all. While I admit that I don't like jogging (most of the time), I do like riding a bike, and I love lifting weights.

Lifting weights might be fun in its own way, but I'm looking forward to trying that soccer minigame.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2007-10-07 12:53am

That is the crappiest take on Dance Dance Revolution i have ever seen.

Zor

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2007-10-07 01:19am

I actually played a Wii for the first time ever yesterday. I played Wii tennis, which was sort of cool, as I play tennis in real life, so I caught on fast. But whenever I tried to do an over head or sidearm, I lost the game. Fucking Hell.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2007-10-07 03:35am

Stark wrote:No, take fitness advice from a WoW player. You know it makes sense!

Can Praxis tell us anything about how interesting it is? I mean, making kids/old people more active is a good thing, but it has to actually be fun and have records, profiles, milestones etc. And probably a shooting section.

It was actually quite challenging. I had fun with it, though I question the longevity. But if it's not too expensive, I'll probably buy it. If they can come up with enough minigames to keep it going, it might be the next Wii Sports...

That is the crappiest take on Dance Dance Revolution i have ever seen.

It's supposed to be step aerobics.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2007-10-07 04:14am

I recall reports from E3 that Square Enix were very interested in the fitness board's gameplay potential.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2007-10-07 04:49pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I recall reports from E3 that Square Enix were very interested in the fitness board's gameplay potential.

Yeah, in Dragon Quest Swords II they'll make you physically walk the entire kingdom in your quest.

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