StarDestroyer.Net BBS

With a kickass game like this, I see young children convert by the droves.

I don't see how any other game could even come close to this orgy of sound effects, ultra realistics graphics and original gameplay. And all that for just 17 bucks!

Get the game or demo here (seems to be down at the moment though)

I can't see the site right now, so please tell me that that video was something a Poser animator knocked up in 5 minutes for a prank, and the website something created to further the joke.

DaveJB wrote:I can't see the site right now, so please tell me that that video was something a Poser animator knocked up in 5 minutes for a prank, and the website something created to further the joke.

Site is up again.

God I hope it's meant satirical

"I like books about animals. Those other books are boring to me."

"Did Noah have creature racing ater the Great Flood?"

I had to stop watching because I couldn't stop laughing.

In it's defence, it has a part with a F4U Corsair bombing the shit out of them.

It's also highly scientific. What with the spaceshuttle on the moon

It had that rare combination of amusement, and face contorting horror at the revelation of a new depth of bad...

I mean... Those models and animations were out of date back in the PS1's day...

And... wow... the voice acting was so... I'm not sure you could find worse delivery if you tried. And the writer should probably be beaten with something ironic...

Well, the website's working now. I can't try out the demo (OS X apparently has no place in God's great plan), but I LOL'd hard at their "Awards" page, which has 10 or so awards proudly proclaiming that the game is... free of viruses and malware!

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this is seriously the best those fucknuggets can do, then they're doomed to go extinct! This is like asking a cricket phaser to penetrate the shields of an ISD!

EDIT: And the vid looks like something slapped together in an old version of Movie Maker. I'll bet that Poe can whip the pants off these guys in that department. LOLOLOL

There's no way that's anything but satire, it's too hilariously awesome. I mean, launching animals out of cannons and horses hijacking trains?

I particularly like the announcer's bored sounding voice-for some reason it reminds me of the song "Oh Yeah".

Must be really popular. I'm getting a Bandwidth Limit Exceeded error.

A little part of me just died. I think it was most of my braincells. I mean, ouch.