Crossroads attempts to "Win" MoO-III
Posted: 2010-06-07 03:42pm
Yes, THAT game. Widely regarded as one of the worst sequels of all time, the game that Killed the MoO franchise in more ways then one. All your favorite races? All dead. All the best aspects of the first two games? All gone! 500 micro-managing aspects you never asked for? Here ya go!
But hey, when it first came out, we were all excited, and I, like many others gave it my all.
For those that know the game, the easiest way to play is as the "Harvesters" Everyone hates you, but you get race bonuses up the ass and can out build, out research, and out manufacture everyone else. Perhaps the last game I played seriously had a custom Harvester race I called "The Dalek Imperium" I figured I'd play them like 'nice' Daleks, conquer the Galaxy, but be nice about, not carpet bombing every planet I came across. Well, 300 turns in I have a Nice set up. Already my ships tear ass over others, I've got 40 planets in 17 systems.
By turn 400 I have conquered nearly 1/4 of the whole Galaxy. this is a "Large" Galaxy too, for those that played the game, its freaking HUGE. So Its turn 400 and I have 1/4 of the galaxy, and best of all, there are only 3 ways into my space. SO I sat back, and let time past, No one could oppose my fleets, despite everyone hating me, and I slowly figured I'd research the crap out of as much as I could.
but time passes, the other races advance and spread, what was 10 races became just 5, and Three of those carved up much of the rest of the Galaxy. And of course, there are always spies. Bit by bit, year by year, your most powerful techs WILL be stolen, its only a matter of time. And slowly, eventually, larger fleets how up at my borders.
And then, around turn 750, I hit the Missile Paradox.
For those that have not played the game, the AI is an ass, it doesn't "cheat" outright, but it does thing you could never do. Chief among them, ESPECIALLY when it knows its out gunned and out manned, is missile spam. Missiles in MoO-3 are the ultimate weapon. The Computer over time would build Armadas, thats 12 fleets of 12 ships, and most of them are all missile ships. They warp in, fire all missiles, and then warp out.
Now, while retreating is a "Loss" for them, and they retreat from my system, often they would leave before my ships would ever see them. Meanwhile their missiles would 50/50 either be totally shot down, or, obliterator between two to three "fleets" or 24 to 36 high end expensive ships per fight.
it didn't take long of this for me to say "Fuck it" and give up MoO3 for good.
That was about four years ago.
In the past month, spurred by some odd masochistic urge perhaps, I dusted off my MoO discs, fired it up, and went over my old games. FInding the Dalek game, and taking in what had happened, something clicked in me. "Fuck it" I thought, I'm going to "win" this game.
In the past two weeks since then, I have waged unspeakable war upon the Galaxy. My mission? Bomb the fuck out of every habitable planet in the Galaxy. If I have the time, I might recolonize it. As previously explained, Full Fleet engagements are rare, the only time the enemy DON'T flee is usually if Im taking on an important planet of theirs. Of course their ships are nigh inexhaustible, one fleet had over 800 ships.
Yeah, apparently in the 400 or so turns of me letting them to their own before getting pissed off, apparently the two biggest races have between them close to 5000 ships total. But fck it. They can flee and run all they want, They may never run out of ships, but eventually they will run out of planets.
The casualties I no longer count, I am used to loosing up to 50 ships in an engagement, thats acceptable losses these days. My whole Empire is devoted to ship building now. Pollution? Feh, what does it mater any more, I can produce enough ships per turn to fill in the losses, the treasury is being spent into oblivion, but the taxes have been raised to tyrannical levels. The citizens don't revolt much since I have switched over to a total war Police state.
I tried to be nice, I did, for 400 turns I left the galaxy alone, I walled myself off to pursue enlightenment, Science, and explore life. But the galaxy wouldn't leave us alone, no, they couldn't stand to see the feared, scary 'evil' Harvesters living in harmony with all those that they had taken into their Empier, they could not stand to see such a horrid race live like Gods, they would not leave us alone.
And now, now they will all BURN because of it. World by World will either surrender or be wiped clean of Life till NOTHING Remains! Nothing but fleets of useless warships with no home, no support no where to go but Oblivion. And then at LAST will there be peace...
But hey, when it first came out, we were all excited, and I, like many others gave it my all.
For those that know the game, the easiest way to play is as the "Harvesters" Everyone hates you, but you get race bonuses up the ass and can out build, out research, and out manufacture everyone else. Perhaps the last game I played seriously had a custom Harvester race I called "The Dalek Imperium" I figured I'd play them like 'nice' Daleks, conquer the Galaxy, but be nice about, not carpet bombing every planet I came across. Well, 300 turns in I have a Nice set up. Already my ships tear ass over others, I've got 40 planets in 17 systems.
By turn 400 I have conquered nearly 1/4 of the whole Galaxy. this is a "Large" Galaxy too, for those that played the game, its freaking HUGE. So Its turn 400 and I have 1/4 of the galaxy, and best of all, there are only 3 ways into my space. SO I sat back, and let time past, No one could oppose my fleets, despite everyone hating me, and I slowly figured I'd research the crap out of as much as I could.
but time passes, the other races advance and spread, what was 10 races became just 5, and Three of those carved up much of the rest of the Galaxy. And of course, there are always spies. Bit by bit, year by year, your most powerful techs WILL be stolen, its only a matter of time. And slowly, eventually, larger fleets how up at my borders.
And then, around turn 750, I hit the Missile Paradox.
For those that have not played the game, the AI is an ass, it doesn't "cheat" outright, but it does thing you could never do. Chief among them, ESPECIALLY when it knows its out gunned and out manned, is missile spam. Missiles in MoO-3 are the ultimate weapon. The Computer over time would build Armadas, thats 12 fleets of 12 ships, and most of them are all missile ships. They warp in, fire all missiles, and then warp out.
Now, while retreating is a "Loss" for them, and they retreat from my system, often they would leave before my ships would ever see them. Meanwhile their missiles would 50/50 either be totally shot down, or, obliterator between two to three "fleets" or 24 to 36 high end expensive ships per fight.
it didn't take long of this for me to say "Fuck it" and give up MoO3 for good.
That was about four years ago.
In the past month, spurred by some odd masochistic urge perhaps, I dusted off my MoO discs, fired it up, and went over my old games. FInding the Dalek game, and taking in what had happened, something clicked in me. "Fuck it" I thought, I'm going to "win" this game.
In the past two weeks since then, I have waged unspeakable war upon the Galaxy. My mission? Bomb the fuck out of every habitable planet in the Galaxy. If I have the time, I might recolonize it. As previously explained, Full Fleet engagements are rare, the only time the enemy DON'T flee is usually if Im taking on an important planet of theirs. Of course their ships are nigh inexhaustible, one fleet had over 800 ships.
Yeah, apparently in the 400 or so turns of me letting them to their own before getting pissed off, apparently the two biggest races have between them close to 5000 ships total. But fck it. They can flee and run all they want, They may never run out of ships, but eventually they will run out of planets.
The casualties I no longer count, I am used to loosing up to 50 ships in an engagement, thats acceptable losses these days. My whole Empire is devoted to ship building now. Pollution? Feh, what does it mater any more, I can produce enough ships per turn to fill in the losses, the treasury is being spent into oblivion, but the taxes have been raised to tyrannical levels. The citizens don't revolt much since I have switched over to a total war Police state.
I tried to be nice, I did, for 400 turns I left the galaxy alone, I walled myself off to pursue enlightenment, Science, and explore life. But the galaxy wouldn't leave us alone, no, they couldn't stand to see the feared, scary 'evil' Harvesters living in harmony with all those that they had taken into their Empier, they could not stand to see such a horrid race live like Gods, they would not leave us alone.
And now, now they will all BURN because of it. World by World will either surrender or be wiped clean of Life till NOTHING Remains! Nothing but fleets of useless warships with no home, no support no where to go but Oblivion. And then at LAST will there be peace...