Today in fanish hilarity: Marvel Brothel (possibly NSFW)
Posted: 2010-12-19 04:40pm
Yup, now you have a change to run a brothel with the girls of the Marvel universe.
Before the mods rip me a new one, there is no graphic nudity in the game: if anything, the worst comes in occasional dialog with "bad" words (whore and fuck, oddly "naughty" words like tits and dicks don't show up). The most detailed graphics are low-res copy-pastes from the comics.
Now, the game sets you up as Xavier who one day wakes up and realizes that he had a misguided method to unite mutants and humans. He used violence to quell violence. So now, he decided to use love to make love. Oddly, the best idea that could come out is that to make a brothel out of mutants.
Yep. Xavier turned his shiny little head to pimpin'
Of course, hearing his radical new idea (and possibly an excuse to try a lifestyle that doesn't have a beating quota for a day), you have a set of girls that willingly agree to come along the idea. Yes, you heard me. You don't even have to pay them. As the game goes on, you'll have a few more girls coming along and you can even save buy hire more.
The game is a rather simple business sim: find a client, lead him to the left hallway and find a girl that matches the client's kinkiness and stamina. Upgrade the place to get Kingpin (who is only one among many to make a guest appearance) to advertise your place so you would get richer clients (and also set up a bar and a striptease strip). Sometimes the clients have special requests (I want a small girl = wasp, a woman of color = the only black girl in the entire room, etc).
You can get the game here, if it's still up. If not, simply google "Marvel Brothel" and you are bound to find it sooner or later.
I posted this out of curiosity as to what people here would have to say and because I just couldn't keep this hilarity to myself.
Tip: when hiring new girls, aim to get ones with high stamina, kinkiness secondary and appeal only thirdly. Joy is mostly irrelevant (just let the girls rest) and stick to having Rouge around for kicking unwanted people out until you have someone to replace her.