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Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:19pm
by Instant Sunrise
You are CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD of the FEDERATION STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. You are currently on the BRIDGE of the Enterprise. You have just left Starbase 47, and are current patrolling outside THE NEUTRAL ZONE.
Next to you is your executive officer COMMANDER WILLIAM T. RIKER and at the helm is your robot buddy, LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA.
What will you do?
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:22pm
by Chardok
I say
"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."
"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:35pm
by Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba
quickly retrieve arms from replicator
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:38pm
by The Vortex Empire
Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:40pm
by atg
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:quickly retrieve arms from replicator
You've already got arms, numbnuts!
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:42pm
by Uraniun235
"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:51pm
by Instant Sunrise
Chardok wrote:I say
"Data! Plot a course for Starbase 1, Warp 7! Then punch Riker in the balls."
"Number 1 - you will, without protest, allow Commander Data to punch you in the balls."
Data doesn't know what the fuck
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:quickly retrieve arms from replicator
You've already got arms numbnuts!
The Vortex Empire wrote:Tell Riker to shave off that pencil thin douchebag beard and grow a real mans beard, like that one he had back when it was live action.
you have hurt Riker's feelings, he runs off the bridge.
Uraniun235 wrote:"scan the neutral zone, mr. data"
Data begins the scan of the neutral zone. He says it will take several hours.
You are being hailed by another ship.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:54pm
by atg
Instant Sunrise wrote:You are being hailed by another ship.
Reverse the polarity of the photon modulator in the deflector dish to create some fireworks that say "wut up"
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 07:56pm
by Chardok
Hail the ship back!
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:01pm
by The Vortex Empire
tell riker over the intercom that he'd better have a real beard next time I see him or he's getting spaced
order the crew of the ship to point and laugh at rikers shameful ways
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:02pm
by OmegaChief
Order Mr Data to press the Large Red Button on his console... no not that one, the one just to the left.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:05pm
by Instant Sunrise
Chardok wrote:Hail the ship back!
It is THE ROMULANS. They are demanding that you assist them in locating another source of shoulderpads, or else there will be another war with the federation.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:07pm
by Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba
Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:10pm
by atg
Time travel to the 1980s.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:15pm
by Instant Sunrise
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Get Data to sew some shoulderpads for the Romulans
Data does not know how to sew shoulderpads.
atg wrote:Time travel to the 1980s.
MAKE.
IT.
SO.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:34pm
by Instant Sunrise
You arrive in 1980.
However, there is a BIRD OF PREY headed towards Earth.
What will you do?
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:35pm
by OmegaChief
Quickly fire on the Bird of prey, therefore preventing a hostile klingon takeover of poor defencless earth.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:36pm
by The Vortex Empire
After the bird of prey is destroyed, bring the whole crew to a Judas Priest concert on their british steel tour
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:42pm
by Chardok
Hail the Klingon ship, and tell the captain and the entire Klingon crew that they have been granted extended shore leave, but they have to make it back to q'onos in like 12 hours. There is also cake.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:51pm
by Instant Sunrise
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:54pm
by Chardok
"I am disappointed in you, Mister Data. You are relieved and confined to quarters."
"Number 1 - Please tell me a joke while I wait for the narrator to tell me what is happening now."
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 08:57pm
by aerius
Call Counsellor Troi to the bridge and retire to the ready room for some counselling.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 09:09pm
by FaxModem1
Use the scanners to locate a shoulder pads warehouse and beam aboard enough shoulder pads to fill up all the cargo bays.
Once that's done, time travel back to the 24th century to give the Romulans their new shoulder pads.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 09:10pm
by Instant Sunrise
MEANWHILE IN SPACE
An ANGRY ADMIRAL floats towards the Enterprise, his stolen spaceship, destroyed.
Re: Star Trek Paint Adventure
Posted: 2011-01-06 09:15pm
by The Vortex Empire
RAMMING SPEED TOWARDS THAT TINY MAN