[Let's Play] UFO: Alien Invasion
Posted: 2011-04-21 12:22am
WARNING! The following post contains foul language and violence. Reader discretion!
13 March 2084
(Recording of defense of Mars Dam, Belgium)
Eli: "All points on the ground. Aliens north of us on the other side of the dam. They know we're here. Braun! Secure that building!"
Braun: "Yes Sir!" (sounds of running) "Shit! Civilians GET OUT OF HERE! All of you! RUN!" (sounds of civilians yelling back – indistinct) "Building clear! All aliens on the other side!"
Eli: "Wan! Cover us! Everyone else, get inside!"
Wan: "Yes sir!"
(sound identified as Alien Plasma weapon)
(sound of civilian screaming)
Mao: "Shit! Civvie down! Fuckers are killing people! They're on the causeway!"
Mao: "Returning Fire!"
Mao: "Miss!"
Eli: "Firing!"
Eli: "Fuck!"
(sounds of rapid plasma fire)
Mao: "Ahhhg!"
Eli: "Man down! Mao's down!"
Braun: "Nini's hit! She's dead! Oh god! The smell..."
(Mao Pavluk and Nini Jesus: KIA)
Braun: "Eat grenade, Xeno!"
Braun: "Humanity – Fuck Yea!"
Rasha: "Advancing! BURN!"
Rasha: "Fucker's down! Bridge secure!"
Eli: "Alien beside the other access building! Firing!"
Eli: "Got'em! Alien fragged!"
Long shot from Firebird Dropship showing European Union forces crossing bridge. Wan Coffey(Sniper) is highlighted catching up on the left.
Nyssa: "Two more coming up on the other access! Intercepting!" (This drone shot shows that Nyssa(Flamethrower) is aware of the two humanoid aliens in front of her, but not the spider-like creature behind the crates. This is the only image of it alive we have.)
Nyssa: "Burn! AHHAHAHAHA! Fire beats everything!" (Nyssa swings to hit the farther away alien, catching the spider-like one as it comes around the crates) "Snap crackl...ghlgh"
Eli: "Damn it! It killed Nyssa! Shot her while on it was on fire! The bastard! Firing!"
Rasha: "NYSSA! Nyssa! Hang in there honey!" (sounds of crying) "Hang in there. please? Nyssa?"
(Nyssa Samusenko:KIA)
Wan: "Hey, this guy dropped his rifle... Is that a trigger? I wonder..."
Eli: "Outta ammo! Switching to sidearm!"
Braun: "Nade! Hit! That's a kill!"
Wan: "Hey, this is... easy. Trigger... stock... Is that an ammocell of some kind? I can use this."
Xavier: "NADE! TAKE COV..."
(sounds of explosion – Plasma Grenade?)
(Rasha Melton, Eli Chan, Uttamesh Braun, Xavier Rashid: KIA)
Wan: "ohgodohgodohgod. We can't beat them. They're gonna kill us all.. ohgod...!"
(Wan Coffey, panicing, is seen attempting to reach the extraction zone)
Wan: "can't let them get me. can't let them get me..."
Wan: "oh god, they're infront of me... They'll kill me..! No! NO!!!!!!"
(sound of frag grenade being primed)
(sound of explosion)
(Wan Coffey: KIA)
Director Jon Berry looked up from the recording at the new meat. "03 March. Mumbai. March 4th, Bonn. 8Th, Johannesburg and Bangkok on the 12th. Mankind has been at Total War since the 6th. In that time 95% of all human military action has been like that recording. We are losing, people.
"On the 16th 04:30 local time, another major incusrion happened in the NorthAm city of Toronto on the same scale as the initial attacks. The American responded with three 50mt nuclear devices, delivering 100% casualties. We estimate 6 million civillians, 15,000 Aliens by ship count and 3,000 military dead.
"There have been no further attacks, but we cannot know if they are gone for good. Therefore, the United Nations has reactivated Protocol PHALANX. As the spiritual successor to the Extra-Terrestrial Combat Unit, PHALANX is tasked with defending this world from all threats from beyond our world. The members of the UN are dickering with politics and posturing, thinking the destruction of the armada over Toronto was the end of it, but we will operate on the assumption that they are wrong.
"PHALANX is purely a volunteer force. Our weapons and armor will be optimized to fight the alien menace. We are extra-national in mandate and operational scope. We are the first-responders to any and all future alien incursions. We are to kill them stone-cold dead, find out where they are coming from, and kill them there as well. We are to protect our world come hell and high water.
"Failure means death. Now, who'll join?"
UFO: Alien Invasion is a freeware, open source X-COM clone found at http://ufoai.ninex.info/wiki/index.php/News. I'll be playing the game on the latest stable version, 2.3.1.
This is an audience participation LP. I'm looking for meatshields (as there are no vehicles available for combat yet), a couple pilots and the usual assortment of scientists and workers. The game is still being refined, but I will play it as far as I can until I lose (by unrecoverable losses) or until I reach as far as the game will allow. For that time, I will take directions from you, the participating audience, as to how best fight the alien menace, what to research, and how to equip my teams.
My planned update schedule will be twice a week, usually Monday for one, with the second update during the week. No pressures to put up new updates for me! Much.
Who's with me?
13 March 2084
(Recording of defense of Mars Dam, Belgium)
Eli: "All points on the ground. Aliens north of us on the other side of the dam. They know we're here. Braun! Secure that building!"
Braun: "Yes Sir!" (sounds of running) "Shit! Civilians GET OUT OF HERE! All of you! RUN!" (sounds of civilians yelling back – indistinct) "Building clear! All aliens on the other side!"
Eli: "Wan! Cover us! Everyone else, get inside!"
Wan: "Yes sir!"
(sound identified as Alien Plasma weapon)
(sound of civilian screaming)
Mao: "Shit! Civvie down! Fuckers are killing people! They're on the causeway!"
Mao: "Returning Fire!"
Mao: "Miss!"
Eli: "Firing!"
Eli: "Fuck!"
(sounds of rapid plasma fire)
Mao: "Ahhhg!"
Eli: "Man down! Mao's down!"
Braun: "Nini's hit! She's dead! Oh god! The smell..."
(Mao Pavluk and Nini Jesus: KIA)
Braun: "Eat grenade, Xeno!"
Braun: "Humanity – Fuck Yea!"
Rasha: "Advancing! BURN!"
Rasha: "Fucker's down! Bridge secure!"
Eli: "Alien beside the other access building! Firing!"
Eli: "Got'em! Alien fragged!"
Long shot from Firebird Dropship showing European Union forces crossing bridge. Wan Coffey(Sniper) is highlighted catching up on the left.
Nyssa: "Two more coming up on the other access! Intercepting!" (This drone shot shows that Nyssa(Flamethrower) is aware of the two humanoid aliens in front of her, but not the spider-like creature behind the crates. This is the only image of it alive we have.)
Nyssa: "Burn! AHHAHAHAHA! Fire beats everything!" (Nyssa swings to hit the farther away alien, catching the spider-like one as it comes around the crates) "Snap crackl...ghlgh"
Eli: "Damn it! It killed Nyssa! Shot her while on it was on fire! The bastard! Firing!"
Rasha: "NYSSA! Nyssa! Hang in there honey!" (sounds of crying) "Hang in there. please? Nyssa?"
(Nyssa Samusenko:KIA)
Wan: "Hey, this guy dropped his rifle... Is that a trigger? I wonder..."
Eli: "Outta ammo! Switching to sidearm!"
Braun: "Nade! Hit! That's a kill!"
Wan: "Hey, this is... easy. Trigger... stock... Is that an ammocell of some kind? I can use this."
Xavier: "NADE! TAKE COV..."
(sounds of explosion – Plasma Grenade?)
(Rasha Melton, Eli Chan, Uttamesh Braun, Xavier Rashid: KIA)
Wan: "ohgodohgodohgod. We can't beat them. They're gonna kill us all.. ohgod...!"
(Wan Coffey, panicing, is seen attempting to reach the extraction zone)
Wan: "can't let them get me. can't let them get me..."
Wan: "oh god, they're infront of me... They'll kill me..! No! NO!!!!!!"
(sound of frag grenade being primed)
(sound of explosion)
(Wan Coffey: KIA)
Director Jon Berry looked up from the recording at the new meat. "03 March. Mumbai. March 4th, Bonn. 8Th, Johannesburg and Bangkok on the 12th. Mankind has been at Total War since the 6th. In that time 95% of all human military action has been like that recording. We are losing, people.
"On the 16th 04:30 local time, another major incusrion happened in the NorthAm city of Toronto on the same scale as the initial attacks. The American responded with three 50mt nuclear devices, delivering 100% casualties. We estimate 6 million civillians, 15,000 Aliens by ship count and 3,000 military dead.
"There have been no further attacks, but we cannot know if they are gone for good. Therefore, the United Nations has reactivated Protocol PHALANX. As the spiritual successor to the Extra-Terrestrial Combat Unit, PHALANX is tasked with defending this world from all threats from beyond our world. The members of the UN are dickering with politics and posturing, thinking the destruction of the armada over Toronto was the end of it, but we will operate on the assumption that they are wrong.
"PHALANX is purely a volunteer force. Our weapons and armor will be optimized to fight the alien menace. We are extra-national in mandate and operational scope. We are the first-responders to any and all future alien incursions. We are to kill them stone-cold dead, find out where they are coming from, and kill them there as well. We are to protect our world come hell and high water.
"Failure means death. Now, who'll join?"
UFO: Alien Invasion is a freeware, open source X-COM clone found at http://ufoai.ninex.info/wiki/index.php/News. I'll be playing the game on the latest stable version, 2.3.1.
This is an audience participation LP. I'm looking for meatshields (as there are no vehicles available for combat yet), a couple pilots and the usual assortment of scientists and workers. The game is still being refined, but I will play it as far as I can until I lose (by unrecoverable losses) or until I reach as far as the game will allow. For that time, I will take directions from you, the participating audience, as to how best fight the alien menace, what to research, and how to equip my teams.
My planned update schedule will be twice a week, usually Monday for one, with the second update during the week. No pressures to put up new updates for me! Much.
Who's with me?