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In the name of Spam, STGOD's, and BIG GUNS!

Schwing.

Well, seriously, who should be the mod? And what OT threads are worthy of being moved here?

I formally request modhood, if only because I like games and have a lot of free time.

SirNitram wrote:In the name of Spam, STGOD's, and BIG GUNS!

Schwing.

*blocks sword blow, shoots nitram with a pistol*

Beowulf wrote:*blocks sword blow, shoots nitram with a pistol*

*rakes battlefield with MG42*

If you're going to bring a gun, bring a big gun.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*blocks sword blow, shoots nitram with a pistol*

*rakes battlefield with MG42*

If you're going to bring a gun, bring a big gun.

Like this?

*hauls out a Justicar Launcher, nukes the battlefield*

SirNitram wrote:

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*blocks sword blow, shoots nitram with a pistol*

*rakes battlefield with MG42*

If you're going to bring a gun, bring a big gun.

Like this?

*hauls out a Justicar Launcher, nukes the battlefield*

Dammit, I was about to break out Atomic Annie.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*blocks sword blow, shoots nitram with a pistol*

*rakes battlefield with MG42*

If you're going to bring a gun, bring a big gun.

*looks at bullet holes in clothing, just barely missing me*

Aw, crap... who brought the MG?

*looks around, sees Sanchez*

Oh, it's you. Eat plasma.

*shoots Pablo w/ trollverse blaster*

phongn wrote:

SirNitram wrote:

Pablo Sanchez wrote: *rakes battlefield with MG42*

If you're going to bring a gun, bring a big gun.

Like this?

*hauls out a Justicar Launcher, nukes the battlefield*

Dammit, I was about to break out Atomic Annie.

Hey, if you're going to nuke something, nuke it with style.

Check the STGOD Discussion thread I made, I want input on what our first one should be like.

Beowulf wrote:*shoots Pablo w/ trollverse blaster*

Pablo's armor dissipates the blast harmlessly, and his next machinegun burst is seen only as a single tracer intersecting Beowulf's body--with a dozen more rounds turning his torso to hamburger.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*shoots Pablo w/ trollverse blaster*

Pablo's stormie armor dissipates the blast harmlessly, and his next machinegun burst is seen only as a single tracer intersecting Beowulf's body--with a dozen more rounds turning his torso to hamburger.

Umm... trollverse blaster will actually emerge slightly behind the surface, and that was a full power blast, or 1.8 kT...

"I claim this forum for Mars. Isn't that delightful?"

Beowulf wrote:
Umm... trollverse blaster will actually emerge slightly behind the surface, and that was a full power blast, or 1.8 kT...

Alright then... I changed it to generic armor, referring specifically to the Guardian Sanchez's vast Outsider developed defenses... which make him tough enough to cause trouble for mid-level gods

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:*shoots Pablo w/ trollverse blaster*

Pablo's armor dissipates the blast harmlessly, and his next machinegun burst is seen only as a single tracer intersecting Beowulf's body--with a dozen more rounds turning his torso to hamburger.

Or at least it would, if they weren't ducted into hyperspace the moment they came within a millimeter of Beowulf's body... Now as for Pablo, he quickly found out what a hyper grenade would do to someone...

Beowulf wrote:Or at least it would, if they weren't ducted into hyperspace the moment they came within a millimeter of Beowulf's body... Now as for Pablo, he quickly found out what a hyper grenade would do to someone...

Someone who didn't telepathically bat the grenade away like a toy, anyway. Pablo then leapt up from concealment, determined to batter his enemy down with only his fists... and his contact armor.

With speed quickened by the force and technological enhancement, Pablo closed the distance in less than a quarter of a second. Then he swung one fist at his opponent. The incomprehensibly advanced Outsider suit detected the hyperspace duct, and activated it's Superdimensional Twist-o-matic, altering the laws of time and space to allow the fist to move through unimpeded.

Beowulf staggered back, nearly concussed, unable to respond. Pablo ignited his lightsaber, and--

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

Beowulf wrote:Or at least it would, if they weren't ducted into hyperspace the moment they came within a millimeter of Beowulf's body... Now as for Pablo, he quickly found out what a hyper grenade would do to someone...

Someone who didn't telepathically bat the grenade away like a toy, anyway. Pablo then leapt up from concealment, determined to batter his enemy down with only his fists... and his contact armor.

With speed quickened by the force and technological enhancement, Pablo closed the distance in less than a quarter of a second. Then he swung one fist at his opponent. The incomprehensibly advanced Outsider suit detected the hyperspace duct, and activated it's Superdimensional Twist-o-matic, altering the laws of time and space to allow the fist to move through unimpeded.

Beowulf staggered back, nearly concussed, unable to respond. Pablo ignited his lightsaber, and--

watched as the lightsabre exploded in his hand.

"You know you might want to make sure that your lightsabre doesn't short out..."

Beowulf then telekinetically pushed away Pablo.

HemlockGrey wrote:I formally request modhood, if only because I like games and have a lot of free time.

I will also throw my hat into the ring, as I want the bragging rights of being a mod. Here, take my hat. I don't want it anyway.

Beowulf wrote:"You know you might want to make sure that your lightsabre doesn't short out..."

Beowulf then telekinetically pushed away Pablo.

After a few metre's tumble, Pablo steadied himself.

"Lucky," he said simply.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:I formally request modhood, if only because I like games and have a lot of free time.

I will also throw my hat into the ring, as I want the bragging rights of being a mod. Here, take my hat. I don't want it anyway.

*grabs hat and tosses it into orbit*

Wrong thread. See the official modship request thread.