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The First of the Gaming Jokes thread.

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Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.
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SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.

:shock:

That takes the term joystick a tad too far.
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Hehehe, yay to sick perverted jokes.
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Bwa! Haha! HAHAHA! :twisted:
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SolidSnake wrote:Johnny: My sister used the computer again.

Billy: <looks at computer, finds nothing to suggest that Johnny's sister used the pc.

Billy: How do you know, Johnny?

Johnny: The fucking joystick is soaked.
Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

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God, I'm such a nerd.
Yeah, well, aren't we all.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

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God, I'm such a nerd.
LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!
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Well, onto more jokes.

Anyone like to go into multi-player servers, pitch a tent and build a fire? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA (fart)
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LOL... :lol: I guess mentioning the All your base video would be suitable at this point... :lol:
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SolidSnake wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Man, a pic or vid of that would be the sexiest thing on the net.
Only if it had force feedback. :)

...

God, I'm such a nerd.
LMAO. That reminds me of that harry potter broom toy that vibrates.

My 17 year old daughter loves this toy! She puts it between her legs, and flys around all day!
ROFL! I remember that! Hehehe, so SO wrong.
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I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
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XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html



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XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
That's just plain wierd....
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Whoah. :shock:
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:shock: Uh....er....um...wow....inovative....
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I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:

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I think 'Jane' deserves some kind of Girl Gamer award for making good, if unusual use of gaming equipment...
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XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
*Bursts out in laughter. Looks at everyone who is stunned.*

Well I thought it was funny....
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Exonerate wrote:I remember playing a 3 vs. 3 game of shared bases in SC... We attacked, but then one of the enemies used a nuke on the bridge, so we retreated. Then the enemy advanced, and the nuke came down.

Guess what happened :twisted:
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XaLEv wrote:I must post this again: http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives ... rator.html
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