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Meet Our Newest Recruit!
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:08am
by Darth Garden Gnome
The tide of the war turns on ye MODs, for a new recruit has joined the ranks! Meet Agent Fisher - Cheif of Espionoge. With our newest spy at our command, all your once "sensitive" information about your plans will be revealed. For this one is clever. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is prepared to fight and die for the Gnomish Empire if neccesary. Not that that'll happen though, he's too well trained for that.
RougeIce (Grand Vizier of the Gnomish Hordes) would be proud. For this day the Gnomish Empire is reborn stronger, faster, better than it was before.
Watch out MODs, Agent Fisher is watching.
PH34R
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:14am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Is this some STGOD thing? If not then, *launches nukes randomly*
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:15am
by Darth Garden Gnome
JediNeophyte wrote:Is this some STGOD thing? If not then, *launches nukes randomly*
Nope, it was to introduce our lastest recruit to the Secret Gnome Revolution, but apparently our newest applicant had matters to deal with elsewhere....
That said,
*shoots down Neophyte's nukes*
Re: Meet Our Newest Recruit!
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:33am
by Hotfoot
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:The tide of the war turns on ye MODs, for a new recruit has joined the ranks! Meet Agent Fisher - Cheif of Espionoge. With our newest spy at our command, all your once "sensitive" information about your plans will be revealed. For this one is clever. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is prepared to fight and die for the Gnomish Empire if neccesary. Not that that'll happen though, he's too well trained for that.
RougeIce (Grand Vizier of the Gnomish Hordes) would be proud. For this day the Gnomish Empire is reborn stronger, faster, better than it was before.
Watch out MODs, Agent Fisher is watching.
PH34R
Ahem.
I'm afraid that Agent Sam Fisher has long been under my employ, and his loyalty is unwavering.
That being said...
Re: Meet Our Newest Recruit!
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:36am
by Darth Garden Gnome
You can have, "Sam" Fisher, for this is "Anget" Fisher (newest member of SD.Net). And I'm afraid that his skills are not only superior, but when outfitted with Gnomish hardware, he becomes the most versitile spy in the known mulitverse.
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:40am
by Ghost Rider
Somehow don't think Anget Fisher is going to be as good as the real deal.
What is an Anget anyways...some strange fish or perhaps breed of Yak?
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:42am
by Darth Garden Gnome
Ghost Rider wrote:Somehow don't think Anget Fisher is going to be as good as the real deal.
What is an Anget anyways...some strange fish or perhaps breed of Yak?
You'll see, once Anget is on you, you'll
wishit was only Sam.
As for the name itself, I have no idea. I've only spoken to him in three posts, I believe.
Re: Meet Our Newest Recruit!
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:52am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You can have, "Sam" Fisher, for this is "Anget" Fisher (newest member of SD.Net). And I'm afraid that his skills are not only superior, but when outfitted with Gnomish hardware, he becomes the most versitile spy in the known mulitverse.
I disagree. I find my 0.5mm mechanical pencil to be far superior.
Re: Meet Our Newest Recruit!
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:54am
by Hotfoot
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You can have, "Sam" Fisher, for this is "Anget" Fisher (newest member of SD.Net). And I'm afraid that his skills are not only superior, but when outfitted with Gnomish hardware, he becomes the most versitile spy in the known mulitverse.
The very name "
Anget Fisher" just makes the baby jesus cry.
Me, I'll be laughing my ass off over there.
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:56am
by weemadando
Mr 47 will deal with Anget Fisher and put down this petty uprising.
Posted: 2003-04-30 01:58am
by Spanky The Dolphin
So, um, is "agent" supposed to be mispelled in his name?
Posted: 2003-04-30 12:45pm
by phongn
SPAM
Gnome, there didn't quite seem to be any real content about this post, other than bizarre and random spam. Thus, I close. - Phong