Fun Little Game Where You Push a Man Down the Stairs

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Fun Little Game Where You Push a Man Down the Stairs

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Yesterday on Home of the Underdogs, a website that centered on underrated PC games, I found a really fun game called Porrasturvat (Stair Dismount).

Basically, you choose the angles , location, and power to push or throw a man down a flight of stairs, trying to inflict as much damage as possible.

There aren't any bugs that I know, and it's pretty small so go ahead and check it out:

http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=3740
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Gee... I think I've seen this posted... oh... 3 times before?
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Biida!! :P

Sorry, I didn't know that.
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Post by Utsanomiko »

I've certainly never seen it before.

Fun game. I got 90,000 points as my top-score. Damn, that must've been 24,000 damage in head-trauma.

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Post by Oberleutnant »

Hey, I had not noticed this game before this. :) The translated English name doesn't have much to do with the original name though...

What are your best scores? I've been playing for couple minutes now and just got 42772 points.

Edit: 90,000 points? Crap...
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Actually, my highest is 119,746. The guy landed on his head at least twice (I think his head and neck received at least 16,000 damage each).
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How are you pushing him??

My top is 80 020, with 25000 on the head.
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Er...I have a VERY dumb question
Where's the download button? I can't find it. :oops: :oops:

Crap. Nevermind, found it. :banghead:
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Grr. My top score is but a mere 63,000.

Say, what's your lowest score? Mine was 21.
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Holy! 100,123 points on the first push! :D 8)

Then 2,350 on the next..
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Grr. My top score is but a mere 63,000.

Say, what's your lowest score? Mine was 21.
High score ninety-something thousand. Low score = 0.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

The only problem I have with the game is that I found it on Monday, and I still have finals this week. Oh well... :roll:

Damn, this game is infectious. :mrgreen:

My highest is about 92k something.

Oh, and a small tip if you didn't know: you can use the arrow keys to fine-tune the angles of the um, "pushing arrow".
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This certainly the best Finnish game since Max Payne! :twisted: However, compared to you guys, I suck! My best score is mere 63k, but my lowest was 0 as well (the guy landed softly on his arse).

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Post by Falcata »

I don't know if it has been updated but there used to be a bug in it.

If you pushed almost straigth down on his lower leg he would fall down the stairs, but his leg stayed up and took massive damage.
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Falcata wrote:I don't know if it has been updated but there used to be a bug in it.

If you pushed almost straigth down on his lower leg he would fall down the stairs, but his leg stayed up and took massive damage.
Yeah that happened to me, too, but it didn't really give me a huge boost before stopping.
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Heh, I love that game. My friends are obsessed with it too.
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