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[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...
Posted: 2003-05-21 07:53pm
by RogueIce
We have...returned...
DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:02pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
With a vengeance to match.
GNOMISH HITLIST:
Straha: for spreading the evils of Janeway...erg...
Alyrium Denryle: The TGOD thread gone and the temporary alliance over, the Gnomish Hordes have a score to settle.
Darth Fanboy: For his mockery!
More to come later; now I must bid you a-do. RL calls I'm afraid. My Grand Vizier will carry on until my return.
DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:04pm
by Shinova
Is this something we should be concerned about???
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:16pm
by RogueIce
Shinova wrote:Is this something we should be concerned about???
ADDITION TO HITLIST:
Shinova - For questioning us. Or something like that.
Anyway, yes. Be afraid. Be very afraid...
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:39pm
by irishmick79
Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:45pm
by RogueIce
irishmick79 wrote:Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
That's what happens when you call us "cute" and you're not a female.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you male SD.Netters.
Posted: 2003-05-21 08:59pm
by Montcalm
"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies".
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:01pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
[homer] Hehe, look at all the funny little midgets... *Starts smashing gnomes* Wait, OMG, THEY MOVE!!!!!! "Noo, Noo, please stop" *gurgle gasp* [/homer]
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:10pm
by RogueIce
Montcalm wrote:"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies".
You can never get all of us! Fool, now you shall DIE!
*sends wave after wave of Gnomes to swarm over Montcalm*
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:14pm
by Montcalm
RogueIce wrote:Montcalm wrote:"Smashy smashy crush the gnomies".
You can never get all of us! Fool, now you shall DIE!
*sends wave after wave of Gnomes to swarm over Montcalm*
Bwahahahahahahahaha i laugh at you pityfull atempt to kill me,smashy smashy pulverise the gnomes.
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:40pm
by Darth Yoshi
Awww...they're so CUUUUUTE! Especially the way they rend their victims limb from limb...crap. *warps out of thread*
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:44pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Chewbacca likes gnomes. They're bite-sized!
Tiny hammers good for cleaning teeth.
Posted: 2003-05-21 09:45pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
AWWW LOOKA DA CUTE WIDDLE GNOMY GNOMES!!! Their Gnomish Shortswords of Stubbyness are soooo cute! *swipe!*
Uh oh, I'm outta here!
*jumps into his Camaro's cockpit and blasts off!!*
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:09pm
by Darth Fanboy
Bwahahahahaha! Thats cute thats really cute! I mean look at them they've even got litle red wings jerseys and everything!
*Gnomish horde halted by J.S. Giguerre*
AhahahhAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You kids have fun with your Gnomeing or whatever it is you do, I have to find out who the DUCKS are playing for the STANLEY CUP!
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:12pm
by irishmick79
Fanboy, I feel compelled to remind you of something....
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:24pm
by SirNitram
Oh, look. Puny mortals. Finally, a chance to properly test my new form's capabilities.
*Transforms into jet mode and strafes the Gnomes with HADOKENs*
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:36pm
by Captain tycho
Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth?
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:39pm
by Montcalm
Captain tycho wrote:Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth?
You`ll have to go in a special shrinking machine.
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:40pm
by RogueIce
Captain tycho wrote:Tell me, what does it take to join the Gnomish hordes in their brutal conquest of Earth?
Well, you can sell your soul to DGG, have yourself transformed into a Gnome, or just post a reply saying you wish to join and put it in your sig. We'll come up with a position for you to put in there.
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:43pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Joining the Gnomes might be fun.... Im already almost short enough (5'4" , or something like that).... can I join?
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:46pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Can I be the "Star Center for the Gnomish Basketball Team"?
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:50pm
by RogueIce
You can all join! The more, the quicker we take over the World! Or at least convince Wong to give us our own Usergroup.
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:52pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
JOY! Can I be Gnomish Admiral and command a Gnome-sized SSD?
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:55pm
by RogueIce
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:JOY! Can I be Gnomish Admiral and command a Gnome-sized SSD?
Sure thing! And it'll have Uber-Culture Tech and R/UR Fields up the Wazoo as well!
All a product of great GNOMICON tinkering!
Posted: 2003-05-21 10:58pm
by neoolong
RogueIce wrote:irishmick79 wrote:Awwww, how cute, lookey at all the gnomes....they only come up to my ankles...I think I'll.....hey, wait a minute....OH GOD! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
That's what happens when you call us "cute" and you're not a female.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you male SD.Netters.
So should we call you ugly?