The Sims: Stormtrooper Operation (Day 02, pic heavy)

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The Sims: Stormtrooper Operation (Day 02, pic heavy)

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I figured posting the second half ofThe Sims Stormtrooper log in the same thread would be bad for my bandwidth and yours, so I've posted the rest here. Give me some time and I'll keep you up with the Binkses, too.


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Day 02, 0700 hours. TK-299's operation commences preciesly in one hour. TK-500 has been ordered by TK-101 to brief and equip TK-299 properly for this operation. TK-500's first order of action will be hauling TK-299's lazy ass out of bed.

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Day 02, 0800 hours. TK-299's operation. Unidentified wheeled vehicle has arrived at the front entrance.
0812 hours. Wheeled vehicle has been identified as transport to the Daredevil job. TK-299 has boarded the transport.

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Day 02, 0939 hours. Another newspaper has been left at Front Entrance. Jobs within new newspaper are identical to jobs listed in newspaper obtained on day 01.

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Day 02, 1243 hours. Trash situation escalating. Galley will require cleaning.

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Day 02, 1501 hours. TK-299 has completed his operation. The daredevil job has paid him $175 and expects him back tomorrow. Due to our current finantial situation, all other personel (excluding TK-101) will be asigned to the samejob or a similar job in tomorrow's newspaper, at approximately 0900 hours.

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Day 02, 1710 hours. Still no further orders from Command. No new supplies issued. Stormtrooper Bob still without an issued uniform or armor.

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Day 02, 2125 hours. End of Day 02's operations. TK-101's first and second choices for beds have been taken. The bastards.

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Day 03, 0031 hours. Intruder has entered the Front Entrance. Base has upgraded to Yellow Alert. Intruder's intentions are unknown. Weapon supply is non-existant and therefore cannot be used to simply vape intruder's punk-ass. TK-421 has been assigned to monitor intruder's actions.

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Day 03, 0033 hours. Surveilance image of intruder. Intruder appears to be stealing items from the galley. Base has ubgraded to Red Alert. Indruder has been deemed hostile and attempts at aprehension will be made.

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Day 03, 0045 hours. Failed to aprehend intruder. Toaster oven and coffee-maker have been stolen from the base. Request for E-11 blaster rifles has been filed a second time.

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Day 03, 204 hours. Local law enforcement agent has arrived at front entrance. Their actual enforcement power seem limited, and have refused our offer to personally track down intruder.

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Day 03, 0614 hours. New day of operations has begun. TK-3827 and TK-500 have started their galley duties. TK-299's second Daredevil operation will commence in under 2 hours. New newspaper is expected to arrive at 0900. Still awaiting contact with Imperial Command.
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It's hilarious! I laughed my ass off the second time this day...

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Simply great! Keep those diaries coming!
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Damn, this is making me want to play the Sims again, if only I could remember where I put the disk....
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:lol: It's funny how they always have those helmets on. And it's funny how the burglar can stuff everything from a plant to a plasma TV into that bag of his.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote::lol: It's funny how they always have those helmets on. And it's funny how the burglar can stuff everything from a plant to a plasma TV into that bag of his.
Well, except the poor saps who didn't get helmets. :wink:

Though they always wear their gloves, even while showering or sleeping. It would have been funny if the model included its own sleepwear, that was white footy pajamas with a big Imperial Emblem on the front. :)

Anywho, I'm glad that the response is positive. I'll see about playing through Day 03 and getting logs for them up tomorrow.
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Hehehe, very funny.
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2000AD wrote:This is gold!Now all you need to do is track down the Thrawn skin !
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ROFL!

Damn now I just have to dust off my old copy of the sims...
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Faram wrote:Damn now I just have to dust off my old copy of the sims...
I just did so :D

*proceeds to decorate house*
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