The Sims: A day in the life of Jar-Jar Binks (pic heavy)
Posted: 2003-09-15 01:46am
Ok, this is a bit like my Stormtrooper family done earlier this week, but with a weirder twist. This one centers around the Binks family, which includes Jar-Jar and his two human roommates, Emily and Nancy. Jar-Jar has some kind of office Executive job, while Nancy and Emily stay at home (though Nancy does paint and selll artwork, additionally)
Evidently, There's a hot, seamy relationship going on between Jar-Jar and both Nancy and Emily. I forget the exact extent of Nancy and Emily's relationship, but I do believe they're a little closer than you'd imagine for just two women riding the same Gungan's little kaduu.
Nancy pretty much sleeps in Jar-Jar's room (with the yellow wallpaper), but I think sometimes Jar-Jar will sleep with Emily. It's a bit sketchy, but they like to swap around alot if I recall.
Anyway, unlike the Stormtrooper 'operation', I started and ran this household for quite a while without intending an interesting photo journal. But then it hit me; I asked my self:
"Self, if it's a photo album about Jar-Jar, why not make it written by Jar-Jar? Everybody loves the way Jar-Jar talks! You can go back and rewite the captions for existing pics, and then do a Day in The Life-style journal!"
And so it goes. Again, captions below the pics.
"Mmm, mesa loooove Emily. Bein' gettin late-nights snackses."
"Ohhh, mesa an' Nancy gotsa some lovin' an' sa mackin goin' up on, too!"
"Itsa burgerler! Be takin' oursa chezboard!! Baaaaaad bombin'!"
"Yippee! Da burgerler been caught-sa!"
"Mesa hatin' flamingoes! Dem bein' kickified!"
And now,
A Day in The Life of Jar-Jar Binks
"Itsa startin' a fresh-a new day!"
"Dontsa bein' lookyin' at mysa bum! Cheeky monkies!"
"Whee, mesa gettin' squeaky-cleany and a spring-timer's freshen!"
"Itsa breaksafast! Wesa chowin' onsa eggses and bakey! Yumza!!"
"Da carpool ben already pullin' up! Mesa betta be rushin'!"
"Mesa bein' offs to da office! gotsa files dem reportses. Hopen da Emily an' sa Nancy bein' doin' okeyday witsa Jar-Jar out."
"Watsa mean Isa be ridin' 'bitch'?! Scoochen dem over!"
(Yeah, Jar-Jar, theysa be doin' okeyday without you)
"Eww, what are these, bacon-bits?
...I keep telling him not to eat in bed."
"So, how was he last night? Did he do 'the swirl', or just finish with that knuckle thing?"
"The swirl, but to be honest, it was kinda bland this time. It serriously sorta felt like being probed by aliens."
"Heyo, heyo! Mesa back!"
"How comesa Ahmed Best never besa in da papers desa days?"
"Ohh, yousa makin' da smartza movin'! Waitdaminnut, howza da horsey-thing bein movin' agains?"
"Howza 'bouts a little sugar before wesa hits da sack?"
(Having a dream about Jar-Jar. Most likely, not the same kind of dream you've had about him.)
(Two nights in a row? You little minx...)
"Its bein' a freshen new day again-za!"
"Wahh! Yousa damn flammingo be messin' mysa day up agains! Mesa kickify agains, den yousa be crunchimicated royally!! Wah wah whrrahh!!!"
Evidently, There's a hot, seamy relationship going on between Jar-Jar and both Nancy and Emily. I forget the exact extent of Nancy and Emily's relationship, but I do believe they're a little closer than you'd imagine for just two women riding the same Gungan's little kaduu.
Nancy pretty much sleeps in Jar-Jar's room (with the yellow wallpaper), but I think sometimes Jar-Jar will sleep with Emily. It's a bit sketchy, but they like to swap around alot if I recall.Anyway, unlike the Stormtrooper 'operation', I started and ran this household for quite a while without intending an interesting photo journal. But then it hit me; I asked my self:
"Self, if it's a photo album about Jar-Jar, why not make it written by Jar-Jar? Everybody loves the way Jar-Jar talks! You can go back and rewite the captions for existing pics, and then do a Day in The Life-style journal!"
And so it goes. Again, captions below the pics.
"Mmm, mesa loooove Emily. Bein' gettin late-nights snackses."
"Ohhh, mesa an' Nancy gotsa some lovin' an' sa mackin goin' up on, too!"
"Itsa burgerler! Be takin' oursa chezboard!! Baaaaaad bombin'!"
"Yippee! Da burgerler been caught-sa!"
"Mesa hatin' flamingoes! Dem bein' kickified!"
And now,
A Day in The Life of Jar-Jar Binks
"Itsa startin' a fresh-a new day!"
"Dontsa bein' lookyin' at mysa bum! Cheeky monkies!"
"Whee, mesa gettin' squeaky-cleany and a spring-timer's freshen!"
"Itsa breaksafast! Wesa chowin' onsa eggses and bakey! Yumza!!"
"Da carpool ben already pullin' up! Mesa betta be rushin'!"
"Mesa bein' offs to da office! gotsa files dem reportses. Hopen da Emily an' sa Nancy bein' doin' okeyday witsa Jar-Jar out."
"Watsa mean Isa be ridin' 'bitch'?! Scoochen dem over!"
(Yeah, Jar-Jar, theysa be doin' okeyday without you)
"Eww, what are these, bacon-bits?
...I keep telling him not to eat in bed."
"So, how was he last night? Did he do 'the swirl', or just finish with that knuckle thing?"
"The swirl, but to be honest, it was kinda bland this time. It serriously sorta felt like being probed by aliens."
"Heyo, heyo! Mesa back!"
"How comesa Ahmed Best never besa in da papers desa days?"
"Ohh, yousa makin' da smartza movin'! Waitdaminnut, howza da horsey-thing bein movin' agains?"
"Howza 'bouts a little sugar before wesa hits da sack?"
(Having a dream about Jar-Jar. Most likely, not the same kind of dream you've had about him.)
(Two nights in a row? You little minx...)
"Its bein' a freshen new day again-za!"
"Wahh! Yousa damn flammingo be messin' mysa day up agains! Mesa kickify agains, den yousa be crunchimicated royally!! Wah wah whrrahh!!!"
Jar Jar in a business suit...