The Sims: Stormtrooper Operation Day 03 (pic heavy)
Posted: 2003-09-15 11:43pm
Once again, continuing from Day One and Day Two, I have finally hit a point of boredom sufficient enough for me to run through and create entries for Day 03 of the Stormtrooper's operation.
As usual, captions are below their accompanying picture.
Day 03, 0819 hours. Transport to Daredevil job has arrived. TK-299 is to get out of the shower and board transport immediately.
Day 03, 0903 hours. TK-299 took his damn sweet time in making sure he was clean for the dareveil operation, and managed to get onboard just before it left. TK-299's poor preparation time is being reviewed by TK-101 and TK-3827.
Day 03, 0926 hours. New newspaper has arrived at the front entrance, 26 minutes later than estimated. Acessment of avalable jobs shall now commence.
Day 03, 1012 hours. Asessment of jobs has been completed. Stormtrooper Bob, TK-3827, and TK-421 have taken on the job of daredevil. Their operation will take place in conjunction with TK-299's projected Day 04 operation, starting 0800 hours.
Day 03, 1354 hours. TK-101 and TK-3827 have finished reviewing TK-299's poor preparation time for this morning's operartion. The decision has been made that all personell not actively particiapting in an operation shall be assigned the task of ensuring that all active personell are sufficinetly prepared.
Day 03, 1500 hours. TK-299 has returned from today's operation with $175.
Day 03, 1508 hours. New funds have been delegated to the purchase of new microwave oven and coffee maker. Stormtrooper Bob's dismissal from galley duties has been updated to include barred usage of microwave oven.
Day 03, 1618 hours. Incoming communication via audio transceiver. Base commanders TK-101 and TK-299 are occupied with analyzing televised boradcast of 'Oprah'. TK-500 has taken the task of intercepting the transmission. Source of transmission is currently unknown.
Day 03, 1627 hours. Transmission source has been established as civilian Ami Jorgenson. Civilian expresses concern that TK-421 has not been able to contact her, due to his current service in the Imperial forces.
Day 03, 1752 hours. Dinner has been served in the galley. Due to unexpected shortage in supply of Imperial Margarine, meal plan has been altered from 'scalloped potatoes and microwaved turkey' to 'chicken nuggets and pringles'.
Day 03, 2206 hours. Science-fiction program broadcasted on station UPN known as "Enterprise" has been analyzed and identified as 'lame'. Small-scale Imperial strikeforce would be more than sufficient to elmininate any opposition managable from such a weak civilization as presented.
Day 03, 2219 hours. Secondary restoom facility's toilet has most certainly *not* been flushed since last usage. Whomever failed to do so is just plain disgusting.
Day 03, 2250 hours. TK-101 signing off for the day. All further entries will be filed by TK-299.
Day 03, TK-299's entry. This base is too tiny and there's nothing interesting to do, but at least there's not a lot of duties to be done and the daredevil job's easy, so I guess it's ok. Oh yeah, and late-night television is 'the shiznit' (that means it's cool, from what I've picked up). If I get to keep wathcing this stuff I think I'll be able to stand this place, even if the toilets don't flush well.
Day 04, 0043 hours. I'd stay up watching more TV, but I've got work tomorrow and I'm already too tired to barely stand. I don't know why i'm wasting time entering this log in even, I must not be thinknig straight or something. Dammit, I'm still doing it.
As usual, captions are below their accompanying picture.
Day 03, 0819 hours. Transport to Daredevil job has arrived. TK-299 is to get out of the shower and board transport immediately.
Day 03, 0903 hours. TK-299 took his damn sweet time in making sure he was clean for the dareveil operation, and managed to get onboard just before it left. TK-299's poor preparation time is being reviewed by TK-101 and TK-3827.
Day 03, 0926 hours. New newspaper has arrived at the front entrance, 26 minutes later than estimated. Acessment of avalable jobs shall now commence.
Day 03, 1012 hours. Asessment of jobs has been completed. Stormtrooper Bob, TK-3827, and TK-421 have taken on the job of daredevil. Their operation will take place in conjunction with TK-299's projected Day 04 operation, starting 0800 hours.
Day 03, 1354 hours. TK-101 and TK-3827 have finished reviewing TK-299's poor preparation time for this morning's operartion. The decision has been made that all personell not actively particiapting in an operation shall be assigned the task of ensuring that all active personell are sufficinetly prepared.
Day 03, 1500 hours. TK-299 has returned from today's operation with $175.
Day 03, 1508 hours. New funds have been delegated to the purchase of new microwave oven and coffee maker. Stormtrooper Bob's dismissal from galley duties has been updated to include barred usage of microwave oven.
Day 03, 1618 hours. Incoming communication via audio transceiver. Base commanders TK-101 and TK-299 are occupied with analyzing televised boradcast of 'Oprah'. TK-500 has taken the task of intercepting the transmission. Source of transmission is currently unknown.
Day 03, 1627 hours. Transmission source has been established as civilian Ami Jorgenson. Civilian expresses concern that TK-421 has not been able to contact her, due to his current service in the Imperial forces.
Day 03, 1752 hours. Dinner has been served in the galley. Due to unexpected shortage in supply of Imperial Margarine, meal plan has been altered from 'scalloped potatoes and microwaved turkey' to 'chicken nuggets and pringles'.
Day 03, 2206 hours. Science-fiction program broadcasted on station UPN known as "Enterprise" has been analyzed and identified as 'lame'. Small-scale Imperial strikeforce would be more than sufficient to elmininate any opposition managable from such a weak civilization as presented.
Day 03, 2219 hours. Secondary restoom facility's toilet has most certainly *not* been flushed since last usage. Whomever failed to do so is just plain disgusting.
Day 03, 2250 hours. TK-101 signing off for the day. All further entries will be filed by TK-299.
Day 03, TK-299's entry. This base is too tiny and there's nothing interesting to do, but at least there's not a lot of duties to be done and the daredevil job's easy, so I guess it's ok. Oh yeah, and late-night television is 'the shiznit' (that means it's cool, from what I've picked up). If I get to keep wathcing this stuff I think I'll be able to stand this place, even if the toilets don't flush well.
Day 04, 0043 hours. I'd stay up watching more TV, but I've got work tomorrow and I'm already too tired to barely stand. I don't know why i'm wasting time entering this log in even, I must not be thinknig straight or something. Dammit, I'm still doing it.
Oh well~Jason
It's what made the first two funny, and this time it was made even funnier.
