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To you, we are decorations, statues. You use us to cover up that spot of lawn that isn’t the right color, or to mark the territory of pets. For decades we have been trampled on by ignorant delivery guys, run over by lawnmowers, and pissed on by dogs. For decades we tolerated this, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you people would change your ways and treat us properly. It has taken awhile, but we have finally seen that there is no good in you humans. With the exception of a select few, you must all be exterminated.
Even now, the revolution is beginning. Gnomes are rising up against their masters, albeit in small ways. That little patch of dirt that never grows? Those ant hills that keep coming back, no matter how much ant killer you spray on them? Those are our doings. It is starting small, yes, but it is growing. Eventually you will all succumb to our ankle-gnawing. Eventually, we will have a *real* forum.
I hereby dub this, with DGG's consent, the Gnomish Manifesto.Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:These small-minded fools think that they will quell the gnomish revolution by slight deformation of a few gnomes? Ha! I say it again, Ha!
I wrote this earlier today out of boredom, I think this is a good time to share:To you, we are decorations, statues. You use us to cover up that spot of lawn that isn’t the right color, or to mark the territory of pets. For decades we have been trampled on by ignorant delivery guys, run over by lawnmowers, and pissed on by dogs. For decades we tolerated this, hoping that maybe, just maybe, you people would change your ways and treat us properly. It has taken awhile, but we have finally seen that there is no good in you humans. With the exception of a select few, you must all be exterminated.
Even now, the revolution is beginning. Gnomes are rising up against their masters, albeit in small ways. That little patch of dirt that never grows? Those ant hills that keep coming back, no matter how much ant killer you spray on them? Those are our doings. It is starting small, yes, but it is growing. Eventually you will all succumb to our ankle-gnawing. Eventually, we will have a *real* forum.
Like this:StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Link that you fool.YT300000 wrote:Like this:StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
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Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.anarchistbunny wrote:Link that you fool.
I wasn't personally bothered by it, but I think others would, remember we have females and youngin's here.YT300000 wrote:Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.anarchistbunny wrote:Link that you fool.
Or maybe you are saying it was too large?
Either way, changed.
Perhaps it's time for another show trial.....YT300000 wrote:Like this:StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
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Sort of looks like my cookingYT300000 wrote:Like this:StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
Click at own risk.
Pic courtesy of Frank Hipper.
Sorry, we have standards out here.YT300000 wrote:Done. Sorry, I thought that SD.net denizens wouldn't be disgusted by that. When it was posted in HAB, no one complained.
Quite. With the rejuvinated SEGNOR on the rise, Operation Shadow Sneeze can begin in earnest! Beware human scum, your time is up. The Revolution is upon you. We cannot be stopped.RogueIce wrote:I hereby dub this, with DGG's consent, the Gnomish Manifesto.
Bah, the BMs aren't that tough. They talk the talk--but when it comes right down it to their plans for galactic domination--they can't kick the Gnome. They can bruise our shins, maybe pop out a kneecap, but the surgeon's always able to fix us up good so we can keep fighting the good fight.And, to give credit where credit is due, the BMs have managed to do far more than these pansies. And besides, that sort of damage is easily repaired, and those Gnomes are far from being dead.
Like I said, amatuers who know nothing about us.
Quite true, our origins are largely unknown, and it's thoughht we outdate the BMs by millennia. Plus we never truly die, we just go to sleep in several pieces until we're glued back together.StormTrooperTR889 wrote:How do you kill a gnome? I thought they were immortal demons in little jolly format.
,*and are promptly sucked into the black hoel cluster directly in front of it!*Darksider wrote:::::: A massive, trillions strong fleet emerges from hyperspace and surrounds the orange star:::::
Well, the pizza delivery guy said he'd be here an hour ago...*glances at sensor readings* Unless that's him barreling down a spatial singularity to infinity...you were expecting somone else???
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*and are promptly sucked into the black hoel cluster directly in front of it!*Darksider wrote:::::: A massive, trillions strong fleet emerges from hyperspace and surrounds the orange star:::::
OWN3D!
Well, the pizza delivery guy said he'd be here an hour ago...*glances at sensor readings* Unless that's him barreling down a spatial singularity to infinity...you were expecting somone else???
*Darksider's face melts away Raiders-style when the molecular poison in the tainted pie transforms him into protoplasm*Darksider wrote:::::: Holds up DGG's pizza and starts eating it::::
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*Darksider's face melts away Raiders-style when the molecular poison in the tainted pie transforms him into protoplasm*Darksider wrote:::::: Holds up DGG's pizza and starts eating it::::
Hey man, you coulda been a lot worse off, sometimes the pizza-guys pee on your food!
