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In the Paranoia game that my brother is playing with
some Something Awful'ers, a guy in my brother's party said
"comrade", so my brother and everyone else beat the shit out
of him and killed him for being a Commie Traitor

:O

Poor guy... GO COMMUNISM!! l3nin is teh r0x0rz!!11

lol

and some folks in C&C lan parties still don't know why I say "Commie Mutant Traitor Scum", "Trust the Computer" & "That information requires Ultra Violet Clearance" when some poor spy try's to sneak into my base...

JediNeophyte wrote::O

Poor guy... GO COMMUNISM!! l3nin is teh r0x0rz!!11

Terminates Jedi Neophyte.

Yes computer all problems have been taken care of.

My favorite was being Internal Security and Illuminati I was the ultimate bent cop

Hehheh!!

Long live the Vulture Squad from Dimension X!

Attention all citizens hapiness hour is now all unhappy citizens please report to level 7 energy production area thank you.

The Computer is happy .The computer is crazy.The computer wants yuou to be happy this will drive you crazy.

Drug therapy in Paranoia means doped up to the gills.

Attention Citizens All Red clearance Troubleshooters please report to the Vulture Warrior live fire range thank you


Paranopia where you can get conflicting orders and will be shot for not carrying them out.

Paranoia where your social class is detemined by color ROY G BIV with Infared clearance being the bottom of the barrel and the Ultra Violet clear\ance being just under the computer in power


Attention Citizens please ignor this meassage

I played a blue clearance IS trooper once had a pack of Red clearance TS follow me on patrol on orders well so as to keep my car clean I tied em to the roof...then went to the wash.... there clones met me at the destination

Say Shep, does that RPG use WEG's D6 engine, by any chance?

No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?

Under official secrets I can not reveal my actual Roy g biv clearance of my Int Sec character, I am notoriously hard to kill (as no one seems to have an Idea of just how many clones I have left, I am good friends with the computer, and very good friends with the computer's best friend.....

YOu wan't things that don't exist it can be done.

Typhonis 1 wrote:No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?

D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk.

Spanky this game used d20 way before WOTC got it its used for skills and stats

That doesn't make D20 any less lame.

Uts and I prefer D6.

*Sends Uts and Spanky to the "Training Center" for proper education on the merit's of D20's in the Alpha Complex. Opps I accidentally put The Ring Tape in there sorry.

<Seven Days>

MKSheppard wrote:In the Paranoia game that my brother is playing with
some Something Awful'ers, a guy in my brother's party said
"comrade", so my brother and everyone else beat the shit out
of him and killed him for being a Commie Traitor

I sincerely hope the termination voucher was completed properly, in triplicate.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That doesn't make D20 any less lame.

Uts and I prefer D6.

That's why I prefer games that use more than 1 type of dice. D6 or D20, it's all the same to me: junk.

Give me a game that uses D20, D6, D8, D10, D12, and even D4...

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk. :P

So you are not happy with friend Computer's decisions, citizien?


Of course, Paranoia uses the D20 but not the rules of the D20 system, and it is quite prone to beiung run with D6 / D8 /D256 / Dpi / D1, since all a master needs is sadism...

What is your security clearance, citizien?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

Typhonis 1 wrote:No it use a d20....,. what is the treasonous sounding d6 engine you speak of citizen?

D6 is the shiznit. D20 is junk.

Wrong D20, treasonous scum. Report to Termination Chamber for your punishment for dissing the best RPG ever written.

Termination Chambers now have minty-fresh scented mustard gas for your convenience! Have a nice day, Citizen and remember, the Computer is your friend!

D20 is created by Commie Mutant Traitor Scum in an attempt to subvert the Computer and sabotage Alpha City.
They shall not succed. Be happy. Trust the Computer.

I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...

<voice=ultraviolet>This is not TGOD this is Alpha Complex, what is this treasonous "TGod you speak of? Oh what is your security Clearance citizen Spanky? you do not have an Alpha Complex name.

*First Name (Security Clearance) Residential Block*

i.R.O.Y.G.B.I.V.U <are the clearances> (i=infrared, U=ultraviolet)

hmm, does not know basic paranoia information, Guard sieze him he must be a spy!!!

Paranoia is the most fun to watch of any tabletop, I'll say that much. A small group of us MST3k'd a session one time in college.

"Any moment now, sawblades, right out of the wall.."(What do you know, they did).

"Communists? No communists here. Try the Central Computer Core, comrade. Er, I mean, old buddy friend man."(When they actually found teh Communists, who all spoke of Tovodarch Computer)

Int Sec officer James-B-OND-1 to all security troops remeber Stay Alert,Trust no one,Keep your laser handy

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...

I told you, Spanks; crap like classes, levels, exp, hit points, armor 'class', and a rigid skill/action system fries their brains and forces them to think in unrealsitic terms to fit with their unrealistic, overly-complext-but-overly-limited rule systems and engine.

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not going to be a part of this TGOD bullshit...

I told you, Spanks; crap like classes, levels, exp, hit points, armor 'class', and a rigid skill/action system fries their brains and forces them to think in unrealsitic terms to fit with their unrealistic, overly-complext-but-overly-limited rule systems and engine.

You've clearly never played Paranoia.