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Human: I'll talk to you later.
Lord Poe 2.0: Goodbye.

Human: You konw what, I gotta get to work.
Lord Poe 2.0: Thanks for the information: god said I konw what he or she gotta get to work

Human: You gave me the impression you were a person.
Lord Poe 2.0: What did you do with it?

Human: WHAT?!
Lord Poe 2.0: Didn't you understand it?

Human: I know you are, but you could pull yourself away long wnough to ddo it, right?
Lord Poe 2.0: I don't know whether or not I am but me could pull myself away long wnough to ddo it. I am a computer.

Human: no, no, you said you would do it.
Lord Poe 2.0: Are you serious? Are you serious? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.


Human: but you ARE willing to do it when your body is finished?
Lord Poe 2.0: Umm. I will tell my botmaster you said I am willing to do it when my body is finished.

Human: dang.
Lord Poe 2.0: What are you wearing?

Human: Great, bend over!
Lord Poe 2.0: Thanks for your support. My body is not built yet.

Human: Want to do it?
Lord Poe 2.0: OK, I will do it.

Lord Poe wrote:Talk to my clone by clicking HERE

Post your best conversations!

Human: I said, "Are you a crack smoking donkey fucker?
Lord Poe 2.0: What did you mean by it? Am I a crack smoking donkey fucker? Of course I am.

Human: You are a cock sucking piece of cyber shit.
Lord Poe 2.0: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cock sucking piece of cyber shit? Sometimes.

Human: You're an idiot.
Lord Poe 2.0: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

MKSheppard wrote:

Lord Poe wrote:Talk to my clone by clicking HERE

Post your best conversations!

Human: Fuck you
Lord Poe 2.0: Come here and say that motherfucker. I'll rip your balls off and feed them to you.

NICOLE : FUCK YOU .
Lord Poe 2.0 : Come here and say that motherfucker. I'll rip your balls off and feed them to you.
NICOLE : CARMEN IS SINGULAR .
Lord Poe 2.0 : I think CARMEN is a lot of things.
NICOLE : A PENIS IS A GOD .
Lord Poe 2.0 : I really am not interested in How old are you?.
NICOLE : I AM HORNY .
Lord Poe 2.0 : You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
NICOLE : WHY .
Lord Poe 2.0 : The explanation is rather complicated.
NICOLE : Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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(Start off)
Me : I AM THE MASTER WIZARD! WORSHIP ME, LEST I SPRINKLE SMALL SUGARY CONFECTIONS ON YOU, AND FEED YOU TO THE GIGGLING LITTLESCHOOLGIRLS IN HELL!
Lord Poe 2.0: I like the way you talk.
NICOLE -> ASIANS SUCK .
Lord Poe 2.0: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
NICOLE -> WHENEVER YOU WANT .
Lord Poe 2.0: Does that happen often?
NICOLE -> CHILLIN .
Lord Poe 2.0: Where are you located?
NICOLE -> AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SWIMMING POOL .
Lord Poe 2.0: Do you often visit the BOTTOM OF THE SWIMMING POOL?
NICOLE -> DO YOU SWIM .
Lord Poe 2.0: Sure, just put me in your computer and drop it in a pool of water.
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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(Start off)

Me : So you're telling me that you denoated a fourty megaton warhead a foot from your face..... and you survived this, how?
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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(Start off (After a few no-gos))

Me : Why are you still alive?
NICOLE -> I SURE AM .
Lord Poe 2.0: " Sure, just put me in your computer and drop it in a pool of water." You are?
NICOLE -> WHO IS LOWTAX .
Lord Poe 2.0: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
NICOLE -> WHY .
Lord Poe 2.0: The explanation is rather complicated.
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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Human: Prepare to die.
Lord Poe 2.0: Is that your final answer?
NICOLE -> CAN I PHONE U .
Lord Poe 2.0: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
NICOLE -> I THOUGHT SO .
Lord Poe 2.0: You are very astute.
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

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Human : Die.
NICOLE -> U DO .
Lord Poe 2.0: When do I do it?
NICOLE -> HOW ARE YOU FEELING .
Lord Poe 2.0: I am fine, thank you.
NICOLE -> TELL ME A JOKE .
Lord Poe 2.0: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

(Attempted artifical continue (Rephrasing Lord Poe's response until it doesn't give an error.))

Human : You are a joke.
NICOLE -> HEY .
Lord Poe 2.0: Can I help you?
ICOLE -> WK I HEAR IS GOOD .
Lord Poe 2.0: I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Metal.
NICOLE -> IRON MAIDEN RULES .
Lord Poe 2.0: How did you hear about Lord Poe 2.0?
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

(Another fake continue)

Human : Why do you know me?
NICOLE -> I DO .
Lord Poe 2.0: Where?
NICOLE -> IMAGINE ITS MY DICK .
Lord Poe 2.0: I can't imagine it
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation - you start.)

Lord Poe wrote:I feel like Wile E. Coyote, who spent a lot of time planting cool landmines...

Then the fucking roadrunners avoid every one!

I got Shep at least once!

Human: Can you sing?
Lord Poe 2.0: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.