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"Don't go up on the landing pad! Don't cause trouble!"
"Here's your unconscious boss over my shoulder."

"Stop casing the place."
"Fine. Mind if I put her down? She's kind of heavy."
"Sure."
"Okay, here, catch!"

"Man, why are you throwing my unconscious boss at me?"
"I told you, she was heavy."
"But you threw her. At me. Like a rag doll."
"Yeah, well. You know how it is."
"No...no I don't, and that fucking hurt."
"Just say you got it while she was throwing herself at you."
"That was just bad. Besides, I never liked her much anyway. I think I'll WALK ALL OVER HER FACE."
"You're not going to shoot me?"
"Nahh...she was a bitch."

"So....uh....why is she unconscious anyway?"
"Yeah...see...well, about that..."
"What?"
"Well, it's kind of ackward."
"You can tell me."
"Well, truth is, I was casing the joint...you guys really made it too easy. I mean, just look what the guards upstairs were up to."

"What the..."
"And this."

"Lydia? She told me she was through with Jerome!"
"And...well, this."

"Oh those fucking assholes! They always have the damn orgies when I'm not on duty at the landing pad."
"You sure those instructions to stay off the landing pad were for me?"
"Fuck you man, just fuck you. Anyway, you snuck past their little love fest, what next?"
"After that I hacked into your security cameras, and, well...I saw this."

"What? Oh come on, that's all blurry and shit."
"Dude, it's your security system."
"Yeah, well, that's true, it does kind of suck...but these could be doctored or pulled from the web."
"Fine, you don't believe me? I snuck in and took a closer-up picture."

"Whoa....she is HOT...how'd you get so close?"
"Dude, she is such a screamer..."
"But...wait....none of that explains why she's unconscious."
"Well, you see. I needed that harrier, so I used the pictures I took as blackmail."
"Okay, so?"
"Well, I bluffed and said that I could..you know, release the pictures over the net at any time...through a deadman's switch in my cybernetics."
"And?"
"Well...I kind of faked a heart attack."
"Hahaha...she flipped out, didn't she?"
"Well...yeah..."

"Fortunately I got her down before she killed herself."
"But...her head...ceiling...no rope...."
"Dude, I have NO idea."
"I walked on that head....my god! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
"It's okay man. You didn't know. Here, I've got a tranq dart, just calm down, okay?"
"Oh god...oh god oh god oh god...oh...god..."
"Shhhh...just sleep...everything will be okay in the morning."
"Really?"
"No...but you're going to be too doped up to care when the cops come."
"Whuh..uh?"
"Exactly. Sleep well, my little scapegoat. Sleep well."

This is interesting. Hmmm. So the demo is out, eh? And it's already been perverted? I like that.

Eleas wrote:This is interesting. Hmmm. So the demo is out, eh? And it's already been perverted? I like that.

Demo's been out for a while now. Overall, it's something of a dissappointment to the Deus Ex community at large.

However, tossing around unconscious bodies is disturbingly amusing. Ragdoll physics will do that, apparently.

I'm tempted to get the full game just so I can do more of this sort of thing, but only tempted, I'm afraid.

I'm rather disappointed that the guard had no reaction to seeing his boss's body, though. I would have expected him to get pissed off, even if just a little.

Hotfoot wrote:

Eleas wrote:This is interesting. Hmmm. So the demo is out, eh? And it's already been perverted? I like that.

Demo's been out for a while now. Overall, it's something of a dissappointment to the Deus Ex community at large.

Why is that?

Eleas wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:

Eleas wrote:This is interesting. Hmmm. So the demo is out, eh? And it's already been perverted? I like that.

Demo's been out for a while now. Overall, it's something of a dissappointment to the Deus Ex community at large.

Why is that?

Several reasons. I go into some detail here on the matter.

Hotfoot wrote:

Eleas wrote:

Hotfoot wrote:Demo's been out for a while now. Overall, it's something of a dissappointment to the Deus Ex community at large.

Why is that?

Several reasons. I go into some detail here on the matter.

I see. Excuse me while I commit Seppuku.

They're similiarly unresponsive when you throw a few barrels and such at them.

But yeah, ROFL.