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[A Microsoft CEO is informed that a spy is stealing security plans]
Gates: You look surprised.
CEO: I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any security plans.
Gates: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the Windows security protocols are implemented?
CEO: Our security systems are implemented, sir?
Gates: Well, of course they are, all according to the Grand Plan.
CEO: Would that be the plan to continue with total bullshit software security in order for everyone to use tech support at premium service prices only to find out later on the bug was easily averted by a free download earlier delayed and thus lining your pockets with gold and showing what a great cyber crime organisation we are?
Gates: Great Scott! Even you know it!
They knew about this in July? How the fuck did it take this long to fix?eEye Digital Security Inc. discovered the Windows flaw in July 2003, but agreed to keep quiet until Microsoft fixed the problem.
A spokesperson for eEye Digital called the six-month period it took Microsoft to inform the public "totally unacceptable," saying Windows users were vulnerable during that time.
You think that's bad?Psycho Smiley wrote:They knew about this in July? How the fuck did it take this long to fix?
Don't forget your tinfoil hat!Hamel wrote:Someone told me this relates to a back door Microsoft codes into every single OS it develops
This backdoor is supposed to allow the government to invade your computar
Practically no one in the industry uses most of the the types of programming practices taught in school/collage/uni.Shinova wrote:At our computer science class, the instructor said he knew people who had worked for Microsoft before. Those people said that Microsoft's programming practices were WEIRD and totally different from the usually tried and accepted programming practices you're taught in school.
...Defiant wrote:Because our stupid network admins suck ass, I had to go to every pc in my group and make sure that the update was installed. MS's website was so hammered the updates took forever to download. Damn Microsoft!!
EhhhhhDefiant wrote:Because our stupid network admins suck ass, I had to go to every pc in my group and make sure that the update was installed. MS's website was so hammered the updates took forever to download. Damn Microsoft!!
*hammers large pieces of crooked wood against the monitor*Admiral Valdemar wrote:Colour me unsurprised.
Ooh, I feel a Blackadder sketch coming on.
[A Microsoft CEO is informed that a spy is stealing security plans]
Gates: You look surprised.
CEO: I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any security plans.
Gates: Well, of course we have! How else do you think the Windows security protocols are implemented?
CEO: Our security systems are implemented, sir?
Gates: Well, of course they are, all according to the Grand Plan.
CEO: Would that be the plan to continue with total bullshit software security in order for everyone to use tech support at premium service prices only to find out later on the bug was easily averted by a free download earlier delayed and thus lining your pockets with gold and showing what a great cyber crime organisation we are?
Gates: Great Scott! Even you know it!
Apparently they wanted to make sure 1 single patch did everything.Psycho Smiley wrote: They knew about this in July? How the fuck did it take this long to fix?