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So, assuming I had a trojan, do I need particular software to detect/remove it? I ask because I'm being spammed, and the hook is that I've apparently got a trojan and should run their win32/bagle.j worm to fix it

It got me thinking; is spybot and NOD32 enough to stop trojans? I'm not familiar with their vectors at all. Any tips?

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Oh, wait. You didn't mean that kind of Trojan, did you?

Such things have always been self-expanatory, actually. Thanks for the thought though.

Spybot will not remove such trojans. NOD32 may, but I'm not familiar with that antivirus scanner. Update your definitions, unplug your computer from any network and run a scan.

Try TDS3. It works for me

Just some clarifications

A antivirus program will in most cases NOT detect and remove Trojans.

For that you need an anti Trojan application.

TDS-3 is the weapon of choice for me and Einhander also uses it.

Note an anti Trojan app will NOT detect viruses.

Get the removers from the Symantic website.

Excellent, thanks guys. I'm confident I don't actually have a trojan, but I'm glad to have clarification that they are indeed a seperate breed from viruses and spybots. Thanks Einy for the link, runnign a search with 'trojan' in it doesn't work too good!

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