StarDestroyer.Net BBS

1) You try and use the kill command on your boss.
2) You attempt to download the latest firmware for your sofa to increase the "functionality" of the massage.
3) You start swearing at cops and calling them campers because they caught you in a speed trap.
4) You overclock a lemon.
5) You caught the above reference(a cookie if you can tell me where it came from).
6) You break randomly into l33t speak while writing up papers for school or work.
Add them as you think them up...

7) You had plumbing installed into your computer chair.

8) You have a tan, but the only radiation you get is from your computer screen.

9) When the pigment of your skin is slowly turning into the hue of a Necromancer.

10) When you wish you could download a new car
11) When you read above line and think "Hmm, but where would I find a crack?"

12. When something odd happens, your first reaction is to mutter "Wtf?"

13. People in your own home go on messenger or send you an email if they need to get your attention.

13) When people talk to you you respond with some obscure game quote or forum in-joke.

14) When someone asks you to get a life you reply "Where can I d/l one of those?"

15 The first thing you do when you enter the medical center is find the Net-capable computer.

16) You're me.

17) Whenever something bad happens, your first instinct is to run Adaware.

18. You have bed sores on your ass.

19) your own dreams involve you playing you game of choice

20) you buy a toaster and kettle so you don't have to leave your computer

21. The nearby stack(s) of empty pizza boxes could actually endanger your life if they fell over

*edit* fixed pesky number agreement thingee

22) You shout "Concession accepted!" all of the sudden when in an argument, no matter if the issue is dealt with or not.

23) You pause for a moment to save your game before starting your car or doing an exam. (I actually tried to once, in another situation though )

24. Whenever you lose something in your house, you use Google to try and find it.

25. You've recieved a penis enlargment e-mail that wasn't spam.

26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

27. You recognize any of the following.
Homestar Runner
Irrational Exuberance (Yatta)
Suzikisan
Star Wars Kid
Alex Chiu

aten_vs_ra wrote:26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

Well actually my left middlefinger is grown to the left and my right middlefinger to the right... I used to use the mouse with my left hand when I was younger, and now I use my right hand... But I'm at the PC for at least 12 hours every day, that might explain it... Maybe get another mouse though...

28. You've ever considered rigging up household appliances (like the dishwasher) with Bluetooth so you can run them from your computer.

29. You run your coffeemaker on Linux.

30. The noise that a computer case full of muffin fans makes is music to your ears.

aten_vs_ra wrote:26. Your dominent hand is permently curved in the shape of your mouse.

My right hand is shaped for a mouse, my left for holding a PS2 controller.