Ah, what retards

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-08-04 01:23pm

Geist wanking idiots

The retardedness pissed me off, so I felt that I had to post it here.

10. Bungie made Marathon, which is dumb

Have you even played the game?

9. Master Chief is a boring character that never talks

He talks when he needs to. And he's far from a static character, just read the books.

8. Halo 2 has not ghosts

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Shitty grammar asides, Halo 2 does have Ghosts.

7. Geist lets players control other bodies

Which is kinda cool, but is about the only good thing in the game. Whereas Halo 2 has many awesome things in it, from the gameplay to the music to the plot.

6. Geist is made by the same developers that made Mary Kate & Ashlee: Magical Mystery Mall

And that's supposed to be a good thing? Halo 2 is made by the same developers who made Marathon, Myth and Oni.

5. Halo 2 is GAY

4. Geist is a more pure first person game. Halo 2 has stupid stuff like two guns controllings and vehicles. Is it a fps or a stupid racing game? Geist is pure 100% shooter!

I know, dual wielding, vehicles, and gun emplacements SUCK! Even more than grenades do!

3. Geist looks better than Halo 2

I've seen Geist. It looks like something that came out of a monkey's ass. Whereas Halo 2 looks extremely realistic.

2. Geist doesn't have stupid online play. Online play is just a fad,

Yeah, an FPS fad that's been going on for 8 FUCKING YEARS with no sign of slowing down. Shit, there are MP only games these days, and they're selling in droves.

Nintendo said so themselves.

Ever heard the term backpedalling?

I mean who wants to play online like some PC nerd? I know I don't.

It's just been shown that your opinion counts for nothing.

Plus Xbox Live has lots of lag. My friend's friend told me that his Xbox caught on fire once.

Then tell him not to fuck around with matches.

1. Geist sounds cooler than Halo!

Wow, that really makes me want to buy Geist instead!

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2004-08-04 01:57pm

Holy God, I would love to make this kid cry. Please let me.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-08-04 02:56pm

I must be misreading, did someone just say Marathon sucks?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-08-04 05:21pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I must be misreading, did someone just say Marathon sucks?

I'm assuming he didn't know how to read, so he skipped all the screens, and as a result got stuck on G4 Sunbathing when he didn't know how to re-fill his oxygen.

Grog · Post by **Grog** » 2004-08-05 04:47am

Are you sure this isn't a parody? Some other things on that site are hilarious.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-08-05 04:52am

How can you miss the obvious sarcasm flowing from every pore of that article?

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2004-08-05 11:32am

Maybe he's being sarcastic? Maybe he's responding to someone else who said that Halo 2 sucks with a bunch of sarcasm?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-08-05 12:18pm

Anyone who claims online play sucks is either a fucktard or a parody writer. I lean towards the latter.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-08-05 01:32pm

I may be wrong but it seemed very suspect to me. I think it's a parody.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-08-05 04:14pm

Oh, c'mon, after mentioning a Mary Kate & Ashley game, how the hell can you NOT know it's satire?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-08-05 04:25pm

SPOOFE wrote:Oh, c'mon, after mentioning a Mary Kate & Ashley game, how the hell can you NOT know it's satire?

There were a bunch of responses from people at the bottom of the page purporting the same point of view, and the same "arguments" in fact. The fact that they were serious made it quite likely that this person was as retarded as they were, and actually agreed with the things said.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-08-05 06:44pm

Alright, this stupidity has gone on long enough.