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Okay everyone, what've you guys named your computers? Surely you haven't kept the lame default names.

At home, I've got Marathon, my dual 1.8 GHz G5.

At work, I've got my other G5, Halo. My G4 test box is Mirata. The 15" PowerBook is Cortana (since it's mobile and all :)). Our CVS server (running Gentoo Linux) is Unicron. Our CVS test server is Protocron. My coworker has Galvatron.
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Mine's Folor. :D
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Previous system was Freelance Command. My new one is, for the moment, simply Confusion
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I just changed Mirata to Manus Celer Dei.
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ISSVENGEANCE is this computer's name 8)
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My Opteron workstation is called "Seraphic Radiance", my laptop is "Amon", and my file server is "FATE".
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designated my laptop The General. no real special reason or anything. *cough*
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The Laptop is Grrr as it reminds me of another slighlty... ok realy dissfuntional moblie bit of technology

The Gaming computer is simply named Lab for easy networking purposes

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My suped up alienware is "A Great Cosmic Force" My old one that I still have crap on is "Oldone" Parents and sister's computers are default.
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Post by GoldenFalcon »

The laptop has my name as it (since it'll be on LANs quite frequently). On the other hand, when I get my new computer and format the old one to boot Linux, I'm gonna name the old one "Space Monkey" and the new one "Desktop". "Space Monkey" mainly because I'm gonna be running CS servers on it. :D
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When I get my computer for college, I'll need a couple weeks before I can decide on a proper name.
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Moya. I might change it soon though.
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My laptop is the Pornomatic9000.
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Computer. Seriously.
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I didn't really name my computer but I do call it "that peice of shit that is soooooooo slooooooow"
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I name my computers after the gods in the books made by David Eddings. My main one is Aldur, the one my sister is using is Torak and the computer I can never get to work for more than an hour is Mara.
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Desktop= Sinanju
C drive= Remo
D drive= Chiun


Laptop= Folcroft
C drive= Smitty
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Goliath and Gemini are my two machines. I've been trying to think of a better name for goliath.
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My computer is called "The Cockmaster."
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Mine's Artemis, and my laptop is Googlybear.
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My computer in basement: down (Dual boot Debian Linux/Windows 2000, with Linux the primary OS)
My sister's computer upstairs: up (Windows 2000, riddled with spyware)
My other sister's computer upstairs in the front of the house: front (Windows NT4)
My dad's computer upstairs in the back of the house: back (Windows 2000)

I configured my lan with static IP addresses and configured the hosts files on all of them for easy reference.

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