Appears to make it a bit more official....
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Press release from whatever production company acquires the rights to this...
"We've decided to make some very, very minor changes to the Halo story. We're absolutely positive that even the most hardcore fans won't even notice. First, the scriptwriter has decided to include a subplot about a romance between the main character - who is now called 'Rambo' instead of the less-descriptive 'Master Chief' - and Cortana (who is now a panda). The Covenant are not aliens, but instead a cabal of human corporations that have created a virus that turns people into the Elites. The Grunts will actually be Hobbits. Halo is no longer a big ringworld. We think the hardcore fans don't care about ringworlds. Instead, Halo is a new type of drug from South America, and Rambo has to go down and stop it."
"We've decided to make some very, very minor changes to the Halo story. We're absolutely positive that even the most hardcore fans won't even notice. First, the scriptwriter has decided to include a subplot about a romance between the main character - who is now called 'Rambo' instead of the less-descriptive 'Master Chief' - and Cortana (who is now a panda). The Covenant are not aliens, but instead a cabal of human corporations that have created a virus that turns people into the Elites. The Grunts will actually be Hobbits. Halo is no longer a big ringworld. We think the hardcore fans don't care about ringworlds. Instead, Halo is a new type of drug from South America, and Rambo has to go down and stop it."
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