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As we all know, Starcraft has some very humerous replies when you click too many times. Post your favorites! Feel free to make mistakes recalling what they said, or correct them as you see fit, no one's memory is perfect

Observer - Quoting Griswald from diablo, "A huge, bloated, MUSHROOM!"
Observer - Orc voice "Stop poking me!!!"
Sci Vessel - in a high pitched voice "I think we have a gas leak"
Valkryie - "Blücher" horse neigh, and I think lightning too
Corsair - "Zephram Cocrane, is that you?"

Carrier has arrived

InnocentBystander wrote:Valkryie - "Blücher" horse neigh, and I think lightning too

Ooh, Young Frankenstein homage.

"Burn, heretic."

Oh, wait.

Seriously though, while StarCraft had some classics, a lot of Blizzard's voiceovers have gotten pretty stale. Some of WC3's were just terrible. But back on topic, a few that I can remember...

"Who set all the lab monkeys free?!" A Mr. Burns quote, I believe.
The Archon's cheat codes were nice, as I recall.
"Ya got any questions about propane?"
"...Or propane accessories?"

For Ork voices though, there's only one proper source.

"Dakka dakka DAKKA!"

'Im about to drop the hammer...'
'And dispense some indiscriminate justice!'

'I sense a soul in search of answers.'
She would have made a great cameo in Diablo 2 when you visit Tristram...have her place surrounded by blackened, charred earth and the remains of scores of demons and undead.

Tank: "I'm about to drop the hammer..."
"And dispense some indiscriminate justice!'"

Ghost: "You call down the thunder..."
"And I'll reap the whirlwind."

Marine: "Oh my god, this guy's whack."

"You wanna piece o' me boy?" -Terran Marine
"WHAT IS YOUR MAJAH MALFUNC-SHUN!!!" -Terran Siege Tank
"Whadda ya want?" -Protoss Probe
"O.K." -Protoss Probe
"Ready for your sponge-bath?" -Terran Medic
"THIS IS NOT WARCRAFT IN SPACE!!!" -Artanis

USDA Selected.
FDA Approved.
Checklist completed...SOB.

Goliaths rocked

"You want to get invited to my next barbecue?"
"Who is the best star pilot in the fleet?"
"Yours truly"
"Hey quit it"

"You could no more evade my wrath, than you could your own shadow." -- Dark Templar

"Drop your weapon. You have fifteen seconds to comply"
"5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *blam*"

I liked all the Terran dropship replies, taken directly from Aliens

Carrier: "And still you procrastinate!"

Every other thing the Arbiter and Carrier says is great. the Aliens references are good. And don't forget the medic's "He's dead, Jim".

Absolute favorite:

The Observer's recording of the Apollo 11 landing interrupted by an Orc's "STOP POKING MEEEE!" I laugh out loud at that one.


Warcraft III has enough dumb puns to make a grown person cry.

The Wraits are my favorite, they remind me of me.

I'm just curious...why am I so good?
You know who the best starfighter in the fleet is?
Yours truly.
I am the invincible, that's right.

Utsanomiko wrote:Warcraft III has enough dumb puns to make a groan person cry.

Really?

White Haven wrote:

Utsanomiko wrote:Warcraft III has enough dumb puns to make a groan person cry.

Really?

It's been awhile since I played it, but I never felt WC3 was all that crash hot. Crappy plot, crappy characters... though I didn't mind the unit speeches when you clicked on them after a time. Yeah some of them were crappy puns, but they were at least cute and just about the most entertaining aspect of the game.

All the "annoyed" comment for the wraith are good. The Ghosts reap the whirlwind makes you drunken with power. The BC is great too.

[Russian accent] Shields up, weapons online... no shields? Well then buckle up! [/Russian accent]

Oh and DPDarkPrimus it's:

Marine wrote:Oh my god! He's whacked!

I'm not trying to be critical it's that this one I say all the time and was a big in joke where I played SC so I must point it out.

Feel free to expand replies to all blizzard games now,

Rifleman: this is my BOOMSTICK
Rifleman: You can 'ave me blunderbuss, when you pry it from me cold dead hands! (I think that's how he said he, heh)
Mortar Team: We must defeat the dwarves! - Ach, we ARE the dwarves - Ohhh.
Heretic: My life for aiur... I mean Ner'zul (hope I got that one right)
Peasant: "What, your the king? Well I didn't vote for you!"
Peasant: "Help, help! I'm being repressed" (love those monty python jokes).

Warcraft 2:
Footman: Join the army, they said. See the world they said, I'd rather be sailing!
Sheep: *BOOM* (after one too many clicks )

Destructionator XIII wrote:If you quote battlecruisers, at least get it right:

"Shields up, weapons online... Not equipped with shields? Well then buckle up."

...hoisted by my own pittard it would seem. Karma sucks balls.

In warcraft 3 I love the dwarven mortor team:

"'Eh you catch!"

My favorite comes from the War3 generic dreadlord:

"Dress to kill! BLEH!"

And the Spellbreaker has good ones:

"I never stole any buffs! I got receipts for everything!"

"I'm a magic man...I've got magic hands."

"I can see my house!"

"Stop rocking the boat
"You're Making me Sea-Sick
"::pukes::"

I can't dislike that one line from warcraft 3: "My warhammer cost me 40k!"

and "How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord."

and "My life for Aiur..I mean...Ner-Zuhl"

The WC chaos cultists were so much less annoying than the warhammer ones, i mean really.

While "Hey, you - CATCH!!!!!!" has already been mentioned, the Mortar Team's OTHER great lines....

"Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. YOU must not...."
"We must defeat the dwarves... *other dwarf* We ARE the Dwarves... *first dwarf* Oh...."
"MORTAR COMBAT!!!!"

I do love those guys....