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Do you get to telecommute?

Posted: 2005-03-02 09:49pm
by Chmee
How often?

1-day-per week myself, usually Wednesday. Had a conflict this week so it's Thursday instead.

Re: Do you get to telecommute?

Posted: 2005-03-03 10:41am
by Darth Wong
Chmee wrote:How often?

1-day-per week myself, usually Wednesday. Had a conflict this week so it's Thursday instead.
Telecommuting is for people whose work is non-physical. An engineer who has to oversee a physical operation cannot possibly telecommute, nor can a mechanic, nor can a shift supervisor, nor can a Q&A technologist, etc. It's a privilege reserved for certain IT people or for clerical types whose work consists solely of writing things.

Posted: 2005-03-03 10:53am
by InnocentBystander
Where I work people only do that after they've worked for far too long and/or need to stay home.

Posted: 2005-03-03 12:43pm
by Slartibartfast
Telecommute? That's like teleconference right?

Re: Do you get to telecommute?

Posted: 2005-03-03 12:48pm
by Chmee
Darth Wong wrote:
Chmee wrote:How often?

1-day-per week myself, usually Wednesday. Had a conflict this week so it's Thursday instead.
Telecommuting is for people whose work is non-physical. An engineer who has to oversee a physical operation cannot possibly telecommute, nor can a mechanic, nor can a shift supervisor, nor can a Q&A technologist, etc. It's a privilege reserved for certain IT people or for clerical types whose work consists solely of writing things.
I don't think it's *quite* that narrow. Basically, if you do any job where the majority of your work is conducted through the phone and e-mail, you can telecommute. The question is what percentage of your work-week can be a telecommute.

I do technical training, so obviously on a day when I'm scheduled to be at the front of the classroom, I can't telecom. On a day when I'm supposed to fly to London and do update training for partners, I can't telecom.

But I just finished 3 days of classroom teaching ... now I have a mountain of e-mail and future scheduling paperwork to catch up on. All I need for that is a secure link into the corporate network and a phone .... and my desk at home is a lot quieter and better-equipped than my desk at the office.

Posted: 2005-03-03 04:11pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Slartibartfast wrote:Telecommute? That's like teleconference right?
I hope it's not something you have to take your pants off for.

Seriously though, I actually have no idea what telecommuting is.

Posted: 2005-03-03 04:34pm
by InnocentBystander
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:Telecommute? That's like teleconference right?
I hope it's not something you have to take your pants off for.
Don't think of it as "have to", but "want to". You want to take off your pants, because you are at home, at your desk, not a work. Why wear pants? :lol:

Posted: 2005-03-03 04:58pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
So what is it?

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:01pm
by Chmee
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So what is it?
Working from home, or at least not in 'the office' ... usually through a secure remote connection to your network (through a VPN in my case).

My boss asks her staff to telecommute for 20% of their working time, because the company makes VPN products that aid telecommuting and we should know what our customers really want.

I just like it because I can work at home, crank up the stereo, sleep in a little later, and avoid the commute.

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:04pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Wait, that's all "telecommuting" means? Working at home?

Fuck these stupid mid-1990s bullshit business buzzwords...

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:07pm
by Chmee
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait, that's all "telecommuting" means? Working at home?

Fuck these stupid mid-1990s bullshit business buzzwords...
LOL! Well, working at home but having the same network resources you have while in the office. I can access my mail, shared network drives, internal website & databases, etc. etc.

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:11pm
by InnocentBystander
Chmee wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait, that's all "telecommuting" means? Working at home?

Fuck these stupid mid-1990s bullshit business buzzwords...
LOL! Well, working at home but having the same network resources you have while in the office. I can access my mail, shared network drives, internal website & databases, etc. etc.
It's work, only without pants, just like I said! :lol:

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:12pm
by Chmee
InnocentBystander wrote:
Chmee wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Wait, that's all "telecommuting" means? Working at home?

Fuck these stupid mid-1990s bullshit business buzzwords...
LOL! Well, working at home but having the same network resources you have while in the office. I can access my mail, shared network drives, internal website & databases, etc. etc.
It's work, only without pants, just like I said! :lol:
I maintain plausible deniability on the issue of pants while telcomming .....

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:12pm
by Enigma
I can't telecommute. It is impossible. Why? Well I am a courier. :lol:

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:35pm
by Slartibartfast
Isn't that like the opposite of commuting? It should be called anti-commuting or tele-sittingonyourass.

Posted: 2005-03-03 05:40pm
by InnocentBystander
Slartibartfast wrote:Isn't that like the opposite of commuting? It should be called anti-commuting or tele-sittingonyourass.
Well you don't have to sit, you could lay in your bed with your laptop :D

Posted: 2005-03-03 07:15pm
by weemadando
I telecommute 95% of the time - most of my work is given to me electronically and submitted by me electronically. Only for a few hours a fortnight do I actually need to get up and go in to the studio (either for a meeting or to broadcast).

As for my MyGamer.com work - 100% telecommuting.

Posted: 2005-03-03 07:45pm
by Gandalf
As a student, I can telecommute everything except my tutorials.

Posted: 2005-03-03 09:46pm
by Arrow
I telecommute when I'm sick. VPN is a wonderful think.