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What's your view on fellating celebrity developers?

Posted: 2005-03-18 06:01pm
by Hamel
Gabe Newell, Peter Molyneux, Warren Spector, John Carmack, Will Wright, Cliff Blezinski, John Romero, American McGee.

All of these dudes have been at (or near) the center of the pc game industry's attention at one point or another.

Years ago, people swooned whenever Romero opened his mouth on Daikatana. Then people lost faith as delays happened, and when the game finally shipped, people nearly lost their balls as they howled in grief.

Black and White turned out to be a mediocre game, but it certainly didn't seem that way before it shipped, judging by how many people and publications were stroking Molyneux's cock on a monthly basis. The PvP webcomic has a love affair with this guy, jesus.

Since a few days ago, everyone wants a chance to take Will Wright's penis up their assholes with the revelation that Spore is going to be the second coming. Let's hope it doesn't become Shades of Black & White

And surprisingly the Doom 3 sux brigade will gladly say shit along the lines of "iD makes tech demos, DUR" but still won't lay a figure on Carmack even when they think the engine stinks.

I can't help but sit back and say lol out loud when hearing the slurping sounds from clear across the internet.

Posted: 2005-03-18 08:21pm
by Queeb Salaron
I'm always pro-fellatio. :D

Posted: 2005-03-18 08:23pm
by Rogue 9
I fellate no one. :P

Posted: 2005-03-18 08:51pm
by RedImperator
Rogue 9 wrote:I fellate no one. :P
Autofellatio counts too.

Posted: 2005-03-18 09:30pm
by weemadando
The only two who even come close to fellatio are Peter Molyneux and Sid Meier who both make consistantly wonderful games.

Posted: 2005-03-18 10:23pm
by Queeb Salaron
RedImperator wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:I fellate no one. :P
Autofellatio counts too.
I am pro-autofellatio. :D

I am also pro-Roguefellatio.

Posted: 2005-03-18 10:27pm
by DarkSilver
I liked most of Will Wright's games, but I'm not bending over to take his cock up my ass because of Spore.

I'm cumming over the possibilities Spore will allow with Video Games should it deliver what it promises.

Posted: 2005-03-19 12:20am
by Sarevok
weemadando wrote:The only two who even come close to fellatio are Peter Molyneux and Sid Meier who both make consistantly wonderful games.
Seconded on Sid Meir.

Posted: 2005-03-19 12:35am
by Jason von Evil
Rogue 9 wrote:I fellate no one. :P
Thats not what Mr. Spy satellite says. :P

Posted: 2005-03-19 02:19pm
by SAMAS
For Spore, Wil Wright needs someone to make that music with their mouth. :mrgreen:

Re: What's your view on fellating celebrity developers?

Posted: 2005-03-19 02:47pm
by Ace Pace
Hamel wrote:Gabe Newell, Peter Molyneux, Warren Spector, John Carmack, Will Wright, Cliff Blezinski, John Romero, American McGee.
You forgot 'Epic' Sweeny, who any FPS fan would gladly fellate.

Will Wright, Sid Meir, Warren Spector, Carmack, all those are people who fairly consistently put out good games, and most have innovative idea's.

Posted: 2005-03-19 04:43pm
by Darth Wong
I think you would probably find that most gamers would more readily give you a list of game developers they'd like to beat up rather than fellating them.

Posted: 2005-03-19 09:25pm
by Vympel
Especially John Romero.