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Soul Calibur 3.

How people can fight in costumes like that is beyond me.

That being said...boobies!

Dalton wrote:How people can fight in costumes like that is beyond me.

That being said...boobies!

I'd be more worried about the efficiency of the weapon.

The outfits not likely to encumber her or restrict her movements, and it might be useful as it has a 50% chance of distracting her opponent - i.e. if said opponent is a straight male, bi or lesbian.

I second Dalton's comment on the character design. And come on, this isn't the first time Hulahoops of death have popped up in a game. Sun Shiang Ren(I think that's her name) from Dynasty Warriors. She has two.

But this one is full size! What's she going to do, disco you to death? Use a hip-shaking super that cuts you in half? Madness!

The character designer seems to have changed his mind a couple of times in there.

I think her real weapons are her Perky Nipples of Doom. Seriously, those could put someone's eye out.

How much does that thing weigh?!

This IS from the series that spawned Voldo. If that... thing can be playable in any logical manner then a hula-hoop of death doesn't seem bad.

Looks like she fell off a Mardi Gras float.

At least her shins are well-protected.

I must be forgetting large portions of my education, where the hell did people like that exist in the 16th century? I'm sure it would have made things a hell of a lot more fun if people looked and dressed like that...

Well, untill the townspeople starts screams "She's a witch! burn her!!!" I'll just enjoy the sight of her jubblies and purple eyes.

She doesn't care for fashion! Her shirt got torn, she started to sew it back up, but thought 'hell no! I don't subscribe to the tyranny of the masses! No social norms for me!' and stopped. Hence the hula hoop. *nods*

Where she got the breast implant scars I'll never know...

Tasoth wrote:I second Dalton's comment on the character design. And come on, this isn't the first time Hulahoops of death have popped up in a game. Sun Shiang Ren(I think that's her name) from Dynasty Warriors. She has two.

Also Tio from Grandia 2. 2 rings and a what? 70 hit attack? =D

More on topic...Hmm. Well, the outfit is no less practical than Ivy's atleast. As for the weapon, I'd rather she had the two smaller ones.