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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*snort*

And hey here ya go with a preview

Truly, the only benefit of this is titty flashing.

Ghost Rider wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*snort*

And hey here ya go with a preview

Truly, the only benefit of this is titty flashing.

You forgot panty flashing. There's no possible way to do a kick in a skirt without doing so.

God it is going to be even more retarded than the videogame.

Seriously watch the preview.

It's fucked at the end, but this movie is a bad Charlie's Angels with more tit flashing.

NO.
FUCKING.
WAY.

How does shit like this get greenlighted?

Is there a GNU/GPL player for windows that can play quicktime (.mov) files?

Brian

brianeyci wrote:Is there a GNU/GPL player for windows that can play quicktime (.mov) files?

Brian

Get VLC. It's been able to play .mov formats for me just fine.

Losonti Tokash wrote:NO.
FUCKING.
WAY.

How does shit like this get greenlighted?

How can it not get greenlighted?

"Uhh, we want to make a movie about tits and fistfights."
"Sold!"

I think my soul died a little.

My expectations were, remain, and will not change, from 'the bar is at ground level'. If it means hot chicks topless, that'll nudge the bar up slightly, but I'll doubt there'll be that much.

:looks at the trialer:
:looks at the game:
:looks at the trailer:

Nope. This doesn't surprise me one bit.

Ok, the Katana's were something of a WTF, but otherwise...completely unspiripsing.

Hey, at least they didn't decide to make a movie out of DoA Beach Volleyball...

Mortal Kombat with boobs! In all honestly, I think that must've been exactly what the pitch was.

*Laughs hysterically, watching sleezy producers as they laugh while depositing massive paychecks made off of box-office moviegoers.*

Oh, man. Good times.

It looks like a Dynasty Warriors movie! Erm, and crap.

But hey, they made that campy Charlies Angels-ripoff TV show, so ...

Exonerate wrote:Hey, at least they didn't decide to make a movie out of DoA Beach Volleyball...

It looked like there was a volleyball scene though...

Beowulf wrote:

Exonerate wrote:Hey, at least they didn't decide to make a movie out of DoA Beach Volleyball...

It looked like there was a volleyball scene though...

There definitely was. Ugh.

Exonerate wrote:Hey, at least they didn't decide to make a movie out of DoA Beach Volleyball...

If they did I don't think women exist with big enough breasts.

Brian

I just watched the trailer. . .I realise I should probably make some type of serious or well informed comment on this thing, but. . .but . . .


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*coughs, sputters* That is all.

Well, looks like the only thing that can save that film now is a MK. II super secret special guest star. I'd pay to see it for that alone.

I believe Thief and Red Mage said it best:



The girls don't even look like the characters they're supposed to represent. Obviously matching up the breast sizes would be unreasonable, but they should at least find people with the right faces and match up the hairstyles properly...

brianeyci wrote:

Exonerate wrote:Hey, at least they didn't decide to make a movie out of DoA Beach Volleyball...

If they did I don't think women exist with big enough breasts.

Brian

The funny thing is that most of them aren't past age 18 if you go by the game bios. This movie has already lost the "Japan jailbait" crowd =D

Mad wrote:Obviously matching up the breast sizes would be unreasonable

If we're being serious about breasts rather than my joke... Angelina Jolie had her breasts padded to go from 36C to 36D. Lara Croft and Tomb Raider's titties are iconic. If you want to do DoA, might as well do it all the way rather than half-assed... big tits, sexy hot girls. I took another look at screenshots, and they all seem to have C cups or bigger (if a woman could confirm my inexperienced eye), and not pouring out huge like I thought they would be. I would argue that eye-candy is the defining feature of DoA, so they better have a lot of it. It might be a shitty movie, but oh well who cares, Doom if it had a lot of hell a marine and demons would have a shitty plot but it would be true to the concept and that's the same thing they should do here. I would even go so far as to say if they have to digitally enhance them, go for it.

Big tits are too um cumbersome anyway. I'm more turned on by a smaller body and porportionally bigger breasts... 34A or 34B? . I thought Lara Croft's breasts in the Tomb Raider movie were pretty ugly actually. So DoA, no titty factor there, at least not for me.

<edit>and no I'm not a pervert, I just remembered Jolie had her breasts enhanced, I had to search on google for her size I swear lol.</edit>

Brian

Mad wrote: The girls don't even look like the characters they're supposed to represent. Obviously matching up the breast sizes would be unreasonable, but they should at least find people with the right faces and match up the hairstyles properly...

Devon Aoki looks good as Kasumi, but that's about it. A shame really, I've always like Ayane and it looks like they royally fucked up her casting.

brianeyci wrote:Big tits are too um cumbersome anyway. I'm more turned on by a smaller body and porportionally bigger breasts... 34A or 34B? . I thought Lara Croft's breasts in the Tomb Raider movie were pretty ugly actually. So DoA, no titty factor there, at least not for me.

I agree. There's no need to augment the actresses' breasts or to search for big-breasted actresses for the movie. My complaint is that the faces and hairstyles are too wrong. The only way I could tell who was who in the trailer was by the costumes (and Ayane's purple hair). Tina is especially off. And I can't even tell who the third blonde is supposed to be (though her hairstyle is more in line with what Tina's should be...).