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Let the suck commence!

Ah, simply lovely.

Cool, a Gladiator ripoff, canned sound effects, a little sex, some Matrix ripoff, and John-Rhys Davies saying God Save the King plus others giving cliche one-liners. What's not to like about it. I think I saw a Predator ripoff too with the rope coming out of the ground grabbing the man.

And of course the trailer makes a lot of sense and we know exactly what the movie is about.

Brian

Wow...that trailer is a total rip off of LoTR

I seriously thought at some points they just stole scenes from LoTRs.

I like the ninja bad guys.

Wait, no I don't.

Come on, guys. Burt Reynolds.



BURT REYNOLDS.



I am seriously torn as to whether or not I should see this movie.

Were.... those... ninjas?

Who the hell uses ninjas nowadays that isn't making a comedy? Fuck, I could maybe understand it if it was set in Japan, but....

And what the hell is up with the main character's kung-fu? God, Boll was supposed to be making a fucking fantasy film, not a Hong-Kong action movie!

Edit: Above comments come from someone who has never played the game or games this movie is based upon. I apologize if the character in the game is also a martial-arts master (however laughable that is).

The game is a dungeon crawl. Not like that trailer. Oh well, a dungeon crawl would have sucked anyway. Sucked worse than Ninjas in LotR? Who can say.

Okay. WHAT IS THE MOVIE ABOUT!?!?!?!??!?!


Uwe Boll not only sucks at making movies, he also sucks at making trailers!!! AAAUUUUGGHH, even the brief battle scene they showed was stupid!!!!

Most non-threatening villains ever. "Burn it to the ground! And hurry! I've got to be at Maudes for brunch!"

Why is Boil still allowed to make movies?

I am working on the Boll blocker, it should also block any movies by Rob Zombie....

Each time we say "Damn but Boll can't get any worse!" Each time we're wrong .... weep for humanity.

Seriously, check out the actors he has in there, John Rys Davies, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and i bet there's more. How can they all be so stupid as to take part in a Uwe Boll film?!?!

Someone needs to tell Statham, Reynolds, Perlman, Liotta, and Davies that they're too good to get Boll'd. It's like making Kraft Dinner with exquisite French cheeses: It's still cheap crap and stinks even worse for trying to add something good to it.

Lagmonster wrote:Someone needs to tell Statham, Reynolds, Perlman, Liotta, and Davies that they're too good to get Boll'd. It's like making Kraft Dinner with exquisite French cheeses: It's still cheap crap and stinks even worse for trying to add something good to it.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG stupid

theski wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:Someone needs to tell Statham, Reynolds, Perlman, Liotta, and Davies that they're too good to get Boll'd. It's like making Kraft Dinner with exquisite French cheeses: It's still cheap crap and stinks even worse for trying to add something good to it.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG stupid

You want to try that again, but using sentences this time?

[Vader]NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/Vader]

Hmm, it seems like Boll is fond of listing the elements in his movie during the trailer. He did the same with the BloodRayne trailer.

"A bunch of ninjas..."
"Some fake looking fights..."
"A King..."
"A farmer..."

Boll must be the most charismatic person on earth if he can keep convincing well know actors to keep starring in his films. Either that, or he is giving them a shitload of money. Maybe both!

I did not here a single decent or well acted line in that entire thing (not even from Davies; I suppose he doesn't give a damn, I wouldn't), none of those involved actually appear to be capable of running, and instead waddle, the film would appear to have no plot or point, and it has Zombie ninjas.

Little more needs to be said.

Lagmonster wrote:

theski wrote:

Lagmonster wrote:Someone needs to tell Statham, Reynolds, Perlman, Liotta, and Davies that they're too good to get Boll'd. It's like making Kraft Dinner with exquisite French cheeses: It's still cheap crap and stinks even worse for trying to add something good to it.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG stupid

You want to try that again, but using sentences this time?

LOL.. sorry.. (Translated) its fucking stupid to see Statham and Liotta in this movie.

Ok I've seen it now... and... WTF? is that Farmer a former grand weaponmaster or so shit? He knows kungfu, staff, sword, dual-weilding and more apprently. Pretty damn good for a "simple farmer" That trail just blows and it looks like a solid MST3k movie already.

well If I remember the game, you start out as a simple farmer, but after an ungodly number of hours killing things you become lord bad ass motherfucker.

I used to like pole arms simply for the darth maul like twists and twirls

That trailer looks good....

*ducks sharp, nasty objects*

As a fantasy movie. Game? What game?

And where the fuck is my Starcraft movie, bitches?!

*looks to skies*

Oh fuck, the HAB retaliation just arrived.

God forbid Uwe Boll ever get his hands on Dungeon Siege 2.

Jesus Christ, what an incoherent mess. You know it'll be bad when you get more entertainment from trying to count all the movies being ripped off than from the actual trailer.

Shinova wrote:God forbid Uwe Boll ever get his hands on anything ever again, especially oxygen.

Fixed.

no worse Uwe Boll and Rob Zombie to direct the next video game property.........

and no the sound track will be blues not anything by RZ.