An intervention for Nintendo fanboys and fanbois in general
Posted: 2006-04-09 09:56pm
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No one should be playing for three hours straight period; it's bad for your eyes and hands.That means a lot of uncomfortable fatigue in your wrists if you plan on playing all night (try holding your TV remote in front of you, keeping it level, for three hours). And that isn't a problem for the Rev target audience. It's not designed for people who play hours a day.
Now, there is a whole market of non-gamers and fringe gamers who would enjoy the hell out of that. But if you're the kind of gamer who cares enough to read an article like this, I doubt you're one of those people.
People that are debating how successful a company is, for one. Which is what we were doing, by the way.Vympel wrote:The whole thing about Nintendo stock was especially relevant to what I was saying: who gives a fuck how profitable they are?
I never said "Nintendo is not successful". I said Gamecube failed, and that's true. I don't care if it turns a profit (by some miracle). The games selection is ass, and everyone knows it.Andrew J. wrote: People that are debating how successful a company is, for one. Which is what we were doing, by the way.
Yes the Gamecube failed, because YOU don't like most of the games. All this profitiblity and marketshare data is irrelivant, the entire gaming industry meaures success arround YOUR opnion.Vympel wrote:I never said "Nintendo is not successful". I said Gamecube failed, and that's true. I don't care if it turns a profit (by some miracle). The games selection is ass, and everyone knows it.Andrew J. wrote: People that are debating how successful a company is, for one. Which is what we were doing, by the way.
Your only standard for failure seems to be your own personal satisfaction. If you don't like the Gamecube just say that you don't like the Gamecube, and I'll be fine with that.Vympel wrote:I never said "Nintendo is not successful". I said Gamecube failed, and that's true. I don't care if it turns a profit (by some miracle). The games selection is ass, and everyone knows it.Andrew J. wrote: People that are debating how successful a company is, for one. Which is what we were doing, by the way.
Not true, the selection is limited but I enjoy the games included. For adventure or cooperative RPG fans, it's a wonderful console.Vympel wrote:I never said "Nintendo is not successful". I said Gamecube failed, and that's true. I don't care if it turns a profit (by some miracle). The games selection is ass, and everyone knows it.Andrew J. wrote: People that are debating how successful a company is, for one. Which is what we were doing, by the way.
From a gamer's perspective, you're damn right it's irrelevant. Again, stop acting like a Nintendo shareholder. They're not your sportsteam. Tell us how you really feel. And please, spare me this "your opinion" crap. You can hardly swing a dead cat around the internet without hitting something about Gamecube's poor selection.Yes the Gamecube failed, because YOU don't like most of the games. All this profitiblity and marketshare data is irrelivant, the entire gaming industry meaures success arround YOUR opnion.
As has been said, it's not really supposed to be. It's going to appeal to non-gamers with an intuitive interface while its low price-point makes it an attractive second system for those that prefer Sony and MS.Vympel wrote:Looking, especially, at the Gamecube's hardware stats, I can't imagine how anyone thinks this is going to be a competitive system for gamers.
If any system has a poor selection its the X-Box, there is almost no game on that system worth having that can't be obtained on PC, PS2, or GCN. I've admitted before the PS2 has a better selection of games, its probably why they have such an overwhelming majority of the marketshare. What GCN has is a long list of completely exclusive, or initially exclusive games, that I consider must buys. Wind Waker, Eternal Darkness, Resident Evil 4(though no longer exclusive), Super Smash Bros. Melee (one of those timeless games that I've never really stopped playing over years, comparable to Tetris, Starcraft, Diablo II, Mario Kart), speaking of Mario Kart; Double Dash, Rouge Squadren II & III, Metroid Prime I and II, Tales of Symphonia(initially)Vympel wrote:I enjoy the handful of games I got for it too, that still doesn't justify the purchase or make it a successful system.
From a gamer's perspective, you're damn right it's irrelevant. Again, stop acting like a Nintendo shareholder. They're not your sportsteam. Tell us how you really feel. And please, spare me this "your opinion" crap. You can hardly swing a dead cat around the internet without hitting something about Gamecube's poor selection.Yes the Gamecube failed, because YOU don't like most of the games. All this profitiblity and marketshare data is irrelivant, the entire gaming industry meaures success arround YOUR opnion.
EDIT: 18- has it exactly right.
It is only bad for your eyes if you are staring at a screen which is too small/fuzy/shit.Andrew J. wrote:No one should be playing for three hours straight period; it's bad for your eyes and hands.
I enjoy the games I got for the system, and that justifies the purchase to me. Perhaps I enjoyed them more or more of them appealed to me though.Vympel wrote:I enjoy the handful of games I got for it too, that still doesn't justify the purchase or make it a successful system.
So, wait. Our opinions are invalid under the weight of... other opinions? Lots of people don't like the Gamecube's particular flavors of games. I'm fine with that. Shooter, fighter, or sports fans would be ill advised to purchase a gamecube, because they'll not find a bloody thing to satisfy their interests. However, if you're into adventure games or cooperative games along the lines of Gauntlet, Gamecube is the premier console.From a gamer's perspective, you're damn right it's irrelevant. Again, stop acting like a Nintendo shareholder. They're not your sportsteam. Tell us how you really feel. And please, spare me this "your opinion" crap. You can hardly swing a dead cat around the internet without hitting something about Gamecube's poor selection.Yes the Gamecube failed, because YOU don't like most of the games. All this profitiblity and marketshare data is irrelivant, the entire gaming industry meaures success arround YOUR opnion.
EDIT: 18- has it exactly right.
The safety section in the manual of my DS suggests a 10-15 minute break every hour, but that seems to be standard anti-seizure stuff for both games and TV: don't get too close to the screen, light the room well, don't do it if you're too tired, etc.Xon wrote:It is only bad for your eyes if you are staring at a screen which is too small/fuzy/shit.
It is only bad for your hands if a moron built the controller.
Which is why using Nintendo products for a prolonged time isnt a good idea
I'm going to grab all 3 systems. I've never had a system where EVERY SINGLE GAME SUCKED ASS. Gamecube, PS2, XBox, PSX, N64, SNES, GB, GBA/SP, DS, PSP...they all had redeeming features.Vympel wrote:Heck, my brother just bought an XBox 360. We're getting a PS3 when it comes out.
Revolution though? Yeah, right? The entire thing sounds like ass. Wait n see. Nintendo doesnt have the trust I place in Sony.
Eh? No next-generation console apart from Nintendo has that control system (to say nothing of an equvialent that either Microsoft or Sony is hyping up the wazoo)- they use gamepads. No other next generation console is aiming to be some low-cost deliberately low-tech machine, except Nintendo (complete with specs, as per the article). How would someone write "an identical piece" with "identical complaints"?Master of Ossus wrote:I thought that article was surprisingly vacuous and devoid of any real information. Any idiot can write an identical piece about any of the "next generation" consoles, with more-or-less identical complaints stemming from previous ones.
That remains to be seen. I've seen arcade shit selling in stores for less than "modern" games, but I've never had the urge to buy them at all anyway- nostalgia isn't powerful enough for me to spend money on. I have MAME for that.They're not all that interesting, frankly, and most of their criticisms miss significant counter-arguments (for example: the claim relating "Arcade Classics" to the downloadable games are bunk--Arcade Classics don't sell well because they're as expensive as modern games and you get a couple of hours of nostalgia, but a download can be significantly less expensive than that).
Everyone has been complaining about the controllers for both other Next-Gen systems, and everyone has been complaining about their price tags--both complaints are especially valid for the PS3.Vympel wrote:Eh? No next-generation console apart from Nintendo has that control system (to say nothing of an equvialent that either Microsoft or Sony is hyping up the wazoo)- they use gamepads. No other next generation console is aiming to be some low-cost deliberately low-tech machine, except Nintendo (complete with specs, as per the article). How would someone write "an identical piece" with "identical complaints"?
Fair enough, but I think that the ability to play (say) Mario III is easily worth a $5 download for me. I'm not sure that it's a selling point for the system, per se, but price is a major factor--and downloads are significantly less expensive than games which require packaging and shelf space.That remains to be seen. I've seen arcade shit selling in stores for less than "modern" games, but I've never had the urge to buy them at all anyway- nostalgia isn't powerful enough for me to spend money on. I have MAME for that.
Virtual Boy.Silver Paladin wrote:
I'm going to grab all 3 systems. I've never had a system where EVERY SINGLE GAME SUCKED ASS. Gamecube, PS2, XBox, PSX, N64, SNES, GB, GBA/SP, DS, PSP...they all had redeeming features.
I doubt that any next gen system will break that trend. As long as there will be good games on the system, I'll grab it.