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I'm looking for a Windowblinds skin that looks like that Silver Windows XP theme, except black of charcoal grey, with none of the funky buttons, small fonts, fonts with too little contrast with the background, and fucked up window colors (white on off-white - fucking brilliant). Anyone have any suggestions? Noire has come close, but its windows and toolbar font color are way too hard on the eyes (I've also tried Longhorn, which was also close, Stealth and GT3 OS).

Here's the WB port of the theme I use. The WB version only has the dark blue Subzero color scheme, but the msstyles version (used by StyleXP) has several colorschemes, of which Kohga and Shadow are charcoal grey and black, respectively.